Alright listen up faggots, I can't fap because my dick doesn't get hard late at night on Sundays so like any normal person who can't fap I wanted to post a block of text. In case anyone cares what the Kirb thinks, I feel that in the case of an infinitely expanding universe, every possible thing that could happen has already happened and will eventually happen. But we don't look at it simply through our limited understanding of natural law, we look at it through alternatives, specifically through abstract theoretical mathematics and logic.
Of course this is all relative but in a simple sense of universal probability, as long as we have a universe that is constantly expanding to an infinite degree, as long as something exists, something can happen, anyone who collects fedoras knows about Descartes and Cogito ergo sum. Therefore instead of jerking off to Rouge the Bat like the fat neckbeard you are, let's create a logical formula instead. Lets say we have two variables, the first variable is Fedora and the second variable is Fingerbox
B-but Kirby, you fucking sperging autist, if you have any grasp about how logic works you would know that two variables aren't enough to determine if there is a direct correlation between a cause and effect
NO FUCK YOU FAGGOT, listen up aight? What if I told you there was always a hidden variable? A variable that doesn't exist but at the same time does. This is what variable 3 is. For reference purposes let's call Variable 3 Holden
Now there is only one thing that can exist while at the same time not existing, something that contradicts its meaning. This is the number 0. Any number that 0 divides into is always infinity. Let's say Holden = 0.
If Holden exists then Fedora and/or Fingerbox can exist.
Why is that? Let's break this down.
So if Fedora exists, then Fingerbox can either exist or not exist because of Holden.
If Fingerbox exists, then Fedora can either exist or not exist because of Holden.
If neither Fedora or Fingerbox exist, than neither can exist because of Holden
Replace Fedora and Fingerbox with any potential variable infinite times and you have every scenario possible either taking place or not taking place simultaneously. This includes the end of the universe and the rebirth of the universe, an infinite amount of time. As long as there is Holden, anything will be possible, anything can change and anything will happen. If Holden exists, then you could have existed trillions of times and most likely you have gotten laid in like at least like 5 of those existences, you could have died billions of times, been killed by ISIS a million times, became president 4000 times and have lived the life of Chris-Chan 800 times and you wouldn't even know it.
This makes you then think, how are the results for Holden designed? Is it truly as random as a roll of the dice? What if Holden was sentient and was purposely choosing between Fedora and Fingerbox? That's when studying the natural world comes into play. It is through studying the world around us that intelligent, Christian straight white individuals like myself will better understand how Holden truly operates. Even if Holden wasn't sentient, it can't be argued that this system still exists.
Therefore Holden = god.
Lastly, I'd like to end this by saying that if you actually read this whole thing I wrote, you are as autistic I am.
Lastly, I'd like to end this by saying that if you actually read this whole thing I wrote, you are as autistic I am. Lastly, I'd like to end this by saying that if you actually read this whole thing I wrote, you are as autistic I am.
Lastly, I'd like to end this by saying that if you actually read this whole thing I wrote, you are as autistic I am.
Lastly, I'd like to end this by saying that if you actually read this whole thing I wrote, you are as autistic I am.
Lastly, I'd like to end this post by saying that if you actually read this whole thing from start to finish, you are as autistic I am.
Of course this is all relative but in a simple sense of universal probability, as long as we have a universe that is constantly expanding to an infinite degree, as long as something exists, something can happen, anyone who collects fedoras knows about Descartes and Cogito ergo sum. Therefore instead of jerking off to Rouge the Bat like the fat neckbeard you are, let's create a logical formula instead. Lets say we have two variables, the first variable is Fedora and the second variable is Fingerbox
B-but Kirby, you fucking sperging autist, if you have any grasp about how logic works you would know that two variables aren't enough to determine if there is a direct correlation between a cause and effect
NO FUCK YOU FAGGOT, listen up aight? What if I told you there was always a hidden variable? A variable that doesn't exist but at the same time does. This is what variable 3 is. For reference purposes let's call Variable 3 Holden
Now there is only one thing that can exist while at the same time not existing, something that contradicts its meaning. This is the number 0. Any number that 0 divides into is always infinity. Let's say Holden = 0.
If Holden exists then Fedora and/or Fingerbox can exist.
Why is that? Let's break this down.
So if Fedora exists, then Fingerbox can either exist or not exist because of Holden.
If Fingerbox exists, then Fedora can either exist or not exist because of Holden.
If neither Fedora or Fingerbox exist, than neither can exist because of Holden
Replace Fedora and Fingerbox with any potential variable infinite times and you have every scenario possible either taking place or not taking place simultaneously. This includes the end of the universe and the rebirth of the universe, an infinite amount of time. As long as there is Holden, anything will be possible, anything can change and anything will happen. If Holden exists, then you could have existed trillions of times and most likely you have gotten laid in like at least like 5 of those existences, you could have died billions of times, been killed by ISIS a million times, became president 4000 times and have lived the life of Chris-Chan 800 times and you wouldn't even know it.
This makes you then think, how are the results for Holden designed? Is it truly as random as a roll of the dice? What if Holden was sentient and was purposely choosing between Fedora and Fingerbox? That's when studying the natural world comes into play. It is through studying the world around us that intelligent, Christian straight white individuals like myself will better understand how Holden truly operates. Even if Holden wasn't sentient, it can't be argued that this system still exists.
Therefore Holden = god.
Lastly, I'd like to end this by saying that if you actually read this whole thing I wrote, you are as autistic I am.
Lastly, I'd like to end this by saying that if you actually read this whole thing I wrote, you are as autistic I am. Lastly, I'd like to end this by saying that if you actually read this whole thing I wrote, you are as autistic I am.
Lastly, I'd like to end this by saying that if you actually read this whole thing I wrote, you are as autistic I am.
Lastly, I'd like to end this by saying that if you actually read this whole thing I wrote, you are as autistic I am.
Lastly, I'd like to end this post by saying that if you actually read this whole thing from start to finish, you are as autistic I am.
kirby is smart, how come im not that smart?"
