Kiwi Congress - Post laws for whatever part of the world you are from that would benefit society

[Jann_Hörn]

Situation:
You have just been elected to the House of Representatives in your hometown of Ruckersville , VA. You have many ideas on your mind on how to fix the problems of the US and want to make things better. Your constituents demand to see results before the dimensional merge so go out and make laws to the extreme.

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Propose any common sense law that would benefit people in the US or whatever part of the world you hail from. It can be simple or complex does not matter.

Template (or do whatever):

Name of the Law:
Country:
Details:

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Example:

Name of the Law: Police Punishment Act
Country: USA
Details: Police are now required to punish people committing misdemeanors with community service in some way related to their crime. The community service would reduce the predatory nature of police in their search for people committing misdemeanors and still providing a punishment whilst benefiting their community and potentially generating/saving revenue.

 

[Massa's Little Buckie]

You won't get me that easy FBI.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

Name of Law: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Country: USA

Details:

 

[AgriDrThunder]

Name of the Law: Schwuchtelkontroll und Präventionsgesetz
Country: Federal Republic of Germany
Details: Outlines plans for camps and trains to make Germany Great Again. Does not affect actual homosexuals.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

Location: Middle East
Law: 72 virgins for me

 

[Justtocheck]

Name of the law: Information protection act 2020.

Country: USA

Details: As a consequence for spreading more than 3 (three) news fake worthy or 1 (one) fake news with intent to decieve, the citizen will be subject to all social media ban for 6 (six) months to a year. Failure to comply or attempts to circunvent will be fined with up to $10.000 U.S. dollars.




Don't riot on me murica.

 

[BSC]

kill all the niggers

 

[NerdShamer]

No homos allowed.

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

I would remove all laws.

pros:

• people that everyone hates like pedos, trannies, and jannies would naturally be killed by lynch mobs
• no taxes
• no welfare, all useless sacks of shit that nobody likes will die. useless people that are loved can still be supported by charity.
• women's rights get pushed back to the stone age where it belongs
• massive reduction in population, free shit for everyone. land, houses, cars, just about everything is free for the taking because the previous owners starved or were killed.
• global warming finally defeated

cons:

• some of your favorite lolcows would die
• slower technological advancement because people are too busy farming and pillaging and shit

 

[Orion Balls]

Name of the Law: Stop Complaining About Needing ID to Vote Act "SCANID" Act

Country: USA

Details: Free voter identification cards with photo will be supplied to every citizen registered to vote. Scannable tech, so "No one can vote more than once in different districts or States."

 

[Wraith]

Name of the Law: Martin Luther King Jr. financial security act
Country: Any country
Details:
Section Abodah Zara 26b: - No libs, dems, and especially (((fun people))) are allowed to start a business, own a business, have stock in a business, or run a business in any managerial position from CEO all the way down to a manager of a two man operation where they clean toilets in the basement of an office building. This includes banks.

Section Sanhedrin 59a: - No libs, dems, and especially (((delightful people))) can be in any position of government, from president on down to police, school employees, to trash collectors or even a government job working in the sewer system.

Section Libbre David 37: - No libs, dems, and especially (((sterling examines of self control))) can be allowed in any position of news media, movies, television, music industry, video games, any form of communication whatsoever.

Section Hilkkoth Akum X1: - No libs, dems, and especially (((lights to the gentile world))) can operate any web site including positions mentioned in Abodah Zara 26b, although if they want to kvetch about their punished position in the country on places of free speech like 4chan, they are free to as long as they do not hold any positions of power, not even moderator or janitor on an anime image board / booru.

Section Szaaloth-Utszabot, The Book of Jore Dia 17: - No libs, dems, and especially (((individuals who don't need to purchase rhinoplasty for their vera wang purse loving daughters))) are allowed to invest in any company even as a start up. This goes in line with Section Abodah Zara 26b in terms of owning stock in a company.

Section Yebhamoth 11b: - No libs, dems, and especially (((patron saints of modernity))) are not allowed to practice law or medicine. This includes having any access or influence in medical supply companies such as pharmaceutical companies. None of them can be judges, which also pairs with Section Abodah Zara 26b.

Section Aboda Sarah 37a: - No libs, dems, and especially (((paragons of virtue))) are not allowed to loan money with interest in any case, although they should expect repayment on a sustained regular basis of any non-interest loans they give out.

Section Nidrasch Talpioth, p. 225-: - No companies or interest outside the nation owned or operated by libs, dems, and especially (((people with a nose for news))) can sell their good and services within the bounds of the nation for any price. It can only be offered for free. This includes movies, music and shows of any type. No subscription fees are allowed for things like web sites to these companies from the base nation is allowed. Free access or none at all.

Section Choschen Hamm 388, 15: - No libs, dems, and especially (((encouragers of countless Middle East wars only for the (((good))) of mankind))) are allowed to own any homes. They can only rent.

Section Choschen Hamm, 266, 1: - Libs, dems, and especially (((those capable of keeping their hands consistently warm during the winter through friction))) are not allowed to have sexual intercourse, have children or marry anyone within the bounds of the nation. If a citizen does any of these things, they lose their citizenship and are happily moved to the nation of origin of the libs, dems, and especially (((facially distinct))) people minus all their worldly goods.

Section Simeon Haddarsen, fol. 56-D: - No government funds, aka tax money will go to any nation who are run by libs, dems, and especially (((open-minded individuals who gentrify Palestian neighborhoods against their will because it's (((good))) for them))). Neither will military weapons be allowed sale to these nations.

Section Baba Necia 114, 6: - Justin Treudeu (spell check in aisle 9) will be shot on sight and any of his supporters, ANY of his (((supporters))) if he steps within the bounds of the country.

Section Gad. Shas. 2 - No direct travel such as ships, ground vehicles or air travel will be allowed to any nation run by libs, dems, and especially (((the whitest non-white white people who ever whited a white continent.)))

Section Schulchan Aruch, Choszen Hamiszpat 388: - Porn sites and other sexually deviant web sites owned or operated by libs, dems, and especially (((people chosen to act with holiness and purity but thinks it's a good idea to do rape and incest pron for the rest of the world while (((they))) profit))) will be blocked. If someone uses a VPN to access them from inside the country, that's on them. If said person accessing that material in any way makes a public declaration that such behavior should be considered moral and uses shaming language to control arguments to get such vile things accepted, they will be immediately executed slowly while being forced to watch Twilight films enacted by Christian Weston Chandler.

Section Tosefta. Aboda Zara B, 5: - Chicks who are fat, have short hair shoulder length or shorter, shave any part of their heads for any reasons other than dealing with chemotherapy or some needed medical issue, have to pay 3 x the taxes of any other citizen for having to look at that. Any man who is obese or takes photos of himself doing the massively open mouthed smile with garbage like Funco Pops and Nintendo consoles will also pay 3 x the taxes.
Paragraph 2: - Any chick who lets her hair grow the required length and loses the weight will no longer have to pay exorbitant taxes.
Paragraph 3: - Any man who loses weight to go from obese to simply fat or lesser will no longer have to pay the increased taxes.
Paragraph 4: - Any man who took those photos with his mouth open like the s.o.y c.u.ck that he is will still have to pay those taxes until he renounces his citizenship or dies.

Section Schulchan Aruch, Choszen Hamiszpat 348: - Any woman asked by a man if she is all right, if something is wrong when she looks disturbed about an issue and bites back, "NOTHING! I'M FINE!" then proceeds attack that man later about an issue she was hiding loses her citizenship and is immediately transported to the parts of Africa with the lowest IQ to be with the rest of her kind.
Paragraph 2: - Any woman with you at a restaurant who doesn't order food and then tries to snitch food off your plate, especially french fries will be caned 40 times for 5 days a week and spend 9 months in jail forced to watch Neil Breen movies.
Paragraph 3: - Any woman caught using her time of the month as an excuse for inappropriate behavior will spend 28 months in prison for the time between menstrual cycles to ponder how to be a decent human being.

Section Schabouth Hag. 6d: - Any one filing a false sexual harassment or rape complaint will serve the exact time in prison the victim of the false report would receive if found guilty, plus 9 times any time they did serve before truth was revealed, plus all property by the false claim maker will be liquidated and turned over to the victim.
Paragraph 2: - Anyone caught using liberal, democrat or (((special short bus people))) tactics such as calling them racist, nativist, incel, homophobe, any form of dehumanizing language like "goy, goyim, gentile, anti-semite, golem," to make an argument will immediately lose their citizenship and tossed into a volcano tied to a fat communist.

This was just off the top of my head. Sorry it was so brief.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

^was about to rate your post as autistic till I got to the part about women stealing French fries, so I’ll go along with the rest to get that part passed

 

[Vecr]

Name of the Law: Restore POSIX act

Country: United States of America

Details: Require all federally-owned computers to have a POSIX configured Unix-like operating system installed.

I swear they still exist.

 

[Sundae]

Name of Law: Kangs Relocation Act

Country: United States

Details: Would offer a free one-way all-expenses paid trip back to Africa for any and all blacks who feel they are owed reparations for American slavery, as well as non-pocs who suffer from white guilt. Individuals with multiple felonies/severe criminal records would be forcibly relocated regardless of whether or not they wanted to stay.