Kiwi Farms Cultural Center - A Place to ask questions about the finer points of Kiwi Culture.

[BONE_Buddy]

The purpose of this thread is to allow the Uninitiated both new and old to ask about Kiwi Farm's Lore and Mannerisms. It also gives the old farts an opportunity to increase the "cultural cohesiveness" of the Forum (and to show off the fact that they are an oldfag and thereby superior to the newfag.)

For a long time this would have been a thread to receive answers about the word filter, but that seems to have gone the way of the Dodo.

There are also many forum in-jokes and reference that I would love to build a general directory of over time.

I am a firm believer in having immigrants assimilate into and follow the host's rules and norms. So, here I am, and I hope this thread helps a lot of other Neophytes.

I don't mean to step on any toes, so if this is a bad idea, just let me know.
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Now that the overly pretentious opening is over with, I guess I will start of the the first question:

I believe references something CWC said or did, but I don't know much more than that. Is there someone who can point me in the right direction?

 

[NewFriend]

inb4 this thread gets deleted

 

[Kacho]

Lurk more.

 

[Jack O'Neill]

BORING

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

I believe references something CWC said or did, but I don't know much more than that. Is there someone who can point me in the right direction?

there used to be a sick fuck group of trolls called Sons of Kojima that tracked CWC down IRL, tortured him and cut his testicles off with a switchblade because they believed he may have molested a child named Julie (though no real evidence of that was ever found). they recorded a video of this which you can still find on the darkweb and you can hear CWC scream "JULAAAAY!!!" repeatedly while they cut his testicles off and dangle one of his severed testicles in front of him (the little green thing with the question mark on it in the smily). Clyde Cash, Vordrak and two other members of SoK were quickly arrested then sentenced to prison. this is why Chris transitioned into Christine.

 

[Pixy]

We need an organised gallery for all the old merch designs.

 

[BONE_Buddy]

there used to be a sick fuck group of trolls called Sons of Kojima that tracked CWC down IRL, tortured him and cut his testicles off with a switchblade because they believed he may have molested a child named Julie (though no real evidence of that was ever found). they recorded a video of this which you can still find on the darkweb and you can hear CWC scream "JULAAAAY!!!" repeatedly while they cut his testicles off and dangle one of his severed testicles in front of him (the little green thing with the question mark on it in the smily). Clyde Cash, Vordrak and two other members of SoK were quickly arrested then sentenced to prison. this is why Chris transitioned into Christine.

Thanks for the Cultural Enrichment.

I know know the Kiwi Way.

This thread has has Truely and Honestly served it's purpose.
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Yeah.... that was hopelessly optimistic of me.

 

[An Account]

The secret to using the kiwi farms is simple: don't be a retard. For many of our reddit newfriends, this'll be the hardest thing you've ever done in your life, but I believe in you. Here are some helpful hints.

Your reaction score means nothing. The only thing it does is give you access to a hidden board that's just a dumber version of General Discussion with obnoxious signatures. Don't sperg out because somebody gave you a negative rating, or we will laugh at you.

Don't profess your sexual lust for underage children, even if they're cartoon ducks. In fact, don't profess any of your bizarre sexual fetishes. It doesn't usually end well.

Fucking lurk. A lot. I'd say lurk for at least a month before posting at all.

Relax. This site is about laughing at stupid shit on the internet. You shouldn't take anything posted here too seriously.

 

[Curt Sibling]

One KF secret hint is not to start an advice thread when you' re a newb.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

KF has a culture?



(protip: just jump in instead of a blunt "academic" approach)

 

[Big Nasty]

The fact that Pixy is fat and I do not want to have sex with her is a major part of KF culture

 

[Meredith Swift]

It's cool if you have different beliefs on things, but there's a time and a place. I'm personally a huge leftfag and don't agree with some things our more right leaning friends have to say, but I just ignore it and let it go. People aren't here to change their political views. People aren't here to learn and get more "woke". We are laughing at dumbasses on the internet. So the best thing to do is to simply not engage and let people have their freedom of speech. If you want to debate whether something is a transphobic microaggression, take it off the farms.

 

[Wraith]

When I'm reading shitposts and having a drink, when I hold the beverage am I supposed to have my pinky out while wearing a Kiwi bird finger puppet? I need to know these things.

 

[Pissmaster]

If you haven't scoured the entirety of https://www.sonichu.com and memorized at least 75% of the events of CWC's entire life, get the fuck out

(seriously, if you see an in-joke you don't get, search for it on sonichu.com first)

 

[Doctor Placebo]

If we're doing a Kiwi Farms culture thread then it's time for a Kiwi Chan masterpost, because weebery and degeneracy are vital parts of Kiwi culture and the Art and Literature subforum deserves more recognition. All drawfags credited.
@StupidSexyBob :

Halloween:

Spoiler: Slightly lewd

@Mongolian_CoolRat :


@Clop :

@Kuwomi :


@rrouie :


@sylveons loli version:


@Illumi :

Cat (?) girl version:


@Celandine :

Spoiler: Deviant

Tumblr version:


@Lil' Slugger also Tumblr version:


@CivilianOfTheFandomWars :


@Autistador :


@wormlord :


@CrystalRoserade :


@Chickorita :


@Junk Dog :


@darklord Kiwi Chan as Corona Chan:


@unsure on how to proceed hedgehogsona :


@Jean_Porte another hedgehogsona:


@eeeeeeeeeeeee_diot :


@suneku :


Now you all have plenty of material of your new cyber bully waifu to culturally enrich yourself to.