Let's Sperg Kiwifarms plays...Everyone is John. - Let's be the voices in someone's head!

Tranhuviya

Degenerate Robot
kiwifarms.net


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We'll start off with Voice applications. First 3 comers get in. Format is as follows:

Willpower
Skills:
Obsessions:
 

ActualKiwi

Return Of The Spinning Kiwis From Middle Earth~~
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Willpower 10
Skills: Good at persuasion. Epic sex moves.
Obsessions: Performing sex moves in public.
 

BILLY MAYS

Donate to MATI: http://bit.ly/MadAtTheInternet
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Willpower 7
Skills: burning stuff, fast runner, making liquid concoctions
Obsession: cutleries as weaponry
 

Randall Fragg

Tran Ranch is under siege!
Global Moderator
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Willpower: 7
Skills: Shooting Guns
Making explosives
Using mall katanas.
Obsession: Killing Obeme. :tycesuit:
 

Tranhuviya

Degenerate Robot
kiwifarms.net
Well, then. I guess it's time for us to start play.

Time to see if you can exert your will over your victim , Dear Friend, voices! Bid!
 
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Sammy

Exhibits no Islamic behavior once given McNuggets
Global Moderator
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
*snaps fingers* Maaaaan, I just missed bidding in.

Oh well. Guess I'll follow this thread and jump in next round.
 

ActualKiwi

Return Of The Spinning Kiwis From Middle Earth~~
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Well, then. I guess it's time for us to start play.

Time to see if you can exert your will over your victim , Dear Friend, voices! Bid!
Do we bid by PM? Cause bidding in the open here seems counterintuitive
 

Sammy

Exhibits no Islamic behavior once given McNuggets
Global Moderator
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Do we bid by PM? Cause bidding in the open here seems counterintuitive
Do you think the Kiwi's here are TRUE and HONEST enough not to read other's bids if they were put in a spoiler tag? Or is our reputation as a bunch of cheatin' low down trolls legit?
 

ActualKiwi

Return Of The Spinning Kiwis From Middle Earth~~
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Do you think the Kiwi's here are TRUE and HONEST enough not to read other's bids if they were put in a spoiler tag? Or is our reputation as a bunch of cheatin' low down trolls legit?
We're pretty much low down gamergate trolls, so there's that.
 

Tranhuviya

Degenerate Robot
kiwifarms.net
@ActualKiwi wins the bid for control of John's mind!

BIDS:
@Randall Fragg 3
@hood LOLCOW 3
@ActualKiwi 4

Voices, it's time!

John comes to in a dimly-lit motel room, a blood-stained dildo attached to a chainsaw engine laying beside him on the bed. On the other bed, a woman lies in a pool of blood. You turn to see a maid, possibly of Hispanic descent, staring at this scene in horror. She reaches for her pockets, fumbling from the sheer shock.

Active Voice, what is your next move!?
 

ActualKiwi

Return Of The Spinning Kiwis From Middle Earth~~
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
@ActualKiwi wins the bid for control of John's mind!

BIDS:
@Randall Fragg 3
@hood LOLCOW 3
@ActualKiwi 4

Voices, it's time!

John comes to in a dimly-lit motel room, a blood-stained dildo attached to a chainsaw engine laying beside him on the bed. On the other bed, a woman lies in a pool of blood. You turn to see a maid, possibly of Hispanic descent, staring at this scene in horror. She reaches for her pockets, fumbling from the sheer shock.

Active Voice, what is your next move!?
John tries to jump the maid and tries out his sexiest and most persuasive moves (assisted by the Ramathon3000) on her after persuading her into the motel room and divesting her of her phone through insertion up her ass. He hopes she won't tell.
(will update in a sec, doing some rolling)
Roll(1d6)+0:
3,+0
Total:3
Persuasion success
Roll(1d6)+0:
4,+0
Total:4
sex moves success
Roll(1d6)+0:
5,+0
Total:5
anal phone insertion success.
@Randall Fragg
@hood LOLCOW
@Tranhuviya
Guess it's time for a control-wrestle!
 

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