Kiwi Farms Book of the Week: Twisted! A World of Anthro Roller Coasters - Fucking roller coasters, man.

[SpessCaptain]

TWISTED by Miranda Leek
Paperback, Hardcover, Kindle
GoodReads - Amazon ($3.99+)
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Twisted! by Miranda Leek is an erotic(?) book about Roller Coasters in their own world.

What happens to amusement park rides once they are put into storage or destroyed? They are magically transported to a place known as Amusement Park Between, a park that coexists within any other and is only accessible by those who are of its blood. There are no limits and no humans. The only residents are the rides. However, they are much different from our kind. Amusement Park Between’s rides are alive, having both the characteristics of man and beast. Amusement Park Between was once merry and joyous, but for the past several years, it has spiraled into turmoil. An evil tyrant known as Ironwheel has taken control, casting a dark shadow over Amusement Park Between, his evil intentions endangering both their world and our own. The rides’ only hope is the key to their prophecy: the red will defeat the black. That particular key is the only ride that was created differently: Railrunner, the red roller coaster. This is his story.

And if you want more you can see this multi-talented artist's portfolio of artwork for this series here

Spoiler: Beautiful Roller Coasters

Lets all remember to praise this new excellent, and unique world to Miranda Leek.
Miranda Leek asks that you do not copy, steal or use these images without her permission.

 

[DoshesToDoshes]

Is Miranda Leek related to the guy who fucks cars?

 

[SpessCaptain]

Strangely enough @Half-dude has passed a comment, I assume he was there for the cars.

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

the second it says "erotic book about rollar coasters", I die inside.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Your typical hero's journey... but starring roller coasters. I want to read it to see how batshit insane it is, but I'm afraid I'd get bored because the plot sounds so predictable. What kind of world is this where an author can be so talentless as to make anthropomorphic roller coasters boring?

 

[SpessCaptain]

At page 35 of 527 already:

• Old Guy, Woody, telling the protagonist, Rodney, he's a rollercoaster
• Rodney gets horny whenever he's on a rollercoaster line
  
• Transformation scene.
• Roller Coaster eating a cat, then turning to a bar to eat people and then afterwards a bull cow.
• Everyone just knows that the monster is a living Roller Coaster.
• The Amusement Park Between is a real place.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

• Roller Coaster eating a cat, then turning to a bar to eat people and then afterwards a bull cow.

Clarification: did the roller coaster turn into a bull cow or did it eat a bull cow? Also why are there people in APB? Also why are there bull cows?

 

[SpessCaptain]

Clarification: did the roller coaster turn into a bull cow or did it eat a bull cow? Also why are there people in APB? Also why are there bull cows?

ate a cow.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Christ and here I thought Final Destination was about the most fucked up thing involving mass death and non-malfunctioning roller coasters.