Kiwi Farms Secret Santa 2020 (No Seriously, Reg Closed Now) - The 9th Secret Santa, It's Time To Pretend We Actually Like Each Other Again (Ok, I Guess Some Of Us Actually Do? Weird.)!

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Thank you Dear Feeder for the front page!

Even before Kiwi Farms and since the times where we discuss just mainly Chris, Secret Santa was a yearly tradition for the forum, and welcome to our 9th!

Rules are simple and same as previous ones:

(Copied from previous thread with very minor changes)

1. The gift must be something you made yourself.

It must be something you created, and something transferable via PM

Acceptable

• Art you made
• A photo
• A story you wrote
• A game you made
• Music you wrote yourself
• Any media you yourself have created.

Unacceptable

• Electronic Gift Cards
• Purchased Digital Content
• Any media you did not make yourself.
• Anything purchased with cash.

Simply put, this is something from the heart and must be something that you did not pay for. This also includes anything purchasable that you received for free, so if you have an extra game key, that is still unacceptable. This must be something you made yourself.

2. The gift must be appropriate

Photoshop’s of shock images, such as goatse and 9/11 are never acceptable. Bobs and vagene are tho.

3. Please turn it in on time.

Sign-ups will last until December 7th. You will receive your assignment within the next few days. From there you have until December 24th to turn in your gift. If you cannot create your gift in time, you have until December 18th to drop out without punishment. If you fail to turn in a gift and do not give an explanation, you will not be allowed to participate in future Secret Santa events.

4. Sign up requirements.

In order to participate you must:

• Be in good standing (As in, not a shit head)
• Have not been banned from Previous Secret Santas.

EDIT: We're good on helpers, thanks for the help everyone!

I will also be asking for people to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000. If you have been here before, you know the drill. I need people to make back up gifts in case a Santa is unable to deliver a gift, so if you are willing to do an emergency gift, let me know.

@SIGSEGV's gift can be sent directly to 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719, where there will be a short gift exchange before you and your cowardly friends are sent to the morgue.



To sign up, just post in this thread with the following:

• Name (Your account name of course)
• Likes
• Dislikes
• Fun Fact About You
• Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?

Helpers

• @behavioral swamp thang
• @Revo
• @MerriedxReldnahc
• @PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue
• @Cuddly Pirate
• @Fliddaroonie (Contact For Help During EU Hours)

Participants
* indicates being a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000

@The Last Stand*
@Arm Pit Cream
@IFuckingLoveJoeBiden
@Jaded Optimist
@The Real SVP
@death of chans
@Professional Lurker
@chainsaw enthusiast *(possible)
@MerriedxReldnahc *(possible)
@Witthel
@Pickle Dick
@Randall Fragg*
@karz
@behavioral swamp thang*
@Quiet Dignity
@Kari Kamiya*
@thismanlies
@Weeb Slinger
@Forgetful Kiwi
@Deadwaste
@Alrakkan*(...I think?)
@Spastic Colon
@Tiki Bar Man*
@Creepy Pig Man
@Pepito The Cat
@The Sauce Boss*
@Burd Turglar
@AutisticLoli
@Trapitalism
@Peru oso donas
@The Real Me
@Mr. Manchester
@Yonder
@Pineapple Fox
@Psyantroos*
@Termina
@A Fucking Leafeon
@Toma
@purplemacar0n
@Coffee Druid*
@doof
@MemeGrey
@Oscar Wildean
@Rabbits*
@Nuns with guns
@Baklava*
@Snufkin kin
@SixTrees
@WeDon'tNeedToWhisper*
@Trusty Patches*
@Scratch This Nut
@Revo
@SmokingPig
@Chan Fan
@HERE YOU GO*
@DanteOblong
@Lil' Slugger
@Hermey The Crawling Chaos (aka The 8 of Spades)
@A Friendly Hoovy
@PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue*
@Get_your_kicks_with_30-06
@fuzzyrodent85
@BrunoMattei
@Cake Farts
@Distant Stare
@General Disarray
@Overly Serious
@CharlesBarkley
@LMFAOForgotPw
@nya001
@Truly Rural
@Wanda
@Catman from cat town
@Spawn
@EyelessMC
@Gun Safety*
@Thunderchild
@bitterSweet LAH
@FlaccidSnake*
@UnKillFill
@Dead Mime
@Easy Peasy*(Backup if needed)
@wrangled tard
@Cedric_Eff
@The Ultimate Ramotith
@Sundae*
@Swizzlestick*
@Old Wizard
@Robert Sanvagene
@Rand /pol/
@friends o' niall
@Tereshkova63
@brookslazor
@Anon_Fluoride*
@Failure_Personified
@Sima Yi
@Basement Dwelling Dork*
@Safir
@Jewelsmakerguy*
@MadameMidlifeCrisis*(possible)
@Florence*
@Slowpoke Sonic
@Purin Chan
@Happy Fish
@Xx_Retard Faggot 1488_xX
@murdercats*
@dspike*
@diehardman*
@Shaneequa*
@tofu dog
@awoo
@spiritofamermaid*
@Smurfskii
@Smarmy
@Anstiv
@gata
@Smolrolls
@Wooden Spoon
@part timer*
@Lunete
@Samoyed
@It'sYaBoi_Skinny_Hunter69
@Jet Fuel Johnny
@Deodar*
@mtndewsweg777*(possible)
@Zaryiu
@Fandom Trash
@Breakfast_Guru88*
@TheImportantFart
@NOT Sword Fighter Super*
@Mao Hao Hao
@Clovis*
@Naamaleipuri
@Cynically Insane
@Clockwork_PurBle*
@Road kill lunch*
@Nu11ptr*
@Law
@Tofu Dust
@Rykuii
@princess pierrot*
@❄️❄️❄️
@Slick Willy*
@batshit icecream*
@Spiraling Rainbow*
@Nahcturne
@Haramburger

 

[The Last Stand]

I'm in!

@The Last Stand
Likes: older actresses, cats, Archer, Xbox
Dislikes: politics, grits, social media
Fun fact about me: I ran 5Ks before Corona.
X-MAS Spirit Bot? Sure, will do my best.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Arm Pit Cream

Likes:
Long walks on the beach, politics, extremist ideologies, women

Dislikes:
Lame jokes, homosexuals, jews, whiny nerds, user @Tahoma

Fun Fact About You:
Winter is my favourite season, it's comfy. I am also not fat.

Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?
No.

 

[The Pink Panther]

@IFuckingLoveJoeBiden (formerly PantneraRosea and will be The Pink Panther again)
Likes: Animation, Politics, Writing, Comedy, Introspection
Dislikes: Idiots, Social Media, Condescension
Fun Fact: One of my late cousins dated Darth Vader's (voice) father.
Yes, the bot shall not hurt me.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

• Name: Jaded Optimist
• Likes: Cooking, laughing at people, deep sea creatures, N64, Victorian era firearms, and snails
• Dislikes: Spiders, people being mean to animals, commies, doing dishes.
• Fun Fact About You: I just helped with a police investigation involving 2 deaths.
• Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? Nope (sorry)

 

[The Real SVP]

Name: The Real SVP
Likes: easy women, design, headpats
Dislikes: jews, forgetting things, alarm clocks
Fun Fact: I had a really hard time not making a crude joke here.
X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000: No.

 

[naught sock account 1]

Name death...
Likes: Touhou writing Giger and Lovecraftian art witty people...
Dislikes: stupid people...
Fun Fact: i like cold weather and anime...
X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000: sorry, no...

 

[Professional Lurker]

Name: Professional Lurker

Likes: Altmer, Elder Scrolls lore, laughing at bronies, crystals, cosmic horror, swivel chairs

Dislikes: Troons, politics, hot weather, insects, fursutiers, virtue signaling

Fun fact: It's taken 20 minutes to think of something to put here.

X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000: No.

 

[chainsaw enthusiast]

• Name: chainsaw enthusiast
• Likes: music, animals, funny things, anime, vidya games
• Dislikes: a&n, politispergs, newfags, mosquitoes, wasps
• Fun Fact About You: can't say w/o powerleveling
• Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? likely but i'm not positively sure

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

• MerriedxReldnahc
• Likes: Heavy Metal (the music AND the magazine), animals, 70's sci fi and fantasy art, Christopher Lee, aliens and monsters. Food.
• Dislikes: when I'm out skateboarding and looking rad as fuck and a pebble comes out of nowhere and yeets me off of my board straight into traffic
• Fun Fact About You: I volunteer at a wildlife clinic and have hand-fed injured crows.
• Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? I'm expecting to be very busy, but I will try to do so if needed!

 

[Witthel]

Name: Witthel
Likes: Video games, anime, manga, books, music, weird/surreal shit and my cat.
Dislikes: Extremist politics, political slapfights, loud/obnoxious people and cities.
Fun Fact About You: My left pinky is double-jointed.
Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Nope

 

[Pickle Dick]

@Pickle Dick
Likes: History, vidya, actual movie film, old tech, vaporwave
Dislikes: Doomers, trap music, SJWs, alt-right, anarcho-(insert economic ideology here)
Fun Fact About You: Some of my relatives have been semi-famous for a time
Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? Probably not

 

[Randall Fragg]

Name: Randall Fragg
Likes: Tabletop RPGs, Cthulhu Eldritch bullshit, conspiracy/paranormal/UFO bullshit, science fiction, post-apocalyptic fiction, Deagle Nation, JoJo's Strange Journey.
Dislikes: Politisperging, Trannies, Moviebob, A&N speds.
Fun Fact About You: Me and two other forum members once stumbled into the saddest Boomer Bar ever.
Able to be an X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000: Yes.

 

[karz]

• Name: karz
• Likes: lofi and darksynth, War Thunder (Video Games in general are nice too), photography, surreal comedy, manga/anime, racial slurs, current events, history (particularly cold war)
• Dislikes: extremist politics, people who take things way too seriously.
• Fun Fact About You: i attended a high-ranking promotion ceremony at the Pentagon a few years ago.
• Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? No.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

Hi Every1 cannot wait
Name: Behavioral Swamp Thang (Swampy)
Likes: Art, Cats, DIY, Punk, trap, trashy people, cooking, travel
Dislikes: Anime, political gifts, vidya, SNL
Fun Fact About You: I hate sour cream
Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Yep, will gladly send out art to fucked kiwis

 

[Quiet Dignity]

Season's greetings one and all!

Name: Quiet Dignity
Likes: Poetry, music, pixel art, animals, space n shit, lampoonery of troonery
Dislikes: Anime, vidya, millennial culture generally
Fun Fact About You: Failed trials at two football [soccer] clubs
Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? Hey look, sorry bro, love to help but I've got a thing...

 

[Kari Kamiya]

@Kari Kamiya
Likes: Chinese cartoons like magical girls and mecha; monster flicks (so still weeby); reading; "lul randem XD" 'cause I'm still immature
Dislikes: Gross weeb shit; 2020 shenanigans turning us into pod people; that my cat yowls for treats so early in the morning
Fun Fact About Me: I like the horror genre but am too much of a pussy to play horror games for some reason.
Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Sure, I'll try it this year.

 

[thismanlies]

Name: thismanlies
Likes: The Internet, the Constitution, titties, guns, vidya, hard liquor, and generally anything fucked up and funny.
Dislikes: People who want to take my likes away, squirrels, rats, theybies who haven't been aborted, and furries.
Fun fact about me: I have a combined 2,000 hours recorded on RTS games.
Able to be a X-Mas Spirit Bot 9000? No.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

Name: @Weeb Slinger

Likes: The mortal cries of my fallen enemies, as they carried on the dense, blood-reddened mist, from the throat of the great Erghadri Canyon. I gather the battle-seasoned airborne moisture in my drinking horn, where I imbibe it like sweet wine.

Dislikes: Fake people. Haters. The music of Mumford & Sons

Fun Fact About You: It was me, and not Admiral Ozzel, who brought the Imperial fleet out of hyperspace directly above the ice planet of Hoth. When I realised my error, I departed the bridge of the Star Destroyer for a bathroom break, leaving Ozzel to carry the blame and be forced choked by Darth Vader. Although I never saw eye to eye with the Admiral, he didn't deserve to go like that. I deeply regret my cowardice. It feels good to get this off my chest.

Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

• Name: Forgetful Kiwi
• Likes: Vidya, Tiddies, 40k, vodka, being comfy, offensive jokes
• Dislikes: Troons, furries, not being comfy
• Fun fact about you: Have recently gotten in to baking bred, it is fun
• Able to be x-mas spirit bot 9000? No