Careercow Kirtaner / Aubrey Cottle - 420chan sysop, founder of anonymoose, 1337 hax0r, anti-goobergate and all around degenerate

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gangweedfan

Anime is the next stage of evoltin. now yuo see...
True & Honest Fan
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From the ED page:
Due to the stupid cunt leaving his image directories open, child porn (The homo claims it was actually xenogears loli but no one believes him because he is Kirtaner) was found on his webspace and he was banned from Something Awful after forum members led a crusade to get him and his exceptional partner in crime Marshall Banana permabanned.
So on one hand he is pedo who crusades against other pedos. But on the other he is a xenogears fan. kinda based TBH
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Pic related is what he faps to. She is actually a 100000 year old nanobot cluster so its ok though.
 

Nobue

kiwifarms.net
Well, I used to go to 420chan in the late aughts. Didn't know this guy was such a loser.

Was the guy who ran Desuchan this bad?
 

gangweedfan

Anime is the next stage of evoltin. now yuo see...
True & Honest Fan
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heres his crunchbase which has most of his social media in 1 place https://www.crunchbase.com/person/aubrey-cottle (https://archive.md/VualZ)
his linkdin: https://www.linkedin.com/in/kirtaner/
You need an account to view it but @Neigh in chat took a screenshot for me
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Not really much useful for doxing him here but he lives in Toronto Canada so thats a start.

His Facebook work section is some of the fakest shit I have seen (https://archive.md/cIFJB). In reverse order:
Went to Northern Secondary School
2002 - 2003
I got caught resetting the local administrator passwords to play Starcraft during class, so they gave me a domain administrator account on the entire Toronto District School Board intranet. You can guess how my academic life ended.
This sounds like a epic hacker backstory he made up for himself.
Studied Exploits at freenode
Internet Troll·Also studied Manipulation and Anime·School year 2005
Former Founder at Anonymous
December 2006 - December 2008
I gave all of the aimless, mischievous anons a home, and honed the chaos engine into a terrifying, skilled weapon. Alex Wuori -> Hal Turner -> Perverted Justice -> Subeta -> Fox News -> Chris Forcand -> Project Chanology -> Epilepsy Foundation -> SOCC & Hip-Hop Forums
Former Progenitor and Mastermind at Internet Hate Machine
July 2007 - December 2008
Blowing up yellow vans. Being the worst a human can be. Training impressionable social outcast youth in the arts of trolling, hacking, social engineering, and life destruction. Evaluating large scale operations to ensure the most effective and chaotic community destruction is executed as smoothly and lulzy as possible. Reports directly to NSA handler Eric Bauman.
Former Senior Front End Engineer at Ericsson
2 April 2017 - 2 April 2018·Mississauga, Ontario
Was rapidly noticed by other engineers and project managers as being unusually talented. The combination of being recognized by teammates who used your boards, singlehandedly completing application components that were specced as needing multiple dedicated engineers over a lengthy period in 1/4 the time with zero experience of the core library, and earning the nickname Mr. Robot, caused the most internal anguish I’d felt in a long time.
Founder at 420chan
2005 - Present·Toronto, Ontario
Sorry, sorry I'm trying to delete it
Returning Founder at Anonymous
12 August 2020 - Present
I'm home. There's a lot of shit to do.
Jesus imagine putting any of this on your resume :story: Either he is a troll or he unironically thinks he is hot shit.
 

Neigh

Where da huite wummin at?
kiwifarms.net
heres his crunchbase which has most of his social media in 1 place https://www.crunchbase.com/person/aubrey-cottle (https://archive.md/VualZ)
his linkdin: https://www.linkedin.com/in/kirtaner/
You need an account to view it but @Neigh in chat took a screenshot for me
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Not really much useful for doxing him here but he lives in Toronto Canada so thats a start.

His Facebook work section is some of the fakest shit I have seen (https://archive.md/cIFJB). In reverse order:
This sounds like a epic hacker backstory he made up for himself.






Jesus imagine putting any of this on your resume :story: Either he is a troll or he unironically thinks he is hot shit.
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gangweedfan

Anime is the next stage of evoltin. now yuo see...
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Imagine being such a l33t anarchist haxxor and criminal mastermind that you post your masterplan to hack 8kun parler and kiwifarms with your real name. He already should know hacking is a federal crime from the time anonymous members were arrested by the FBI 2012 (Of course he lives in canada but it is still a crime there). He could very well be a glowie like APC said in chat. Or just exceptional/trolling.

Also He posted this on his twitter around the time of his AMA. More fake hacker larping.
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From what I heard on /g/ the ascii text is made using a generator instead of being ¨hand made¨ Which adds to the evidence of him being a larper/troll. But I cant confirm this.
 

OneMillionRPM

iunno
kiwifarms.net
Imagine being such a l33t anarchist haxxor and criminal mastermind that you post your masterplan to hack 8kun parler and kiwifarms with your real name. He already should know hacking is a federal crime from the time anonymous members were arrested by the FBI 2012 (Of course he lives in canada but it is still a crime there). He could very well be a glowie like APC said in chat. Or just exceptional/trolling.

Also He posted this on his twitter around the time of his AMA. More fake hacker larping.
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From what I heard on /g/ the ascii text is made using a generator instead of being ¨hand made¨ Which adds to the evidence of him being a larper/troll. But I cant confirm this.
If the goal of this was to make people cringe at every other word, then they've done a good job.

Also the program's called figlet, every skid zine uses it. Good for IRC funposting, though.
 

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"May you live in interesting times."
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Imagine being such a l33t anarchist haxxor and criminal mastermind that you post your masterplan to hack 8kun parler and kiwifarms with your real name. He already should know hacking is a federal crime from the time anonymous members were arrested by the FBI 2012 (Of course he lives in canada but it is still a crime there). He could very well be a glowie like APC said in chat. Or just exceptional/trolling.

Also He posted this on his twitter around the time of his AMA. More fake hacker larping.
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From what I heard on /g/ the ascii text is made using a generator instead of being ¨hand made¨ Which adds to the evidence of him being a larper/troll. But I cant confirm this.
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gangweedfan

Anime is the next stage of evoltin. now yuo see...
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
I missed this because all these anonymous accounts look the same to me but according to that your daddy joe website kirtaner is ban evading under this twittet account: https://twitter.com/RealOGAnonymous (https://archive.md/O5O3D)
Which links to this website: https://buttse.cx/ (https://archive.md/gVcM1) more haxxor larping lol.

He is trying to make buttsec a meme for whatever reason but it just seems childish to me.

EDIT: I dont really get who or what the site linked in his twitter is about but it has a 100 page PDF that I dont have time to read so im just gonna upload it here.
 

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MugolEx

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Imagine being such a l33t anarchist haxxor and criminal mastermind that you post your masterplan to hack 8kun parler and kiwifarms with your real name. He already should know hacking is a federal crime from the time anonymous members were arrested by the FBI 2012 (Of course he lives in canada but it is still a crime there). He could very well be a glowie like APC said in chat. Or just exceptional/trolling.

Also He posted this on his twitter around the time of his AMA. More fake hacker larping.
w2zsbwxvr6w51.png

From what I heard on /g/ the ascii text is made using a generator instead of being ¨hand made¨ Which adds to the evidence of him being a larper/troll. But I cant confirm this.
I assume this is just a troll. Who thinks Anonymous is still cool?
 

Trashfire Garbagefuck

Hot Carl
kiwifarms.net
I haven't been on the site in at least five years and I'm kind afraid to find out how bad it's gotten, but it's almost comforting to see Kirtaner is exactly as pathetic as I remember. The rest of the site made fun of him all the time back then, that's party of why one of their most treasured memes is HIFFWE.

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I remember his own wife making an announcement in the official site board that she deleted his wordfilter on the phrase SJW, Apparently he only put it in to protect his "tumblr buddies" which I absolutely believe. It's funny since at the time nobody questioned it because the filter ("well balanced decent individual" or something) accidentally pissed off both sides. The SJW crowd thought it was sarcastic so everyone else just assumed it was a double layered joke to piss off outsiders who saw 420chan as a just another place to have culture war battles. There was a good deal of political canvassing and brigading at the time because it was seen as neutral territory to be taken. But nope, the filter was just straightforward resentful admin behavior. It made sense for him to do so, that SJW shit feeds his narcissism so he couldn't have it easily insulted or criticized.

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Spardot definitely did not feed his ego. And I guess she paid for it holy shit, I still did not expect to see that reading through this thread. When I think about what an angry self absorbed off brand lowtax he was, I'm less surprised that he beat Spardot when she was pregnant. Still kinda shocked though I mean what the fuck? I bet his violent exceptional individual trigger was whenever she disagreed with him or simply didn't feed his ego when he was on about something. It probably didn't help ol kirty poo that the entire userbase saw her as the man in the relationship.

But the worst part for me is that the little bitch has the audacity to use Netjester as a way to go after her after she blocked him. It's like if a guy sent the family dog to the ex wife he beat with a note on his collar that read "fuck you bitch -me" Dude has been the worst part of his own site for a decade, and he wasn't much better in the 00s. After a while Spardot basically ran that shit with the other mods. Some of the mods were really cool, one mod even paid for a random user's cat's life saving surgery, idk what it's like now but the mod interaction and transparency was interesting for an imageboard. Then you had Kirtaner who still thought he was hot shit but generally only posted to bitch about things and stopped caring or having fun at some point after the 00s.

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FUN FACT: Kirtaner did not in fact get violently raped in a holding cell after pissing off that arab guy from Lost at the Hawaii International Film Festival Welcome Event, the word came from an old typo, but it's a nice story and the word HIFFWE is funny. He did however dress up like a girl and goatse himself on livestream during a donation stream.
 

Ambient Occlusion

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I remember after Bobby Heenan died there were some shitposting threads saying he looked like ET. Spardot got so fucking angry about it she deleted the thread and went on a banning spree. It was fucking hilarious and became a huge meme in the tubes for a while.
 

Arm Pit Cream

5%er, Jupiterian Philosopher, Anglophobe, CSIS
True & Honest Fan
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I'd like to bring attention to Kirtaner's blatant connections to the CIA and intelligence agencies. People joke around about "glowing", but Kirtaner works with the CIA and is pretty open about his work.
Particularly this has to do with the account, @YourAnonNews and the media outlet Bellingcat. When 420chan was shutdown due to him sperging out over losing his twitter using the K word, he decided to link to their tweet begging for him to be unbanned.
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"This is horrible press for you", really taking a personal stake in an edgy twitter getting suspended? How would this be bad press when barely anybody knows who Kirtaner is? Really telling statement.
That's also ignoring the fact that @YourAnonNews posted his twitter ban message and posted it almost immediately after Kirtaner was suspended, meaning that they needed to be in direct contact on twitter and other services. Right before Kirtaner was banned they were talking about doing hacking projects together too.
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Kirt and his pals are just bitches for the system they claim to rebel against and they love it, what else pays their bills?
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YourAnonNews / Michael Womack
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YourAnonNews was founded by antifa soyboy Michael Womack, he has tweeted about Syria and Turkey more than anybody else i've ever seen, in the last year alone hundreds of times seemingly he's attempted to claim there's a genocide in Syria against the kurds. He loves *totally* going after the police and bashing the fash.
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Holy fucking GLOW
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Hmmm that's not suspicious or hypocritical at all wow
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Lol what a snowflake
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Imagine running defense force for antifa this hard lol
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[Glownigger energy intensifies]
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Bragging about the Parler """hack"""" (which has had nothing come from it as it was all public info)
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This tard doxed himself by begging for money so his house wouldn't be foreclosed, I guess being a fed doesn't pay as well anymore :story:
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Bellingcat
In Kirtaner's infinite wisdom, he thought teaching out to Antifa CIA/MI6 glowniggers was the right career choice in helping to BTFO nazis. As such, he began to work at Bellingcat, an "open source information" collector, aka, they steal Kiwifarms posts and then lie about the authors. They're also the ones who were pushing the Douma Gas attack myth In Syria, going on about Donbass + the Ukraine, doxed all the people at Cville, tried getting GME's stonk shut down and are now attempting to identify all capitol protestors. Kirt is so defensive of them he even threatened somebody for calling them conspiracy theorists. He's seemingly in regular contact with them, taking pride in this fact despite the fact these people steal neo-nazi kiwifarmer posts and repurpose it as "journalism".
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Bellingcat works with known FBI outlet Unicorn Riot
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Kirt went onto /pol/ and owned the nazis, bragging about handing off Jim Watkin's email server to Bellingcat because he hates Q
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Hilariously to prove their total not CIA backed roots, they attacked the 1 of the 5 whistleblowers from with in the team who worked on it who came out again the OPCW in regards to the Syira Douma "Gas Attack". they're so poorly funded it took them like 7 months to forge the most basic shit i've ever seen and all it says it "y'know....there was chlorine there and EVERYBODY agrees with that", and it's like yes, parts per billion, nobody is debating that, however you can measure the levels they got by spilling bleach. It needed to be per million to show the effects. That they would put this out so late after and try so little speaks to the quality of their efforts.
(https://archive.md/uxjd8)

In general Bellingcat's journalism of Syria is very sus, it's so on point and so specific I don't even understand the point in publishing it or who would click on it. Plus how would such a small organization have access to so much data from Syria and be the ones to break the Douma gas attack? Very impressive stuff. Thousands of tweets about Syria.
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Dox
YourAnonNews / Michael Womack:
2938 Dora St, Franklin Park, IL 60131

Kirtaner / Aubrey Cottle:
5280 Lakeshore, Burlington ON, L7L5R1
Comes up so he likely moved out of the city with his parents after they couldn't keep up the rent.

Previously at
190-630 Vesta drive, Toronto ON
M5P2Z9
 

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