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[A Logging Company]

I do not understand why PPP's retarded tirades on any subject should alienate anyone, unless the new audience doesn't know even the basic lore. The proper response to one of those is "heh, this fat retard who (got kicked out of his church for spreading his asshole online / can't even shit in a toilet / etc) thinks x and he's getting fuckin loud about it. Lol"

Christians in this sphere are very touchy about autistic minutia that most church-goers ignore, all while being hypocritical to the most basic values of the faith, using theology as a way to reeeee with self-righteous impunity, all while attempting to egotistically dunk on fellow Christians on twitter. I'd like to say that this is just a phenomena of modern terminally online men, but even pre-Constantine Romans noted how the various emergent sects and groups of early Christians were hyper vitriolic to each other, at a time when the Romans were throwing them to lions.

 

[verifymejoshuaconnormoon]

the therightstuff.biz sartor segment was the best part of the show imo

 

[Kramer on the phone]

My theories were that either Singalboot was fake donos to alog Ralph or some sperg running up his credit card, but I can the Catholic angle too. Especially if Signalboot was particularly disturbed by Fuentes giving Catholics a bad name and donated to spite Ralph and AF by extension. Then PPP had to have a tard fit over Catholic doctrine and the donos dried up. He's like the anti-televangelist, the more he preaches, the LESS money he makes.

PPP needs to do nothing more than lift a few weights and go for a moderate walk while getting his diet in check. Tardski is gonna try to push Ashton harder than he should be and the hollaring match between those two will be a sight to behold. Ralph will do a 2 hour segment just dancing to the death of the KC, assuming that he doesn't go to Burger King in the UK and get beaten like a red-headed stepchild again.

PPP probably doesn't even need to lose weight at this point if we're honest, its about burning the fat. the fact that he was an all-state football player means he was in relatively good shape, its really about the appearance at this point. he clearly had/has the muscles they're just underneath some fat. plus he's young enough that he can bounce back easily.

Very odd how this whole "donator" crowd (@SignalBoot ) despises Jewish nepotistic bureaucracy, yet Warski is grandfathered in at this point despite being an actual confirmed special ed retard who literally stutters! Big fan of the Kino Casino but can't really understand how Warski can talk so much shit when even his co-host did a 3 part hours long deep dive interview on his very special past! Imagine unironically letting Mike David shit all over you live on stream! He has grey hair like Ralph!

meh, Mike David fanboy'd him hard a decade ago. https://redbarradio.net/archives/warski-podcast people seem to forget warski is in his 30s and this is attempt #109 at being famous.

 

[Noventa e Quatro]

PPP probably doesn't even need to lose weight at this point if we're honest, its about burning the fat. the fact that he was an all-state football player means he was in relatively good shape, its really about the appearance at this point. he clearly had/has the muscles they're just underneath some fat. plus he's young enough that he can bounce back easily.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

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that was like 10 years ago, i can hear surfer in the background.

 

[Procrastinhater]

These guys need to get much better at pacing the show

1) reading out donations in the middle of a bit is annoying and retarded

2) pausing a 40 second video 10 times is extremely annoying and retarded, just play the clip and commentate afterwards, if you need to go back afterwards to talk about specific parts then timestamp the video.

these are the two primary reasons why I find watching the show tedious......that and the fact that Warski sucks.

It's the constant fucking ADD pausing that's getting tiring.
PPP isn't making any attempt to wrangle Andy's fucking sped behavior.
It gets frustrating when he quite literally can't go 30 seconds on whatever they are watching without pausing, and often just to fucking gobble and chucklefuck like a retarded monkey or say the most asinine and obvious shit, and then belabor that point long after it ceases to be funny.
I try hard to like Andy and get past his fucking annoying tendencies since he really is a low iQ special needs case but he can be frustrating as fuck when his co host doesn't keep him reeled in a bit.
Andy can be funny and entertaining but he needs someone who can wrangle him without offending him and causing a spergout.

 

[Stanley Tit]

What they need to do is edit. (Isn't Warski's Twitter bio "a guy who edits"?) Make montages of the best moments from the cows' streams & comment on those. But for whatever reason, & despite having capos who fetch them things & want to help them, this doesn't happen. The sole exception was their putting Snoop Dogg & other wacky musical effects over Hollywood God clips, a crime for which they should never be forgiven.

 

[BrainProlapse]

The Tardski cycle:

1. Start a new show and put in a burst of effort
2. Get conceited and lazy, show loses all momentum
3. Sperg out and alienate support <- We are here
4. Total meltdown; show cancelled, friends become enemies
5. Goes offline for a while to work on muh mentals
Restart at 1.

 

[MrBond]

The Tardski cycle:

1. Start a new show and put in a burst of effort
2. Get conceited and lazy, show loses all momentum
3. Sperg out and alienate support <- We are here
4. Total meltdown; show cancelled, friends become enemies
5. Goes offline for a while to work on muh mentals
Restart at 1.

Hate the gunt all you want but he never did #5 as far as I remember. Only time that asshole left the internet was to go to jail and even then he was feeding Nora stuff to write for him on the site. If Gunt did go offline it would crash this entire sector because wtf do they have beyond shitting on Ralph? Go bitch about Nick Fuentes? What if he leaves? Baked? He's going to jail. If gunt goes, everyone else will dry up lol

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

PPP probably doesn't even need to lose weight at this point if we're honest, its about burning the fat. the fact that he was an all-state football player means he was in relatively good shape, its really about the appearance at this point. he clearly had/has the muscles they're just underneath some fat. plus he's young enough that he can bounce back easily.

meh, Mike David fanboy'd him hard a decade ago. https://redbarradio.net/archives/warski-podcast people seem to forget warski is in his 30s and this is attempt #109 at being famous.

He was all-state football in what state? Of Delusion?

 

[Kramer on the phone]

The Tardski cycle:

1. Start a new show and put in a burst of effort
2. Get conceited and lazy, show loses all momentum
3. Sperg out and alienate support <- We are here
4. Total meltdown; show cancelled, friends become enemies
5. Goes offline for a while to work on muh mentals
Restart at 1.

the fact that it took him 6 months to get here is amazing, he hasn't lasted this long ever.

 

[coof coof]

He was all-state football in what state? Of Delusion?

I don't know if he's ever talked about it, but I would assume he just played offensive tackle or guard and has always been a fat fuck.

 

[Hüftpriester]

I don't know if he's ever talked about it, but I would assume he just played offensive tackle or guard and has always been a fat fuck.

He talked about it with Diddler Dax during the simpgate call.

Idk if he was lying or deflecting but for what it's worth, PPP isn't that fat in the earlier pictures we see of him. Unlike Ralph who has been morbidly obese for his entire life, there's a chance PPP was involved in sports in his youth.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Hate the gunt all you want but he never did #5 as far as I remember. Only time that asshole left the internet was to go to jail and even then he was feeding Nora stuff to write for him on the site. If Gunt did go offline it would crash this entire sector because wtf do they have beyond shitting on Ralph? Go bitch about Nick Fuentes? What if he leaves? Baked? He's going to jail. If gunt goes, everyone else will dry up lol

Fuck when you say it like that you almost make Gunt Guarding make sense, like supporting evil to prevent a greater evil, who the fuck are you really, is that Alpharius?

 

[A Log In D Tractor]

Christians in this sphere are very touchy about autistic minutia that most church-goers ignore, all while being hypocritical to the most basic values of the faith, using theology as a way to reeeee with self-righteous impunity, all while attempting to egotistically dunk on fellow Christians on twitter. I'd like to say that this is just a phenomena of modern terminally online men, but even pre-Constantine Romans noted how the various emergent sects and groups of early Christians were hyper vitriolic to each other, at a time when the Romans were throwing them to lions.

"You blind guides! You strain out a gnat but swallow a camel."

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He talked about it with Diddler Dax during the simpgate call.

Idk if he was lying or deflecting but for what it's worth, PPP isn't that fat in the earlier pictures we see of him. Unlike Ralph who has been morbidly obese for his entire life, there's a chance PPP was involved in sports in his youth.

Most football coaches will go grab any kids PPP’s size to put on defense.

Any teen boy above 6’2 with bulk is going to get approached by a football coach. I can totally believe he was recruited to play football due to his physical size alone.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Most football coaches will go grab any kids PPP’s size to put on defense.

Any teen boy above 6’2 with bulk is going to get approached by a football coach. I can totally believe he was recruited to play football due to his physical size alone.

For his size and mass, if PPP got into moderate shape and learned to actually box, he would be a great big man in the ring much like George Forman or Butterbean.

 

[MrBond]

Fuck when you say it like that you almost make Gunt Guarding make sense, like supporting evil to prevent a greater evil, who the fuck are you really, is that Alpharius?

Gunt Guarding is retarded but if you destroy your cash cow then you got nothing to sell lol

 

[cokeski1488]

He talked about it with Diddler Dax during the simpgate call.

Idk if he was lying or deflecting but for what it's worth, PPP isn't that fat in the earlier pictures we see of him. Unlike Ralph who has been morbidly obese for his entire life, there's a chance PPP was involved in sports in his youth.

do they make cleats with velcro straps?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Most football coaches will go grab any kids PPP’s size to put on defense.

Any teen boy above 6’2 with bulk is going to get approached by a football coach. I can totally believe he was recruited to play football due to his physical size alone.

Playing football and being All-state are very different. If he’s claiming he’s All-state it means he was one of the 5 or so best players in the state at his position for his school’s division.

There would also be a record of it. So he might be lying or maybe he didn’t say he was all-state and the people here just got confused because they never actually played sports unlike the Ralphamale and I.