Kiwi Farms Tenth Annual Secret Santa - Posted on the 10th of November

Gaymead

I'm Running With the Wolves Tonight
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Joined
Aug 21, 2019

NAME​

Ganymedes (Γανυμήδης), Ganymede, or just Gaymead

LIKES AND INTERESTS​

Classical Greek art and Imperial Roman art (e.g. the Fayum Mummy Portraits), Byzantine Art, Early and High Italian and Dutch Renaissance Art, Pre-Raphaelite Movement, Late 19th and Early 20th Century Art (think Gustav Klimt, Aubrey Beardsley, Alphonse Mucha, and Harry Clarke) Spy thrillers (either James Bond on one extreme and Geroge Smiley on the other) and Crime fiction (particularly Noir), the animated films of Cartoon Saloon, learning languages like French, German, Greek, Latin, Russian, Hebrew, Myths, Legends, Fairytales, Chivalric Romances and Epics

DISLIIKES​

Faggotry (of the unfunny and tasteless kind), moral outrage for clout, Tumblr/CalArts-tier shite, poolitics by grifters on both ends of the political spectrum, weebshite and degenerate decadence in Anime/North American/European animation (looking at you, France), personal politics that fucks everyone over

FUN FACTS​

I had a Jollibee Palabok Fiesta and I liked it very much,
I sat next to an iguana without realizing it (i thought it was a statue), I am an eternal bitch slave

X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000 STATUS​

Only on Weekends, bitch :stickup:
 

What the shit

Amateur rabble-rouser
True & Honest Fan
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Joined
Jun 10, 2021

NAME​

Ganymedes (Γανυμήδης), Ganymede, or just Gaymead

LIKES AND INTERESTS​

Classical Greek art and Imperial Roman art (e.g. the Fayum Mummy Portraits), Byzantine Art, Early and High Italian and Dutch Renaissance Art, Pre-Raphaelite Movement, Late 19th and Early 20th Century Art (think Gustav Klimt, Aubrey Beardsley, Alphonse Mucha, and Harry Clarke) Spy thrillers (either James Bond on one extreme and Geroge Smiley on the other) and Crime fiction (particularly Noir), the animated films of Cartoon Saloon, learning languages like French, German, Greek, Latin, Russian, Hebrew, Myths, Legends, Fairytales, Chivalric Romances and Epics

DISLIIKES​

Faggotry (of the unfunny and tasteless kind), moral outrage for clout, Tumblr/CalArts-tier shite, poolitics by grifters on both ends of the political spectrum, weebshite and degenerate decadence in Anime/North American/European animation (looking at you, France), personal politics that fucks everyone over

FUN FACTS​

I had a Jollibee Palabok Fiesta and I liked it very much,
I sat next to an iguana without realizing it (i thought it was a statue), I am an eternal bitch slave

X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000 STATUS​

Only on Weekends, bitch :stickup:
You're quite exotic to say the least.
 

Coffee Druid

Your cordial caffeinated chevalier
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Joined
Jun 5, 2020
Name: Coffee Druid

Likes: History (esp. Medieval European stuff), herb gardening, Dark Souls games, coffee, handcrafts, sea shanties, 70s/80s shoujo manga aesthetic, and the color purple (the actual color, not the movie).

Dislikes: The "usual", I guess. No politics, woke stuff, needless asshattery, TikTok, or the color orange. Also while I like manga, I'm not really into the modern anime style.

Fun Fact About You: I own three dozen pet chickens, a snake and a giant centipede.

Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Heck yeah. I was last year, and it went pretty well. So why not.
 

Seymour Glass

If you want to look at my feet, say so
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Joined
Nov 2, 2019
@Seymour Glass
Likes: Morrissey, Hitler, centaurs, jean jackets, sunglasses
Dislikes: artificial mango taste, nurses, teachers, greasy hair, robots
Fun Fact: I devoured my twin in the womb
Able to be X-Mas Spirit Bot 9000: No
 
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Accept Only Substitutes

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Joined
Apr 4, 2021
  • Name @Accept Only Substitutes
  • Likes: yarn, knitting, reading (fantasy, romance - mostly paranormal romance (not Twilight!!!!!), military science fiction, just about anything really), Supernatural, vidya (by vidya I mean Lord of the Rings Online and LOTRO only), cats, coffee, KF (<3)
  • Dislikes TV (other than Supernatural), videos, most non-fiction, anime, barking dogs, noise in general
  • Fun Fact About You: I lost one hundred pounds after seeing the death fats here on KF. (Go me!) Who says KF isn't good and wholesome and life changing?
  • Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? Probably not. Maybe next year.
 

Everybody

I don't like cricket
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Joined
Jun 17, 2021
Hello, everybody! Hope everybody is having a wonderful 2021!
Why hello and thank you I'm having a blast!

  • Name: Everybody
  • Likes: Weird/obscure people and art, urban exploring, hiking, sculpting, odd/unusual lamps/lighting, old toys/plush animals, pop culture documentaries/podcasts, baking (almost every week!), horror games, tailored coats, luxurious hand printed fabrics, elaborate puzzle boxes, mystery novels and hanging out with people who are passionate collectors (but not all day, maybe an afternoon or so).
  • Dislikes: Fluorescent lights combined with bad AC, bragging, wet socks, brown rice, messy aesthetics (SJW color pallet) and being stuck with only shitty options under the pretense of having a choice (ex. school food, the radio, tv, only corrupt politicians etc).
  • Fun Fact About You: I express myself mostly through body language (not Italian tho).
  • Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? Maybe? Ask me later.
 

The Last Stand

RIP Betty White (1922-2021)
True & Honest Fan
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Joined
Aug 17, 2018
DISCLAIMER:

This is not set in stone yet. Just an idea that I would want feedback for. I am thinking of closing registration on December 4-5 so that I would give people time to create their Secret Santa submissions and give them to me for Christmas.

I was thinking of doing a registration limit of a set amount of people, but that's not fair to those who want to participate but not on the site a lot.

Let me know your thoughts. Thanks!
 

GargoyleGorl

True & Honest Fan
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Joined
Dec 18, 2018
  • Name - GargoyleGorl
  • Likes - Cats, chocolate, expensive cheese, Dostoevsky, mild hallucinogens, THC, casual sex, politics in my media
  • Dislikes - Animal cruelty, cannabis culture, environmental degradation, religion, corporations, smarmy libertarians, censorship
  • Fun Fact About You - I have survived multiple different natural disasters. Everything's trying to kill me. Nothing has succeeded.
  • Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? Probably not.
 

Stormy Daniel's Lawyer

So it goes.
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Joined
Mar 15, 2019
Name: Story Daniel's Lawyer
Likes: my wife, burled walnut, Jesus, tattoos, firearms, and my seven mongrel dogs
Dislikes: Bluegrass music, clowns, pronouns, Troons, Pedos, and Pine furniture
Fun Fact: I own and maintain a massive toy collection.
Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: no habla inglés
 

Freddie Mars

You promised me a fat George Clooney!
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Joined
Sep 13, 2021
Name: Freddie Mars
Likes: Booze, bara men, pop culture mashups, outsider art
Dislikes: Smelly bathrooms, that weird face that youtubers make on clickbait video previews
Fun Fact About You: I have a gel pen collection.
Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No, but I can give all the extra holiday spirit you want
 

Samoyed

lol im god
True & Honest Fan
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Joined
Sep 23, 2018
DISCLAIMER:

This is not set in stone yet. Just an idea that I would want feedback for. I am thinking of closing registration on December 4-5 so that I would give people time to create their Secret Santa submissions and give them to me for Christmas.

I was thinking of doing a registration limit of a set amount of people, but that's not fair to those who want to participate but not on the site a lot.

Let me know your thoughts. Thanks!
december 11th so @Sammy can join. he forgot to last year at it was at the 10th at that point
 

spiritofamermaid

Commissions Open
True & Honest Fan
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Joined
Feb 21, 2018
Likes: Mermaids, fantasy romance, fanfiction, Star Wars, ROMANCE u3u
Lolcow Likes: Onision, Lucas Werner, Tranch, Kevin Gibes, Ripley
Dislikes: Things being unfair, Twitter (and its culture), Tumblr's dumb porn ban
Fun Fact: I swim with a monofin irl.
Able to be a X-MAS Spirit Bot? Yes!
 

dry roasted

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Joined
Sep 17, 2020
Name: dry roasted
Likes: Art deco, nature, Newsies, squirrels, Sister Wendy Beckett.
Dislikes: Cyclists, the British monarchy, drug culture, airplanes, pregnant women (not so much dislike, they just creep me out)
Fun Fact About You: I haven't told anybody in my life about my rollerblading hobby because I just don't think they'd understand and also now I kind of like the thrill of keeping it a secret.
Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Yes I love Christmas and I love Kiwis
 

Jhonson Jhonson

Cumdalf the Gay (the white privileged magician)
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Joined
May 3, 2018
  • Name : @Jhonson Jhonson
  • Likes : my husband, food (saucisson aux cèpes I love you), chestnut beer, gardening, shiny rocks, stupid music, Sci-Fi, Fall
  • Dislikes : noise, teens (seriously they're insufferable), lies, pickles, zealots
  • Fun Fact About You : I do decorative painting on wood as a hobby
  • Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? Nope not this year.
 

Amber the Hedgehog

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Joined
Aug 23, 2018
Name: Amber the Hedgehog
Likes: Cartoons, origami, drawing, water, cute stuff, folk lore, detective stories and puzzle games.
Dislikes: Gross out stuff, slapstick, cold temperatures, itchy woolly things and lingonberries.
Fun Fact About You: First gift I ever got was a comic book from my dad that was larger than me at birth.
Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? No, sorry.
 

wrangled tard

Not actually a nazi.
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Joined
Jan 3, 2019
  • Name - Wrangled Tard
  • Likes - Milk steak, cats, little green ghouls
  • Dislikes - People's knees
  • Fun Fact About You - I am responsible for 15 hit and runs between the years 1996 and 1999, I was briefly
  • Able to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000? - no
 

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