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Ellesse_warrior

ASBO Enthusiast
True & Honest Fan
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Bakuu, a troon that I have mentioned a couple times here, continues to express their fear of Kiwi Farms. I'm starting to think that this is plebbitor who made the assassin comment:
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The Nerdskull, fear mongers about the farms. Christchurch, "Muh Nazis", "I'm a gud boy! I dindo noffuin!!", asuming we like guys like Ian Miles Cheong and Ethan Ralph and accusing us of being pedos.
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I personally wouldn't compare Ethan Ralph and stefan molyneux but maybe I've been fooled by Ralph's sweet southern accent

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Bakuu, a troon that I have mentioned a couple times here, continues to express their fear of Kiwi Farms. I'm starting to think that this is plebbitor who made the assassin comment:
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The Nerdskull, fear mongers about the farms. Christchurch, "Muh Nazis", "I'm a gud boy! I dindo noffuin!!", asuming we like guys like Ian Miles Cheong and Ethan Ralph and accusing us of being pedos.
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Well, bakuu, if there's anything I can think of that's more embarrassing than that blatantly fake arson story, it's actually believing that blatantly fake arson story.

As for Nerdskull, there's a difference between "cooperating with an investigation" and "hosting a video." The fact that the video was public does not influence in investigation. It does, however, affect the court process if you're trying to use it as evidence. But I doubt you really need that considering you had both a manifesto and, what was it? Oh, right, the literal pile of bodies from a shooting the accused admitted to in said manifesto and in court trials.

Also if you don't want to be outed as a sexual predator, it helps to not draw attention to it by complaining that people call you a sexual predator. I don't know anything about you, but at the very least, I don't take you being "one of the least horny accounts on this hellsite" evidence to the contrary.
 

Dustlord

Resident MENA expert
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Not sure if it counts as a review since half of what he said didn't actually happen if you read the thread he is referencing.
 

Your Local Neko Girl GF

Big Fat Cat Tats
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Not sure if it counts as a review since half of what he said didn't actually happen if you read the thread he is referencing.
"I'm famous on KiwiFarms now". Never heard of this guy. Has he been mentioned in the MAP thread or something?
 

Great Dane

Fear nothing, achieve everything
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No Exit

❤ Quackers for you, bby ❤
True & Honest Fan
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He has blatantly admitted that.
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That's so absolutely retarded on so many levels I have no words of response that wouldn't be a-logging.

All I can really say is that sexually exploiting children doesn't classify as "giving a shit"".
 

Dustlord

Resident MENA expert
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Here's another MAP Kiwi Farms review (specifically aimed at @Dustlord):
Imagine, whiteknighting for pedos online and then insulting other people intelligence.
The best part about that is the way they cropped the image. I wonder if they intentionally cropped it like that or if they're just REEEEtarded
 

Piga Dgrifm

Where are those good old fashioned values?
True & Honest Fan
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That's so absolutely retarded on so many levels I have no words of response that wouldn't be a-logging.

All I can really say is that sexually exploiting children doesn't classify as "giving a shit"".
I don't think it's possible to A-log a pedo, because pretty much anybody is automatically better than one of those.

He has blatantly admitted that.
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Well, you giving a shit about children is kinda the problem, dude.
 

Book Thievery

Literature Liberator
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Phew, thank god. That certainly makes up for the awful dwelling of assassin Russian trolls known as K*w*F*rms.

EDIT: Damn, looking through the timeline, it looks like it's just a bot throwing out randomly generated SJW quips. Oh well, still funny, though. Here's something else to make up for it:
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EDIT2: Oh shit guys, it's a Change.org petition! We're fucked now!
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Your Local Neko Girl GF

Big Fat Cat Tats
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Phew, thank god. That certainly makes up for the awful dwelling of assassin Russian trolls known as K*w*F*rms.
I'm almost certain that "robin.txt" is a bot. I almost always see it tweeting out something that amounts to "Kiwi Farms bad" and something like "[insert leftist issue/ talking point here] good" when looking for reviews on twatter. I've never seen them tweet out more than a single sentence or give any actual replies.
 

Book Thievery

Literature Liberator
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I'm almost certain that "robin.txt" is a bot. I almost always see it tweeting out something that amounts to "Kiwi Farms bad" and something like "[insert leftist issue/ talking point here] good" when looking for reviews on twatter. I've never seen them tweet out more than a single sentence or give any actual replies.
Yeah, I realized it shortly afterwards by looking through its timeline, and noticed a pattern emerging. That's why I updated it with something much more interesting to look at.

EDIT: Found some more satisfied customers:
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Come at us, bro.
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I'm sure they really miss you.
 
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