Kotaku Weenie Gets Mad at Internet Over Final Fantasy Chad - Ian Walker is upset again

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

Ian Walker of Kotaku (the same guy who had an autistic meltdown over the PS5 being launched during an election season) is mad about the new protagonist from the newly announced Strangers in Paradise Final Fantasy spin-off game for being a Chad, girl sister fucking, white male:

Excuse me what?

tl;dr he's mad he doesn't get to kill Chaos.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Another Kotaku writer that looks like a massive faggot. Now there's a story for you.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Remember, this is more related to Nioh in terms of Team Ninja making both games.
So, the entire is literally bullshit. And even a mention of FF7R Cloud holy shit.

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

Remember, this is more related to Nioh in terms of Team Ninja making both games.

What's that have to do with a pissed off sjw blogger that's painfully projecting wanting to fuck his own sister?

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

One of the greatest things about Japan is how their character designs will always trigger these soyboy faggots without fail.

Seethe more.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Chaotic Simp.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I don't know guys, it was pretty racist of Sony and Microsoft to launch new consoles before Biden got elected. He might have a point on this one too.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

What's that have to do with a pissed off sjw blogger that's painfully projecting wanting to fuck his own sister?

The idea behind that comment is explain the FF1 remake is the hands of Team Ninja, not by a in-house dev group like with the main saga. So the similarities are more from their previous work (Nioh) than the saga itself.
But i don't found the thing you mentioned... holy shit.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

What's that have to do with a pissed off sjw blogger that's painfully projecting wanting to fuck his own sister?

That guy really loves his sister.

https://archive.md/WgrhG

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

That guy really loves his sister.

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I'm shocked there isn't a dedicated Ian Walker thread yet...

 

[Focken Kiwi]

I'm shocked there isn't a dedicated Ian Walker thread yet...

Be the change in the world that you wish to see.

 

[Knight of the Rope]

Ian Walker of Kotaku (the same guy who had an autistic meltdown over the PS5 being launched during an election season)

God damn, you weren't kidding.

Fuck me. Imagine being paid to prattle on about vidya and consoomer shit for a living and somehow managing to fuck even that up. Literally one job and he couldn't do it, all because Orange Man isn't paying rent while he farts around in this guy's mind.

 

[SiccDicc]

That guy really loves his sister.

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So, when is it gonna come out that he pulled a Nafedude?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

So, when is it gonna come out that he pulled a Nafedude?

Context? I don't think of heard of Nafedude before.

 

[SiccDicc]

Context? I don't think of heard of Nafedude before.

Nafedude is some Anti-GG sperg who was a progtard and molested his step sister. All while projecting his actions onto people he disliked.

Have a read~!

 

[A man of no consequence]

I’ve hated Kotaku since 2011.

I’m glad my tenth anniversary of hatred is topped off with this fuckfag’s meltdown. I think I may buy this new FF spin-off just as an extra ‘go to hell’ to Incest Ian.

 

[agility_]

He's pissed he didn't get to have Chelsea's herpes like his mates Joshua, Nathan, Brandon, Robin and Kyle.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Garland is a real chad in this game. He really respects women!

Also, here's a new meme format!

 

[Samsung Sam]

Dude must have gotten killed by the first monster he came across....
Oh wait, it's Kotaku, so they probably were complaining that they had to turn on their PS5 to download the demo.

 

[Neil]

That guy really loves his sister.

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LMAO we really do have someone with a sister complex our hands.

For the record, this is what Ian and his sister look like: