TGWTG Kyle Kallgren / Oancitizen / Brows Held High - Afraid of the Eggnog Ninjas, "Male Feminist" that Abuses Women, 2nd-rate Cinema Snob, Hugh Hefner A-Log, Fat Creepy Incel Cuck

MarvinTheParanoidAndroid

This will all end in tears, I just know it.
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Kyle's show had a lot of potiental. As someone else mentioned, he filled a needed niche of being educational as well as entertaining. It was better when he could laugh at himself like with his Trash Humpers and Ken Park reviews and I thought his pretentiousness was all an act.
Like his misogyny, it started out as an act and then became real.
 

The Un-Clit

After the Dimensional Merge, pussy eats YOU!
True & Honest Fan
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This is the first step in developing autism.
I know, I know. The 'tism has me, and now I'm getting into Steven Universe. :'(

All I ask is that if I decide to set up a tumblr and start using preferred pronouns, one of you take a wee trip up north and put me out of my misery before I am in danger of my own Halal thread. (:_(
 
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NQ 952

Guest
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The line between real and fiction does tend to blur when you're like Kyle and you spend all day inside your house because @LordKaT and the eggnog ninjas are outside of it.
Oh you better watch out
you better not cry
don't post any tweets
I'm telling you why
eggnog ninja out to get you

He's making a list
of every vice
he's gonna find out
that Kyle's not nice
eggnog ninja out to get you

he sees you when you're sleeping
he's hiding on your lawn
he's gonna make you drink eggnog
until the break of dawn

so you better watch out
you better not cry
don't post any tweets
I'm telling you why
eggnog ninja out to get you
 

Senor Cardgage Mortgage

Funposter extraordinare
True & Honest Fan
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Oh you better watch out
you better not cry
don't post any tweets
I'm telling you why
eggnog ninja out to get you

He's making a list
of every vice
he's gonna find out
that Kyle's not nice
eggnog ninja out to get you

he sees you when you're sleeping
he's hiding on your lawn
he's gonna make you drink eggnog
until the break of dawn

so you better watch out
you better not cry
don't post any tweets
I'm telling you why
eggnog ninja out to get you
I'm tempted to get myself drunk and sing that.
 

The Un-Clit

After the Dimensional Merge, pussy eats YOU!
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Did that for you. Merry Christmas, Kyle!

You must have had more then a few spiked 'nogs before recording this, fam. You carry a tune about as well as Russell Greer does, but hey! You at least had the nuts to write, record and post it, so kudos! I'd Semper Fi you if I could, but I can't so have a :achievement:.

*edit* Oh yeah, nice touch with the SOY eggnog yet! Have another :achievement:!