Literal Cancer Cell
Buttons is a deviantart artist who is known for, among other things, dating Anthony Aguilar. However, apart from just dating a bonafide lolcow, she is more than capable of being one by herself.
To start off with, her artwork is MS Paint art that would make even first graders feel good about their own artistic capabilities. She is, at her core, a no-talent hack who shows no signs of ever improving in her craft.
And as someone with no talent and no future in life, she finds herself in a place where she is incapable of getting validation. So she resorts to bitching on her DeviantArt in both journals and the descriptions of her art about how horrible her life is. The ones listed in the example are just a select few instances of when she has done this, but this is a regular occurance with her. And, of course, most of the time, she threatens to off herself. Which would honestly be doing the world a favor.
However, a lot of the time, her stories don't quite add up. For example, she was complaining about how it was the anniversary of her mother's death and she said she was grieving. But there was a little bit of an inconsistency with the dates which threw her credibility into question.
After being called out on the inconsistencies in her story and seeing people's trust in her quickly beginning to wane, she quickly reached out to find someone who would protect her from all the meanie weenies online who want to shame her for lying about something as serious as her mother passing away for sympathy points.
So, who better to protect her than ForNoGoodReason, am I right?
Of course, what happens when her boyfriend decides he doesn't want to protect her on something she honestly deserves to get some fallout for? Or what if he just wants a break to finish up his college courses? Well, she can't have that. The only thing to do is to tell everyone about how the guy abused her, among other things.
Lastly, there's always got to be icing on the cake. And in this case, the icing on the cake happens to be very wet and smells of AIDS. But, hey, at least it's sterile, right? ... Right?
Oh, and she likes wearing diapers too. Gotta look sharp for Daddy Aguilar.
That was just a taste of this cow's (yellow) milk. She is capable of producing much more than just that. If you want to get a few more laughs at her, here's a short list of things that are sure to get her titties in a twist.
- Tell her to kill herself, or even just simply say "KYS."
- Don't read any of her art's descriptions.
- Tell her that you like people she hates.
- Tell her that you hate people she likes.
- Be a cyberbully.
Buttons' info was recently posted on Twitter by someone who goes by the name @NotShellyD. Turns out it was available on the white pages. Given it is now public knowledge, I'll go ahead and slap that down here.
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