KIWI FARMS DEADPOOL - Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

[Cedric_Eff]

ADF - Suicide, 22-Nov-2024
Vordrak - Bus accident, 1-Jan-2026

 

[Consenticles]

Added everything up til this point.

Finally got some time to sit down and do my own list, but I'm ineligable to win any prizes, so I'm just having fun here. just the celebs for now:


Jair Bolsanaro / Wuflu / April 1, 2020
Tom Hanks / Wuflu / April 15, 2020
Rita Wilson / Wuflu / April 15, 2020
Rudy Gobert / Wuflu as karma / April 25, 2020
Ayatollah Khamenei / Wuflu / May 1, 2020
Prince Albert of Monaco / WuFlu / May 1, 2020
Idris Elba / WuFlu / May 1, 2020
Mario Diaz-Blart (R-Florida) / WuFlu / May 5, 2020
Francis Suarez (Miami Mayor) / WuFlu / May 15, 2020
Kevin Durant / Wuflu / May 20, 2020
Drake /Wuflu / June 1, 2020
Heidi Klum /WuFlu / June 15, 2020
Pedro Sanchez (Spain PM) / Wuflu / June 20, 2020
Boris Johnson / Wuflu complications / July 4, 2020
Theresa May / Wuflu complications / July 4, 2020
Justin Trudeau / Wuflu / July 4, 2020
Lindsey Graham / Wuflu+old age / July 10, 2020
Bill Cosby / Wuflu / July 20, 2020
Joe Biden / Wuflu / August 1, 2020
Julia Brownley (D-California) / Wuflu / August 10, 2020
Bernie Sanders / Wuflu / August 20, 2020
George W. Bush / WuFlu / September 11, 2020
Harvey Weinstein / "Suicide" / October 5, 2020
Hillary Clinton / Wuflu / November 15, 2020
Nancy Pelosi / Wuflu /November 18, 2020
Ruth Bader Ginsburg / Old age / December 1, 2020
Bill Clinton / WuFlu / December 15, 2020
Prince Charles / Complications induced by COVID-19 / December 10, 2020
The Pope / Complications due to WuFlu / December 25, 2020
Queen Elizabeth / Old Age / January 15, 2021
Bill Nye / Wuflu / January 25, 2021
Donald Trump / Old Age / February 15, 2021
Jimmy Carter / Old Age / June 10, 2021
Arnold Schwarzenegger / Issues brought on by excessive steroid use in his past / July 15, 2022

 

[melty]

George Soros/wuflu/late summer 2020
Dick Cheney/wuflu/early summer 2020

I know they're both immortal so this is pretty optimistic, but I think it's time.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

George Soros/wuflu/late summer 2020
Dick Cheney/wuflu/early summer 2020

I know they're both immortal so this is pretty optimistic, but I think it's time.

I've heard that Soros is slowly dying as we speak, and Dick's just gonna have another heart attack.

 

[Lt.Munchie]

Kevin Gibes/crotch Rot or sepsis from ripping his neo vag with a giant dog dildo/October 15 2020

 

[Pee Cola]

Rupert Murdoch / WuFlu / 28 May 2020

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Willie Nelson/ WuFlu/ August 1st 2020

 

[Things Better Forgotten]

RBG/Wuflu complications/June 20, 2020
Nancy Pelosi/Wuflu/ May 3, 2020
Chantal/Wuflu/April 14, 2020
Hillary Clinton/Satan Collects on his bargain/Late October 2020
Moviebob/brain aneurysm/November 3-4, 2020
Metokur/Lung Cancer/August 20, 2020

 

[General Tug Boat]

Queen Elizabeth (Wu-Flu) / April 20 2020
George Bush (CIA Related Dementia) / July 13 2027
Hilary Clinton (Head injury from thumbing over) /September 11 2022
DSP (Suicide) / February 10 2021
Chris Chan (Congestive Heart Failure) November 18 2033
Barbra Chandler (Wu-Flu) / August 19 2020
George Soros (Satan Collects) / January 21 2021
Tommy Toter (Colon Cancer) / May 23 2024
Metokur (Wu-Flu)/ May 19 2020
Dick Cheney (Hunting Accident) / April 21 2024
Winnie Da Poo (Angry Dog Eater Mob) / October 21 2020
COVID-19 () /ETERNITY

 

[Consenticles]

Hi fellas, sorry I haven't updated in a week or so. Going through and adding all of your entries. Int he process of adding entries from the Death Fat Pool as well.

Edit - updated everything on this thread. Shall do the Death Fat thread later

 

[Syaoran Li]

Mind if I add some more predictions?

Others

SJW Culture, Killed by COVID-19 and a tanking economy, January 2021 at the earliest and July 2022 at the latest

The Squad, Gerrymandered or primaried out of office/blackballed by the Democratic Party, November 4 2020 (for AOC and Omar) and November 9, 2022 (for Rashida Tlaib and Ayanna Presley)

The Marvel Cinematic Universe, Cancelled after Thor 4 bombs at the box office, Mid April 2022


Celebrities and Public Figures

Xi Jinping, Killed in an internal CCP coup, October 1st, 2021

Jimmy Carter, Resurgent brain cancer or COVID-19, October 31, 2020

Bill Cosby, Complications from old age and diabetes, December 10, 2020

Francis Ford Coppola, COVID-19 complications, November 13, 2021

George Lucas, Complications from old age and heart issues, May 4, 2027

Bob Chapek, Suicide after being ousted from Disney and financially ruined, December 31, 2022

Bob Iger, massive stroke or heart attack, March 15, 2022

Martin Scorsese, Lives to a ripe old age and passes away peacefully in his sleep, November 22, 2039


Lolcows

Paul Joseph Watson, Murdered in a street mugging, January 5th, 2021

Amanda Winn-Lee, Massive drug overdose or complications from alcoholism and drug use, October 4, 2020

 

[Kheapathic]

Ruth Bader Ginsburg / December 25th, 2020 / "Heart Complications"
I'm theorizing she'll finally kick the bucket on November 4th (after the elections), but it won't become public and they'll try to make a spectacle about it on/around Christmas.

 

[Had]

She is no more 9/18/2020

 

[Str8Bustah]

Ruth Bader Ginsburg / December 25th, 2020 / "Heart Complications"
I'm theorizing she'll finally kick the bucket on November 4th (after the elections), but it won't become public and they'll try to make a spectacle about it on/around Christmas.

looks like you were off by a couple of months.

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

Joe Biden / <Mar. 2021 / "Suicide" (with heaviest air quotes)

 

[Supreme Coomer]

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg/ old age/September 11 2020

You're in 1st place! Just 7 days off.

 

[Consenticles]

Hey guys I kinda pissed off with updating this. Will update the spreadsheet and shit tomorrow. Plus at the end of the year, my offer of actual physical prizes remains.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Jim Davis: creator of Garfield (old people problems) This week



Brian Singer: buttplug accident
Thanksgiving
Some rapper nobody white ever heard of: shot at a house party in Atlanta
Day after Thanksgiving

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

Tony Bobulinski - before Jan. 21 - Unproven "suicide"

 

[Pissmaster]

Ruth Bader Ginsburg / she's actually been dead for ages but whatever / November 1st, 2020

>died on September 18th

Well, shit.