Artcow Kodyboy555 -

[Fishkill]

I've seen this person mentioned here and I have been thinking of making a thread for a long time.
[youtube]yOjUPh9RzLg[/youtube]
Anyway, this a person who has a fetish of fat animals scuba diving, at least that's what I gathered from his gallery.
He writes journals about the Angry German Kid, asking you, yes you, what happens next. He also makes journals about Arthur characters watching tv or some shit. Sometime he talks about fictional war in his journals and he occasionally talks about real war.
He isn't that known, but with support he could become a lolcow, don't know how he reacts to trolling though.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I've heard of this guy through that video.

But until he has a whiny bitchfit over dA banning him (which won't happen). He's a pretty weak target.

 

[Shadow Fox]

On dA he got huffy about someone implying there's a sexual element to his obsessive interest in scuba-diving furries, but on the whole he seems pretty laid-back. Terrible artwork aside, he doesn't seem too lulzy.

 

[The Hunter]

He's weird. Just really really incredibly weird. It's fucking bizarre just thinking about how he must behave offline. There's no entertainment value from watching Kody. You just sort of watch it. You watch it, and it all just... happens. That's it. It's like watching that fucking weird kids show. You know, the one with no plot, no moral, no educational value, it just sort of happens.

This shit right here. His whole life's like an episode of fucking Boobah. It just doesn't make sense.

And if you look at some of his older stuff, you find out that he actually hasn't improved all that much since he started. For years, he's been doing this.

 

[Springblossom]

And if you look at some of his older stuff, you find out that he actually hasn't improved all that much since he started. For years, he's been doing this.

Years? How much mileage can you get out of MS Paint overweight animals scuba diving? I can't believe I just typed that.

 

[Shadow Fox]

And if you look at some of his older stuff, you find out that he actually hasn't improved all that much since he started. For years, he's been doing this.

Years? How much mileage can you get out of MS Paint overweight animals scuba diving? I can't believe I just typed that.

The lack of progress astounds me. He just churns out the same thing over and over and over and over, with practically no variation. I think that's why some people assume it's a fetish.

If you want to see him being semi-lulzy, here he tells someone to be nice or be banned from dA FOREVER: http://comments.deviantart.com/20/11289057/3264090651
It's not a fetish! Stop offending me! http://comments.deviantart.com/20/11289057/1870873464
His whiteknights in the comments are pretty funny too. IT'S CALLED IMAGINATION!!! U JELLY???

 

[DrChristianTroy]

It's not a fetish! Stop offending me! http://comments.deviantart.com/20/11289057/1870873464

Because it's funny because the animals (even Pokémon and Piñatas, as in a Viva Piñata way) that are fat might've eaten too much food (for Piñatas, they might've eaten too much candy)! They need to go on a diet and stay at their target weight sometime! But they look funny in scuba gear too! I even draw animals being inflated! That's why it's not a fetish.

This is insane. Just insanity distilled into a single DA comment.

 

[Shadow Fox]

It's not a fetish! Stop offending me! http://comments.deviantart.com/20/11289057/1870873464

Because it's funny because the animals (even Pokémon and Piñatas, as in a Viva Piñata way) that are fat might've eaten too much food (for Piñatas, they might've eaten too much candy)! They need to go on a diet and stay at their target weight sometime! But they look funny in scuba gear too! I even draw animals being inflated! That's why it's not a fetish.

This is insane. Just insanity distilled into a single DA comment.

Yeahhhh. I mean, maybe it's just the 'tism, but I don't know how he's not aware that inflation/weight gain is a hugely popular fetish on the intertubes. And the way he words it ("they look funny in scuba gear"/"they have to scuba dive to lose weight") almost makes it sound like he's into humiliation or something. I'm not saying that's necessarily what's going on in his head when he churns this stuff out, it really might just be as simple as "this is funny to me and it's fun to draw!" and that's all there is to it, but it's also easy to see why other people assume he gets his jollies from this nonsense.

Unrelated to his scuba obsession: a 45th anniversary picture dedicated to Lorimar Television. http://kodyboy555.deviantart.com/art/My-45th-anniversary-picture-for-Lorimar-424519681

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

It's not a fetish! Stop offending me! http://comments.deviantart.com/20/11289057/1870873464

Because it's funny because the animals (even Pokémon and Piñatas, as in a Viva Piñata way) that are fat might've eaten too much food (for Piñatas, they might've eaten too much candy)! They need to go on a diet and stay at their target weight sometime! But they look funny in scuba gear too! I even draw animals being inflated! That's why it's not a fetish.

This is insane. Just insanity distilled into a single DA comment.

I'm sure a moment on google can come up with a bunch fetish inflation sites. If you can find fetish sites for lesbian midgets, MLP and feeders I'm sure you could find inflation sites as well.

The internet is a scary scary place at times.

 

[Shadow Fox]

Trawling through his journal entries and found this: http://kodyboy555.deviantart.com/journal/Full-House-The-Day-Danny-Tanner-s-Wife-died-424673509

Spoiler

Here's what I made up for the timeline that Danny Tanner's wife died in a deadly car accident.

5:34 A.M.-Wakes up as her alarm clock rings.

5:37 A.M.-She takes a shower.

5:43 A.M.-She has breakfast with her daughters, D.J., Stephanie and Michelle.

5:46 A.M.-She dresses up for her run at Epic Records.

5:52 A.M.-She kisses Danny Tanner and leaves the house.

5:58 A.M.-She gets her newspaper.

6:02 A.M.-She arrives at the Epic Records recording studio to do a extra track for Michael Jackson's upcoming album "Bad".

6:04 A.M.-She is in charge with a vulture composer.

6:09 A.M.-She listens to Michael Jackson singing "I Can't Just Stop Loving You" as he practices for his recording on the 12'' inch single on the CD, cassette and the vinyl record.

6:15 A.M-She meets Dean Pitchford and Tom Snow to play her new song that she wrote with them about a eagle. Hence that her song was started by her brother, Jesse.

6:23 A.M.-Epic Records releases her album "Haven't I Told You Yet?", which features her smiling on a album cover.

6:34 A.M.-She meets Matthew O'Callahan as she sings a duet with him with a song called "Don't Go Breaking My Heart", which was part of Elton John's birthday concert.

6:47 A.M.-She meets Rod Stewart and gets a record of the single "Maggie May".

6:58 A.M.-She visits her old college roommate who is a fox and makes quilts. She makes a blanket for Michelle.

7:04 A.M.-She buys a Loverboy poster for her brother Jesse and sends it in the mail.

7:25 A.M. She goes to downtown for a conference meeting.

10:43 A.M.-She goes to a violin concert. Kimmy is at the concert.

11:57 A.M.-She goes to church and drops off cookies for the bake sale.

12:14 A.M.-She goes to eat at Burger King with her friends.

12:28 A.M.-She goes to the library to return her book that she read with Stephanie.

12:37 A.M.-She goes to the mall and goes shopping.

12:46 A.M.-She goes to the grocery store to buy food for the party.

12:51 A.M.-She kisses Matthew O'Callahan as he leaves to go back home to South Carolina.

12:59 A.M.-She heads back home for the party.

1:36 A.M.-She dies in a deadly car accident. A otter was riding along with her. (The otter is the adoptive brother of Pam and Jesse because he is a orphan because the otter's parents were dead and Jesse's parents adopted him when he was 2). Her adoptive brother, Val, survived the accident but suffered a broken neck.

1:41 A.M.-The drunk driver gets arrested for criminal vehicular homicide.

1:48 A.M.-Police shoot a jaguar driver who didn't smash Pam's car, the jaguar dies.

1:53 A.M.-Military tanks arrive into town.

1:55 A.M.-A bomb explodes.

1:59 A.M.-Warplanes zoom over San Francisco.

2:04 A.M.-Jesse decides to move into Danny's house to seek shelter from the civil war.

I - but - what? What? Furry version of Full House, and civil war, and Rod Stewart and whaaaat?

Also look at the allotted time for some of these activities. Eats breakfast in three minutes, completes a day's work in roughly an hour, visits her friend at seven in the morning and finishes a quilt in four minutes. And then she dies and civil war breaks out.

Then there's this: http://kodyboy555.deviantart.com/journal/The-2013-Web-Footed-Gecko-Awards-results-422907797
He's asked repeatedly what the "Web-Footed Gecko Awards" are and all he can do is sputter repeatedly about some troll.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

As someone with way too much knowledge for Full House that offended me.

 

[Fishkill]

At least that journal is complete. Most of them have a beginning scenario and then "What happens next?"
Most of his journals have 0 comments.

 

[Springblossom]

At least that journal is complete. Most of them have a beginning scenario and then "What happens next?"
Most of his journals have 0 comments.

Oh, god! He's got 54 pages of journals, and most of them are, "Hey, anyone wanna draw <insert animal here> based on/dressed up as/acting like <insert noun here>?"

I seriously don't want to make fun of this guy; I'm worred I'll get kidnapped and...have something horrific done to me. He'd probably dress me up as an obese furry and make me scuba dive in it.

 

[Shadow Fox]

http://kodyboy555.deviantart.com/journal/My-Mallowolf-Rival-236956280

Spoiler

This is a song for my rival, Michael Mallowolf.

I'm so tired of surfing
Suppressed by all my rival
And if you have to swim
I wish that you would just surf
'Cause your presence still lingers here
And it won't leave me

These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much he will howl

[Chorus:]
When you cried, My Mallowolf Rival
When you'd howl, I'd fight away all of your fears
And I held your arm, through all of these deers
But you still have
All of me

You used to captivate me
By your guding light
Now I'm bound to you by the life you left behind
Your face it points
My once mallowolf pleasant dreams
You howled at the northern lights
All the fantasy of me

This surfer would seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much he will howl

[Chorus]

I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're in my arms
But though you're still with me
I've been alone all along

[Chorus]

 

[MysticMisty]

In my humble opinion he's got some real shit taste in movies and music.