Kotaku Weenie Gets Mad at Internet Over Final Fantasy Chad - Ian Walker is upset again

Neigh

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To those unfamiliar, "fuckboy" might sound like a dude who gets his ass plowed, but it's actually a common, derogatory term in sex-obsessed Lefty social circles to refer to a dude who has (or wants to have) a lot of sex.
Seen people use fuckboy to describe a submissive twinky boy. Maybe that's how non lefties use it to shit on one another.
 

An Ghost

died of laughter after seeing a donkey eat figs
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What's that have to do with a pissed off sjw blogger that's painfully projecting wanting to fuck his own sister?
For context, Nioh was a souls like game where you play as a drunk, white, culturally appropriating sailor. Women throw themselves at your feet while you brutally execute demons and half naked jap bandits. Half the bosses are some variation of "monster girl who leads men astray and eats them." This would go on to be Team Ninjas best selling game because it kicks ass and is fun. Their other top selling titles are Dead or Alive (a fighting game where you can shake the controller to make the boobies jiggle) and Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volley Ball.

Team Ninja is fuckboi turned up to 11.
 

RoboticRichardSimmons

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For context, Nioh was a souls like game where you play as a drunk, white, culturally appropriating sailor. Women throw themselves at your feet while you brutally execute demons and half naked jap bandits. Half the bosses are some variation of "monster girl who leads men astray and eats them." This would go on to be Team Ninjas best selling game because it kicks ass and is fun. Their other top selling titles are Dead or Alive (a fighting game where you can shake the controller to make the boobies jiggle) and Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volley Ball.

Team Ninja is fuckboi turned up to 11.
That's strange. After playing the demo I didn't get that vibe at all.
 

Alter Ego

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Seen people use fuckboy to describe a submissive twinky boy. Maybe that's how non lefties use it to shit on one another.

Yes, this is why I gave clarification so that people here understand the term as Ian is using it. The irony is that the internet Lefties I mentioned, more specifically the game journo clique, can be broadly characterized as a very promiscuous lot themselves, so their derogatory use of the term to refer to a guy who gets laid a lot can be taken as a sign of envy.

A variant of the Lefty "fuckboy" is "soft boy" when the person in question is less masculine and more sensitive in the process of getting laid. This is what they were calling internet personality Nick Robinson in 2017 when they were ousting him from Polygon for the crime of mutually flirting with women of legal age.

In any case, this article among other recent ones from Kotaku are likely to be outcome of infamous long-time Kotaku writer Patricia Hernandez, known for bottom-of-the-barrel content, recently getting promoted to editor-in-chief last month, seemingly out of sheer employment seniority more than anything else.
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Snekposter

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For context, Nioh was a souls like game where you play as a drunk, white, culturally appropriating sailor.
Hey, that dude actually existed, and could be considered the world's first weeb.
The people of this Land of Japan are good of nature, courteous above measure, and valiant in war: their justice is severely executed without any partiality upon transgressors of the law. They are governed in great civility. I mean, not a land better governed in the world by civil policy. The people be very superstitious in their religion, and are of diverse opinions.
 

Solid Snek

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What's that have to do with a pissed off sjw blogger that's painfully projecting wanting to fuck his own sister?
"Eeerrrrr, my sister's Chad boyfriend! Shit, he's so manly, I bet he fucks my sister so hard..."

hehehe. what a weirdo.

That guy really loves his sister.

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Oh.

LMAO we really do have someone with a sister complex our hands.
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For the record, this is what Ian and his sister look like:
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Ooooohhhh.

Well, this went from hilarious and presumably unintentional subtext, to just plain creepy, in record time.
 

Peru oso donas

ME ENCANTA SER NAZI
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Isn't this the same guy that said Nero and Dante from DMC where brothers, threw a massive fit when corrected and started sperging about how DmC and donte where much better? Also why do I feel this will end up in an Oreimo situation, except much more inbreed somehow?
 

Goyaanisqatsi

Happy Hard Gay Month!
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This looks like a game straight out of 2007 stylistically and I'm all for it.

This fag was probably being relentlessly bullied in 2007, thus the memories alone make him hate it.
 

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