Let's Sperg Kiwi Plays: Violence: The Roleplaying Game of Egregious and Repulsive Bloodshed - Create a character and have them go on a psychotic rampage.

[Randall Fragg]

I've decided that we're playing a pen and paper RPG that was never intended to be played.
I'm talking about Violence, an obscure little game where the players are literal murderhobos who go dungeon crawling through apartments and mugging elderly grandmothers.

The rules for this are simple:
Nobody "owns" a character and is solely responsible for them. This is for convenience, and to help keep that spirit of democracy in our games. You can either create a character using the linked rules, or just suggest an outline (non-important stuff like name, background, goals, and other "roleplaying" nonsense) and have me stat it out. There are four character slots available, so if you want to create a murderous lunatic, get in early.

Posters determine what actions a character takes. Make sure you specify what character you are talking about when you post. If there's a tie in what action to take, I'll do whatever action is best described/funniest.

The characters are starting out in the tavern of the modern world: a crack house in the ghetto. Keep that in mind when creating them.

Feel free to ask me any questions.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Spoiler

Alexsi, the "Antagonist"
A beast of a white Male, with black cornrows. Obsessed with going on his "genocide crusade", and cleansing the earth of "degenerates" and "criminals", then making himself the top dog. Out to acquire heavier weaponry, and to use it to kill more innocents. Strangely enough, he is absolutely OBSESSED with Tech Decks, laying aside even the crusade to acquire them.
HP 6 PP 7
STR 10 (Initial roll of 8 + Tech Deck Obsession + Limit on Smarts skills) PT 12 CON 8 INT 11 EE 9
Torture 15
Handgun 10
Unarmed Combat 20
Knife Fighting 20

Cheap Leather Jacket
Mean-Looking Knife
Sneakers that'll make your homies sneer
Ragged Promotional T-Shirt
3 plastic bags

Alexsi sneers at everyone else and just carves his initials, A.A, onto the table and draws skateboards on the napkins.

 

[Randall Fragg]

A random tweaker paces about, muttering incoherently to himself. You hear you hear something about a "portal to equestria".
Also, I have a pre-made character for anyone to take control of.

Fat Bob.
A truck driver from Wisconsin, Fat Bob has wandered the country using his trucking job as a cover for dealing drugs and murder. However, he got caught up in a turf war between two of The City’s gangs, and his rig ended up in police custody. With no way out and little money left, Fat Bob is considering petty crime and murder as his next career path.

STR: 13
TOP: 12
CON: 16
INT: 10
EVE: 13
HP: 11
PP: 7

Skills:
Unarmed: 15
Handgun: 9
Reading: 10
Cooking: 9
Driving: 10
Video Games: 10
Underworld Lore: 7
Drug Lore: 15
Writing: 5
Knife Fighting: 10

ITEMS:
.38 Automatic. DAM: 1d8. PAIN: 1d4.
Mean-Looking Knife. DAM: 1d8. PAIN: 1d6
Coat from Salvation Army
Fedora
Sneakers that will make your homies snear
Jeans
Actual Shirt
Marijuana Joint
Flask of booze.
Kevlar Vest
$25 in cash.
Hide Factor: 2
Fat Bob is currently sitting on a filth-stained mattress, eating a Hoagie .

 

[Splendid]

I want Tyce.

 

[Randall Fragg]

I want Tyce.

Tyce Andrews:
STR: 12
TOP: 11
CON: 12
INT: 6
EVE: 9
HP: 7
PP: 6

SKILLS:
Knife-Fighting: 15
Handguns: 11 (solidur in da Deagle Nation n Whyte Justic Army)
Machine Weapon: 10
Driving: 4
Drug Lore: 20 (can make jenkum and maybe meth)
Gang Lore: 5
Music Lore: 10
Video games: 10
Law: 5
Goofy Woowoo Shit: 10

ITEMS:
Big Motherfucking Knife: DAM: 1d10, PAIN: 1d8
Saturday Night Special: DAM: 1d6, PAIN: 1d4
Sneakers that will make your homies sneer:
Purple “Swag” T-Shirt
Baggy Cargo Shorts
Cheap Leather Jacket
Bottle of Jenkim
Hotwheels cars
Fanny Pack
Can of Spray Paint
Bag of weed
25 bucks.
Hide Factor: 1

 

[Randall Fragg]

Shit, you know what, let's just get this shit started.
Tyce, Alexsi, and Fat Bob sit around the crack house blazing on jenkim, carving graffiti into the tables, and eating.
With a mighty *crack*, the weathered door is burst inwards, as a large African american gentleman in a rather flamboyant getup barges in, wielding a Pimp Cane. Behind him are two thugs with baseball bats.
"ALRIGHT YOU MUTHAFUCKAS, LISTEN THE FUCK UP" he bellows, getting the attention of the entire crackhouse.
"This here house is on Dindu Nuffin's turf. And Dindu Nuffin don't like it when a couple of low class muthafuckas start dealing on his turf. So, Mister Dindu Nuffin has come over here to assert his control over this section of his territory by fucking all of you mutherfuckas up for not buying his higher quality crack. Y'all could have prevented this, had you not bought yo crack from the muthafuckas who run this shithole"
With that, Dindu Nuffin and his goons begin advancing into the crack house.

What Do?

 

[Tranhuviya]

Alexsi draws a rather large fighting knife from within his leather jacket and lets out a hearty laugh. He then makes a beeline for the nearest goon with it, screaming and hollering.

 

[Splendid]

Tyce lets out a screech about black people and charges at the leader with his knife.

 

[Tranhuviya]

I think swapping control of Bob between posts is a good idea.


Bob, sighing, draws his .38 and takes aim at Dindu.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Alexsi draws a rather large fighting knife from within his leather jacket and lets out a hearty laugh. He then makes a beeline for the nearest goon with it, screaming and hollering.

You swing your knife downwards, into the unfortunate man's collarbone. His hand spasms as his arm is wrenched from the socket, and he falls to the ground, unconscious and coughing up blood.

Tyce lets out a screech about black people and charges at the leader with his knife.

Tyces catana slices across Dindu's chest, tearing his suit and skin. Blood gushes from the wound.
"Aw, fuck, I just bought that thing and you had to go-."

I think swapping control of Bob between posts is a good idea.


Bob, sighing, draws his .38 and takes aim at Dindu.

Dindu's protests at the condition of his suit are cut off by a .38 round striking him in the liver, causing a torrent of dark, brown-red blood to pour out of the hole. The bullet rips out of his back and punches a hole through the wall of the crackhouse.

Dindu, severely wounded and in extreme pain, attempts to beat Tyce down with his Pimp Cane. He swings the cane at Tyce, catching him in the chest and knocking him back. Tyce takes 3 Damage and 3 Pain.

Thug 2, seeing how things are going, draws a pistol and takes a shot at Fat Bob
His frantic shot miss completely, striking a wandering crackhead. The shot crashes into the bridge of the crackhead's nose, driving shards of bone deep into to brain. Death is nearly instantaneous.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Alexsi roars with fury, charging Dindu.

"Time for the coup de grace, degenerate. Do you fear death? You will."

 

[Randall Fragg]

Alexsi roars with fury, charging Dindu.

"Time for the coup de grace, degenerate. Do you fear death? You will."

Taking advantage of Dindu's strike on Tyce, Alexsi swings wildly at his extended arm, flaying off a large chunk of skin and exposing the twitching muscle underneath. Dindu yanks back his arm and howls in pain. Well, until Alexsi jams the blade through his trachea, permanently silencing him.
Thug 2 decides to bail out. Getting murdered by a group of psychopaths wasn't how he wanted to spend his night.
The crackheads are running around screaming at each other, Thug 2 is running for the door, and the two other guys are dead.
What do?

 

[Tranhuviya]

Alexsi looks at the carnage and bends down to loot the bodies.

"The Lord has blessed us with armaments for the crusade, brothers. Over the corpses of our foes, we will bring divine punishment to all who oppose us!"

 

[Splendid]

Tyce gets naked.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Alexsi looks at the carnage and bends down to loot the bodies.

"The Lord has blessed us with armaments for the crusade, brothers. Over the corpses of our foes, we will bring divine punishment to all who oppose us!"

On Dindu you find 365 dollars, 8 credit cards (Visa, Mastercard, Discover, Gas Station, 'Nother Visa, 'nother Mastercard, American Express, and a Sears card. All are stolen.), $28 dollars in bling, a cellphone, $6155 in cocaine, an automatic pistol, and his Pimp Cane.
On Thug 1, you find $99, two credit cards (both his), $99 in jewelry, and a pistol.

Tyce gets naked.

Tyce is now buck naked, and slightly chilly.
You can hear sirens in the distance.

 

[Tranhuviya]

"Hmm...these cards are hot, so worthless- shit, is that the pigs? Best to get the fuck out of here and quick."

Alexsi picks up the cash, automatic pistol and the Pimp Cane, tossing them into his shopping bags. He signals to Tyce and Bob.

"The human shields are coming, crusaders! The time is not right for direct action against them, not yet! With me, retreat!"

 

[WonkeyDong]

Can i join the murderhobo gang as old man henderson?

 

[Randall Fragg]

Can i join the murderhobo gang as old man henderson?

Sure, although this is kind of intended to be something like the other lets plays, where anyone can jump in for an action.
Want me to roll up a character or do you want to make one?

 

[WonkeyDong]

Sure, although this is kind of intended to be something like the other lets plays, where anyone can jump in for an action.
Want me to roll up a character or do you want to make one?

roll up

 

[Tranhuviya]

Can we, like have our own base at some point in the campaign? Somewhere for the droogs to prepare for their next killing spree, you know.