Let's Sperg Kiwi Farms plays: XCOM Enemy Unknown - Kiwi Farms fends off an alien invasion

[Bob Page]

I'm going to be doing a run of one of the greatest games of 2012: XCOM Enemy Unknown,

but with a twist. You can be part of the fight to defend our homeworld. PM me if you want to be part of the playthrough and i'll add your username to my soldiername list file. this will go on for 2 weeks before i close accepting applications.

I'll also provide status reports to this thread and you can also decide which missions i do and choices i make in terms of teching up.

Confirmed Roster(Kiwis):

@SailingtheSaltySeas
@Army Burger
@Some JERK
@hood LOLCOW
@Techpriest
@AnOminous
@Internet War Criminal
@Catgirls are Love

Confirmed Roster(lolcows):

Casey Courtright
Samuel Collingwood Smith
Donny Long
Edward Przydzial
Greta Gustava
David S. Gallant
Mark Boyd
Andri Erlingsson
Thomas Jay "Tooter" Wasserberg
Avery "StrikerWolf1" Binder
TJ Church
Isabel "Phil" Rosa Araujo
Terra "Melted Plastic Bag" Jones
Jerry "Lily" Peet
Anthony "Cuck" Burch
Robert "MovieBob" Chipman
Lee "Barneyfag" Goldson
Chris "Autphag" Gillion
Christian "ChrisChan" Chandler
Ben "GolanFright" Garrison
Michael "Ryulong" Cohen
Gazi "BlackHitler" Kodzo
Zoe "Harlot" Quinn
Leonard "Foamer" Shaner
Colby "Chimpout" Klaus
Sarah "srhbutts" Nyberg
Rachel "Reverse Oreo" Dolezal
Jenny "Horseface" McDermott
Daniel "Omegalore" Benham
Rainer "Drachenlord" Winkler
Benjamin "AidsSkrillex" Teter
Zarna "HughMungusWot" Joshi
Marijan "Incel" Skilic
Tana "SayGoogle" Mongeau
Richard "Sonmario" Kuta
David "Shmorky" Kelly
Alison "CP_Advocate" Rapp
Jake "ScreamingEyes" Rapp
Kennith "Kengle" Englehardt
Leighanna "Wetflame" Rose
Kylie "Childish" Brooks
James Terry Mitchel Jr
Robert McKim Sr.
Pixyteri
Tess Holliday
Milo Stewart
Amy Slaton
Tammy Slaton
Nora Reed
Chloe Sagal
Izzy Galvez
Mike Holland
Brad Watson
Kentray E Brown
Lucas Werner
Oliver D. Smith
Solidmario


Confirmed Roster(Tribute):
Private "Game Over" Hudson(RIP Bill Paxton)

(More will be added as more apply and more lolcows i can think of putting on the roster)

 

[Bob Page]

Also, Some lolcows will be thrown into the mix. Requests?

 

[Techpriest]

Chuck me in I wanna die to a sectoid

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Will this be EU or EW?

I volunteer. And I would like to nominate Thomas Jay "Tooter" Wasserberg and Avery "StrikerWolf1" Binder

 

[Some JERK]

Throw TJ Church into the mix so he can get us all killed &/or maimed &/or on the injured roster for 3 weeks.

 

[Bob Page]

Will this be EU or EW?

I volunteer. And I would like to nominate Thomas Jay "Tooter" Wasserberg and Avery "StrikerWolf1" Binder

EU, I don't have enemy within.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Likely horrible death by plasma rifle? Sign me up! Which difficulty/options are you thinking to use?

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Chuck me in


Also, Terra "Melted Plastic Bag" Jones

 

[AnOminous]

Make me cannon fodder, too.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Make @Techpriest not wear any headgear and make it canon it's because he ate it

 

[Bob Page]

Likely horrible death by plasma rifle? Sign me up! Which difficulty/options are you thinking to use?

Normal

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Make a character named Private "Game Over" Hudson in honor of Bill Paxton (rest in power)

 

[Bob Page]

Alright, I think this is the last of adding people to the roster. Tomorrow I will be recording and editing the first vid. They will be unlisted on Youtube for obvious reasons. The video will have an intro that is basically an edited version of the one from Starship Troopers. Where in-game shall I set up XCOM HQ?

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Where in-game shall I set up XCOM HQ?

America. Where else, you space commie?

 

[Bob Page]

America. Where else, you space commie?

America, Fuck Yeah!

 

[BILLY MAYS]

South America if you're feeling brave.

But seriously, Asia or North America.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Where in-game shall I set up XCOM HQ?

Anywhere that isn't Europe or South America, honestly.

 

[AnOminous]

Murrica. Because Murrica.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

1. Are you starting from tutorial or no?
2. Will Zhang make an appearance?

 

[Bob Page]

1. Are you starting from tutorial or no?
2. Will Zhang make an appearance?

No tutorial, and I don't know if Zhang will appear, i got the game from a raffle one time and it got me access to Evolve's Beta. That's all i know. We will be setting up HQ in America