Kiwi Farms Deck of Cards -

[Null]

Pick images for a deck of cards.


King - Glaive
Queen - Christian Weston Chandler
Jack -

King -
Queen -
Jack -

King -
Queen -
Jack -

King -
Queen -
Jack -


Joker - Jan Rankowski
Joker -


Discuss.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Jack of Hearts should be Sonichu.
Joker of Hearts should be Blue-Armed Sonic.
The rest should feature minor Sonichu characters

King of Spades should be Trump
Queen of Spades should be Milo
The Jack should be Roosh
The Joker should be Marijan
The rest should be various Manosphere/Alt right types

 

[OldDayz]

John Flynt as a Joker. Doesn't matter what suit. Gotta have @Null's personal friend Jake Rapp in there as well as Alison Rapp. Jack and Queen of Diamonds?

 

[HG 400]

Pick images for a deck of cards.

Every single one of them should be Julie Terryberry's spread butthole.

 

[Smutley]

Spades Symbol -
King - WhiteGuysFartInMyFace
Queen - Kylie Brooks
Jack - AnimatedJames
Joker - Leslie Jones

 

[HG 400]

Every single one of them should be Julie Terryberry's spread butthole.

Every. Single. One.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Idea: Each card should feature a particularly memerable line on them.
King: Classic Chris

"Y'all should know me by now"

Queen: New Chris

"DON'T CALL ANYBODY!"

Jack: Sonichu

"No need to tell me twice...But during the Stone Age"

Joker: Blue Armed Sonic

"Will I be able to play as Sonichu in Ssonic Boom: Fire and Ice?"
"Maybe, but only if we give Sonichu blue arms, three scarves, and ultimately just redesign him as Big The Cat."

 

[女鬼]

Clubs for the tranny Rat Kings

King- ADF
Queen - Nora Reed
Jack- Richard "Buffalo Bill" Jones
Joker- Brianna Wu

 

[AnOminous]

Pick images for a deck of cards.


Hearts Symbol -
King - Glaive
Queen - CWC
Jack -
Joker -

Spades Symbol -
King -
Queen -
Jack -
Joker -

Clubs Symbol -
King -
Queen -
Jack -
Joker -

Diamond Symbol -
King -
Queen -
Jack -
Joker -


Discuss.

No Ace of Spades? That should probably be you.

Also jokers don't have suits.

Is this supposed to be lolcows, though? If cows, Chris and ADF could both be jokers.

 

[Null]

Also jokers don't have suits.

Oops, forgot. And ya, forum related. Lolcows included.

 

[RP 520]

I think so that if this thing kicks off that it should be an annual thing, to design a set of cards so that old cows and forum members that have long lost their flare can be phased out for new ones. Anyways here's my nominations along with others I like such as @Smutley's post.

Card Reverse - The kiwi farms logo

Hearts Symbol - CWC's heart level or a axe (in honor of Bob)
King - Glaive
Queen - CWC
Jack - Thaddeus

Spades Symbol - An artisticly tasteful vagina
King - WhiteGuysFartInMyFace
Queen - Kylie Brooks
Jack - AnimatedJames

Clubs Symbol - Bent Duck
King - Fatman
Queen - Julay Terryberry
Jack - ADF

Diamond Symbol - RatKing thread tag symbol
King - John Flynt
Queen - Allison Rapp
Jack - Jake Rapp


Joker - CatParty
Joker - Dynastia

 

[Tin]

We should set up a GoFundMe to produce a deck, i'd buy.
also what about a kiwi tarot deck? There'd be so many options for the arcana cards:
The Hermit (Andrew Dobson?)
the Fool (john flynt?)
the Lovers (The Rapps?)
The Emperor (?)
The Empress (cwc?)
the Sun (?)
The Moon (700goingon800?)
the Devil (?)
the Hanged Man (?)

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Joker - Me.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Queen- bonnie scheafer

 

[NQ 952]

can i be the 3 of diamons

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

Ace of Spades: @Joe_Cracker

 

[jenffer a jay]

i take the queen

 

[The Colonel]

Pick images for a deck of cards.


Hearts Symbol -
King - Glaive
Queen - CWC
Jack -

Spades Symbol -
King -
Queen -
Jack -

Clubs Symbol -
King -
Queen -
Jack -

Diamond Symbol -
King -
Queen -
Jack -


Joker -
Joker -


Discuss.

Diamond Jack- DSP
Or give him one of the Jokers.

 

[Rat Speaker]

Joker - @Null's Personal Cuckold
Queen - @Null's Personal Cumslut

Both form the SC drama shit.

 

[Randall Fragg]

the Hanged Man (?)

Julie Tayberry.