Kiwi Farms turned me into a giant fucking monster who shoots lasers out of his eyes -

[AnOminous]

It did. I swear it's true!

 

[Tranhuviya]

Wanna trade?

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Well, since you're also not a giant floating skull you've clearly not assumed your final form yet. Something for you to look forward to.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm sticking around Kiwi Farms because while this shooting lasers out of my eyes thing is awesome, being a huge red gigantic flying skull would be even more awesome!

 

[keksz]

EVERYBODY RUN FOR THEIR LIVES HE WON'T CALM DOWN THIS TIME

 

[Dirt McGirt]

Quick! Call in some vintage Beastie Boys in a giant robot! It's our only hope...