KiwiFarms Monopoly Board - What would be on it?

LagoonaBlue

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This idea came to me today because Hasbro were announcing the new Monopoly pieces that are to be included with the newer editions of the game on twitter.

If a KiwiFarms Monopoly board existed, what would it look like? What locations would be on it? What would the pieces/tokens be? Hell, what would the currency be?

This is incredibly :autism:, but I thought it would be a fun idea.
 

LagoonaBlue

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One of the pieces should be Chris-chan's car? Or maybe even Sonichu?
 

Elwood P. Dowd

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DSP would have to be one of those stupid useless Utilities spots, I guess the electric one. That fat evangelist whose name I can never remember but is always whining would work for Water Works.

Vordrak /Onision should be the "Go to Jail"/"In Jail" spots in any kind of rational world, though I'm not quite sure which would be which.

I guess Free Parking would be either all of Off-Topic or maybe just one of the sub-boards.

Probably theme popular Goobergators/RatKings/Fatties/Trannies for some of the matched properties.

Maybe celebrity cows for the Railroads. Or certified autists, given how much they're attracted to trains.
 

Darndirty

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Sonic totem game piece, barb has to be the shitty brown one. Sonichu and Chris are Boardwalk, Null can be the railroads. The rat king can be free parking, they even need welfare in monopoly.
 

Un Platano

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GlassesWearingGenie

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Cato

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If it was still based around properties/places, there would need to be references to Spokane, Washington; the lolcow capital of the USA.
 

LagoonaBlue

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If it was still based around properties/places, there would need to be references to Spokane, Washington; the lolcow capital of the USA.

That and Ruckersville, VA.
 
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