Kiwi Death Clock -

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

I think it would be interesting if we had a page full of stopwatches showing the most recent time that:

• KF was DMCA'd
• KF was sued
• KF was DDOS'ed
• KF was compromised
• Gay ops were organized against KF
• A lolcow suicide-baited
• A lolcow actually committed suicide
• A lolcow died (non-suicide)

 

[Judge Holden]

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[Wake me up]

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[Reverend]

The humor in this idea last less than 7min. Then no one gives a shit.

 

[Wake me up]

less than 7min

I see you've done extensive research on the topic. Thanks for contributing your expertise, we are thoroughly humbled about it.

 

[Kacho]

• Minutes since Null's last fap sesh

 

[Un Platano]

Making note of it every time the Farms gets DDoSed is the last thing you'd want to do because it's giving attention to the people doing it. Most of the DDoS attacks here are so ineffective that you barely even notice they're happening, and that's the way it should stay.