Kiwi Farms Reviews -

What are you gonna do about it?

  • Dumpster me

  • Watch me screech autisticly

  • Beg for feet pictures

  • Tell me to neck myself


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Atomsk

Pirate King
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How much you wanna bet he has literally never visited the website?
 

Xolanite

Made-up gemstone
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I showed an associate the TomSka thread, and they said that the thread was nothing but drama.

This was a result of me drawing red circles on Lily Peet’s whore-slave Mickala’s art of the black character in their Star Wars fanfic. He said I was acting like TomSka, and I showed him the thread to prove him wrong.
 

Ivan Shatov

Ceterum autem censeo Carthaginem esse delendam
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I guess I didn't know I'm secretly a fascist for being a user on an internet forum. My actual political beliefs made me think otherwise. Thank you Slime man for letting me know that!

This site actively discourages harassment and off-site interaction all the fucking time. "No trolling plans, you will be mocked if you try" is one of the only universal rules here. A consistent theme of this thread is people who have obviously never been to this site and only know how to parrot a bogeyman narrative.

Also dishonestly grouping queer and fat people, because this fuck is as bad at controlling his caloric intake as he is good at burning bridges over Twitter.
I'm not a fascist, but that's really because the old authoritarian / libertarians dogmas fail to adequately describe the modern geopolitical environment. International flows of capital don't permit simple explanations for the relationship between the individual and the state, and modern forms of violence are abstract to the point of appearing to be lazziez faire / freedom of speech issues. It's cheaper to take something away from someone with a whisper network than to field an army.

I'm in favor of finding this asshole, using AI to find his boyfriend a better life partner, outsourcing his job to the South Pacific, and mailing him a back of plastic dicks to suck on. I'd make a video detailing the experience and send it to 100 other SJW assholes along with a note telling them to give up the buttsex or this will happen to them next. Then send reminders every 30 days demanding they affirm traditional gender roles or submit to the treatment.

What does that make me?
 

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I'm not a fascist, but that's really because the old authoritarian / libertarians dogmas fail to adequately describe the modern geopolitical environment. International flows of capital don't permit simple explanations for the relationship between the individual and the state, and modern forms of violence are abstract to the point of appearing to be lazziez faire / freedom of speech issues. It's cheaper to take something away from someone with a whisper network than to field an army.

I'm in favor of finding this asshole, using AI to find his boyfriend a better life partner, outsourcing his job to the South Pacific, and mailing him a back of plastic dicks to suck on. I'd make a video detailing the experience and send it to 100 other SJW assholes along with a note telling them to give up the buttsex or this will happen to them next. Then send reminders every 30 days demanding they affirm traditional gender roles or submit to the treatment.

What does that make me?
an exceptional individual.
 

Great Dane

Travel far, go abroad
True & Honest Fan
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Dork Of Ages

I give him a head-bop!
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Gutian tweets about Kiwi Farms.

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We only talk about or make threads about a cow's buttbuddies if they are just as interesting as the cow, otherwise we just mock them along with the main one, and that mostly happens when they interact in public posts.

No one here is stopping you or your buttbudies from bitching and moaning about us in private.
 
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Ellesse_warrior

ASBO Enthusiast
True & Honest Fan
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Oh no is he going to make another video about us?
 

Your Local Neko Girl GF

Big Fat Cat Tats
True & Honest Fan
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Ellesse_warrior

ASBO Enthusiast
True & Honest Fan
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GethN7

True & Honest Fan
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Gutian tweets about Kiwi Farms.

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How do we isolate people? We sit here on this site and laugh from our sideline seats, how do we isolate anyone unless they obsessively read us (an act of their own free will) and choose to shut themselves off in embarrassment? All we do is talk about the public actions of others, the idea your life is ruined depends on how seriously you take our commentary.
 

Knojkamarangasan_#4

Best gem
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Maybe it's been posted already, maybe it hasn't. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...! Lillee Jean!
A serious saint of sound sagacity, set to smack-n'-scar this silly site like a salmon!

Read the comments section to feel enlightened about the true nature of your nefarious activities, you cyber-bullying faggots.
Oh god Lillie Jean. Haven't seen her in a while. She actually (or rather her even more insane mom Laur) has Her own thread here It's a glorious trainwreck, sperged on and on about the farms and stuff for a while but the thread has been dead for a while now due to a lack of activity from Laur.
 

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Gutian tweets about Kiwi Farms.

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Still sour about getting doxed, apparently.

If you don't want to get stung, don't use the wasp nest for football.
 

FuckedUp

Trump's half-Chosen
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my friend walked into my room and saw me on here and said 'Are you on Kiwifarms? Isn't that a cursed place?' does that count as a review
About a month ago I was on some shitty obscure forum I stumbled upon and kinda sorta mentioned I use Kiwi Farms. Then some veteran members linked the fucking RationalWiki page and hit every single NPC talking point from "capitalism bad" to "Sacha Baron Cohen good" (they actually brought that up) in the span of a couple pages, and started asking me shit like "why don't you get all your life advice from /pol/ if they're such great people?" (I didn't even mention /pol/) until I got banned and mods had to delete the past 10 pages of autistic screeching.

IDK, it was just so autistic I had to share.
 
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Crunchy Leaf

cronch
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About a month ago I was on some shitty obscure forum I stumbled upon and kinda sorta mentioned I use Kiwi Farms. Then some veteran members linked the fucking RationalWiki page and hit every single NPC talking point from "capitalism bad" to "Sasha Baron Cohen good" (they actually brought that up) in the span of a couple pages, and started asking me shit like "why don't you get all your life advice from /pol/ if they're such great people?" (I didn't even mention /pol/) until I got banned and mods had to delete the past 10 pages of autistic screeching.

IDK, it was just so autistic I had to share.
isn't Sacha Baron Cohen considered a racist jerk by that crowd?

RationalWiki is one of those things that, much like Encyclopedia Dramatica, my nostalgic brain says used to be good, but my smarter brain knows it never was.