Let's Sperg Kiwi Farms Plays: Sid Meir's Civilization V (Vanilla) - Indian Nuclear Boogaloo

[MrWarioWare]

Alrighty then folks, today we are playing the fifth (Main) installment of the Civilization series!

This game is a turn based strategy based on building up an empire to either conquer the world by Science, Diplomacy, Domination or Cultural means. Basically, you build your own story for this game, if you want to nuke Rameses II in the year 1230 with George Washington as the perpetrator, go on ahead!


First off and foremost we must pick a leader!

Since there is a large amount of them (Even in Vanilla) we will just go for a majority vote:

Alexander of Greece:

Askia of Songhai:

Augustus Caesar of Rome:

Bismarck of Germany:

Catherine of Russia:

Darius of Persia:

Elizabeth of England:

Destroyer of Worlds (Gandhi of India):

Genghis Khan of the Mongols:

Harun al-Rashid of Arabia:

Hiawatha of the Cherokians:

Montezuma of the Aztecs:

Oda Nobunaga of Weeabooville:

Rameses II of Egypt: I

Rhamkhamaeng of Siam:

Suleiman of the Ottomans:

The Washing of America (Clean Freedom): I

Wu Zetian of China:


Lets hear it!

 

[CatParty]

Washing of America:

 

[MrWarioWare]

Keep that freedom clean man.

 

[Bugaboo]

Eygpt my fav, build them pyramids

 

[Randall Fragg]

Washington.

 

[MrWarioWare]

So uh? Is Washington an agreed vote with you guys?

 

[CatParty]

So uh? Is Washington an agreed vote with you guys?

yes

 

[MrWarioWare]

Alright, we have a CIV and capital city going now guys!

Null of course being the name of the leader in question.

So first order of business!

-City Name

-Research: Optics. Philosophy, Horseback Riding, Mathematics, Construction and Iron workings

-Production: Classical Era Units.

-Moves for both the worker unit, and the two warrior units.

 

[Tranhuviya]

City Name: NOTORIOUS BOY LOVER

 

[Randall Fragg]

Research horseback riding, to take advantage of the horses to the northeast.

 

[Bugaboo]

Get the workers to make a camp on the deer and get some extra food

 

[MrWarioWare]

- City Name established! (Shortened due to letter limit)

- Horseback researched

-Warriors will go and scout out new lands for new places to settle our empire.

- Lets choose a social policy shall we?

 

[Randall Fragg]

- City Name established! (Shortened due to letter limit)

- Horseback researched

-Warriors will go and scout out new lands for new places to settle our empire.

- Lets choose a social policy shall we?

Honor. With horseback riding and those horses we can start cranking out buffed up warriors.

 

[MrWarioWare]

-Looks like we have some neighbors! Should we greet them? Or ignore them?

-And our Kiwi Spearmen seemed to have found the legendary Fountain of Youth!

-Honor has been adopted. Our army grows stronger!

- A great general has appeared in our capital city. Shall we use him for the beginning of a Golden Age? Or use him to further our increasing arms.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Have him lay down a Citadel close to the city, but within it's lands. Within adjacent land tiles. That'll be important if we have to dig in if we're forced on the defensive.