Kiwi Farms Reviews -

  • Order for the new server will be going in ASAP. Performance will be rocky until then (rip).

What are you gonna do about it?

  • Dumpster me

  • Watch me screech autisticly

  • Beg for feet pictures

  • Tell me to neck myself


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Knojkamarangasan_#4

Best gem
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Maybe it's been posted already, maybe it hasn't. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...! Lillee Jean!
A serious saint of sound sagacity, set to smack-n'-scar this silly site like a salmon!

Read the comments section to feel enlightened about the true nature of your nefarious activities, you cyber-bullying faggots.
Oh god Lillie Jean. Haven't seen her in a while. She actually (or rather her even more insane mom Laur) has Her own thread here It's a glorious trainwreck, sperged on and on about the farms and stuff for a while but the thread has been dead for a while now due to a lack of activity from Laur.
 

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Gutian tweets about Kiwi Farms.

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Still sour about getting doxed, apparently.

If you don't want to get stung, don't use the wasp nest for football.
 

FuckedUp

Dinner Blaster
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my friend walked into my room and saw me on here and said 'Are you on Kiwifarms? Isn't that a cursed place?' does that count as a review
About a month ago I was on some shitty obscure forum I stumbled upon and kinda sorta mentioned I use Kiwi Farms. Then some veteran members linked the fucking RationalWiki page and hit every single NPC talking point from "capitalism bad" to "Sacha Baron Cohen good" (they actually brought that up) in the span of a couple pages, and started asking me shit like "why don't you get all your life advice from /pol/ if they're such great people?" (I didn't even mention /pol/) until I got banned and mods had to delete the past 10 pages of autistic screeching.

IDK, it was just so autistic I had to share.
 
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Crunchy Leaf

cronch
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About a month ago I was on some shitty obscure forum I stumbled upon and kinda sorta mentioned I use Kiwi Farms. Then some veteran members linked the fucking RationalWiki page and hit every single NPC talking point from "capitalism bad" to "Sasha Baron Cohen good" (they actually brought that up) in the span of a couple pages, and started asking me shit like "why don't you get all your life advice from /pol/ if they're such great people?" (I didn't even mention /pol/) until I got banned and mods had to delete the past 10 pages of autistic screeching.

IDK, it was just so autistic I had to share.
isn't Sacha Baron Cohen considered a racist jerk by that crowd?

RationalWiki is one of those things that, much like Encyclopedia Dramatica, my nostalgic brain says used to be good, but my smarter brain knows it never was.
 

HIVidaBoheme

Intersectional basic bitch
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About a month ago I was on some shitty obscure forum I stumbled upon and kinda sorta mentioned I use Kiwi Farms. Then some veteran members linked the fucking RationalWiki page and hit every single NPC talking point from "capitalism bad" to "Sasha Baron Cohen good" (they actually brought that up) in the span of a couple pages, and started asking me shit like "why don't you get all your life advice from /pol/ if they're such great people?" (I didn't even mention /pol/) until I got banned and mods had to delete the past 10 pages of autistic screeching.

IDK, it was just so autistic I had to share.
Share with us this obscure forum please, sounds like a small uncharted treasure hoard :)
 

Inquisitor_BadAss

Keeper of smug anime face.
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AirdropShitposts

Jake Alley is @SecretGamerGrrl's glandular problem
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Allegedly:
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Consider this a warning GUITAN, if you dare make a video about The Kiwi Farms again, your house and the houses of anyone who dares to support you and view your videos will be considered free fire zones and by fire I mean set on fire and by set on fire I mean by having gasoline poured nearby. Possibly. Maybe.

As we once told Oprah: "We do not forgive, we do not forget. We have over 9000 penises." - The Kiwi Farms.

Also, we plastered that one guys MySpace page with GAY PORN which LED HIS GIRLFRIEND TO BREAK UP WITH HIM, so consider that a further warning about the dangers of crossing The Kiwi Farms.

DIE. DESTROY. ATTACK.
 

Army Burger

True & Honest Fan
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Consider this a warning GUITAN, if you dare make a video about The Kiwi Farms again, your house and the houses of anyone who dares to support you and view your videos will be considered free fire zones and by fire I mean set on fire and by set on fire I mean by having gasoline poured nearby. Possibly. Maybe.

As we once told Oprah: "We do not forgive, we do not forget. We have over 9000 penises." - The Kiwi Farms.

Also, we plastered that one guys MySpace page with GAY PORN which LED HIS GIRLFRIEND TO BREAK UP WITH HIM, so consider that a further warning about the dangers of crossing The Kiwi Farms.

DIE. DESTROY. ATTACK.
Gutian should buy a dog tbh