Kyle Lambert / Klace / "Major/Minor" - Writer, Game Developer, and All Around "Popufur" Trash

[I-chi]

Ohhhh whoops, I'm sorry for missing that bit. My interactions with him were actually before he started trying to drum up support for his game, but knowing him, it would be something he wouldn't shut up about. Basically, he comes up with a lot of schemes to try to make money and draw more attention to himself/bring him some level of popularity to feed his ego, and he'll try to center discussions around those ideas so that he can pretty much just take everyone's suggestions and take credit for them.

So summing it all up, Klace is:

+ Barely a qualifying 'Popufur' in the sense that he has an actual streak of attention directed at him in the most prominent furry communities.

+ Appears to be solely dedicated towards spending his life nourishing an obsessive desire for attention through a history of one shot con jobs and forming masturbatory IPs that barely go anywhere before he's self aware to know what isn't going to pay off.

+ Is an intellectual leech who probably has never had a single individual thought or idea in his life that wasn't in some way influenced by what people around him consider to be more popular or appealing. Not to mention the total disregard for plagiarism and lack of proper crediting.

It's almost funny to think how much less pathetic he was when this discussion began compared to what we're finding out now.

 

[Tresh]

Edit: Also, that same friend of mine is considering doing a dramatic reading of Mr. Klace's 'novel' that's on his DA, or, what's there of it. And, what's there, so far, consists of "horrible self inserts and weird pedophilic undertones.

https://soundcloud.com/https%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fdanneh-devetah%2Ftowers-intro-crawl Here's the intro crawl of the novel, we're currently working on doing the full reading, due to issues with us not knowing how audacity works, I'm only doing a few quotes, and they're going to do pretty much everything. Mostly because they have a better mic and can also voice act to a degree, but, it's on it's way.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Sounds really good so far, @Tresh. I'm looking forward to more installments!

 

[Billy_Sama]

I wish Klace would show up here.
I want to ask him how many sock puppets does it take to change a lightbulb.

 

[Tresh]

Sounds really good so far, @Tresh. I'm looking forward to more installments!

https://soundcloud.com/https%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fdanneh-devetah%2Ftowers-chapter-1 IIIIIIIIT'S DONE. Well, the first part of it.
So, we both think this sounds pretty alright, but neither of us actually know how to use audacity or anything, so, there is quite a bit of peaking for certain characters, but, other than that, pretty much everything can be blamed on the script, there are literally lines like "A morsel of remorse."

We'll probably do the other chapter, which is shorter, in the next day or two.

 

[I-chi]

I cannot upvote you enough on this one, major kudos to this undertaking!

 

[Calling]

https://soundcloud.com/https%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fdanneh-devetah%2Ftowers-chapter-1 IIIIIIIIT'S DONE. Well, the first part of it.
So, we both think this sounds pretty alright, but neither of us actually know how to use audacity or anything, so, there is quite a bit of peaking for certain characters, but, other than that, pretty much everything can be blamed on the script, there are literally lines like "A morsel of remorse."

We'll probably do the other chapter, which is shorter, in the next day or two.

I get to experience the story without actually reading it now. Thank you for your sacrifice.

 

[Megahertz]

Holy shit, this exceptional individual literally just used stock assets from the engine.

Not one bone of originality. Or of effort, to boot.

The second I saw that "NEW GAME / CONTINUE / LOAD GAME / SHUT DOWN" default RPGmaker title screen, I knew Klace had immersed himself in Stock Asset Heaven. Popufurs never put effort into anything when they have their legions of followers to tell them that they're doing awwwwwright.

 

[A Random]

Considering how pathetic he is, can't we get some quote marks around his 'popular' trait? Clearly, he isn't.

 

[I-chi]

Considering how pathetic he is, can't we get some quote marks around his 'popular' trait? Clearly, he isn't.

Done and Done.

Edit: Also a Merry Christmas to everybody.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

So I actually stumbled across this game about two weeks ago and showed it to my friend for shits and giggles, suggesting we do a let's play of it. I figured it was just typical furry crap mixed with general weab stuff, both of which are things we find funny. Then I discovered this thread and I had no idea there was an actual rabbit hole to go down regarding this game and Klace. What is it with furries and constantly causing internet drama?

On that note, if my friend and I do decide to provide a let's play/commentary on Major/Minor, would you all be interested in me posting it here?

 

[I-chi]

So I actually stumbled across this game about two weeks ago and showed it to my friend for shits and giggles, suggesting we do a let's play of it. I figured it was just typical furry crap mixed with general weab stuff, both of which are things we find funny. Then I discovered this thread and I had no idea there was an actual rabbit hole to go down regarding this game and Klace. What is it with furries and constantly causing internet drama?

On that note, if my friend and I do decide to provide a let's play/commentary on Major/Minor, would you all be interested in me posting it here?

I'm all behind the idea of a LP with the only problem of course being that I don't have enough of a taste for alcohol to withstand the Demon Core levels of cringe contained within. If any of you troopers out there are feeling brave enough, post us the highlights reel.

 

[Foltest]

I am all for a LP of that crime against good taste.

 

[c-no]

I am all for a LP of that crime against good taste.

I feel like wanting to take that up since I downloaded the game from a link 8Chan's /furry/ provided. I may as well try and read all the stupid text to give you guys an idea of what goes on.

Edit: Decided to try. Need to find something besides print screen and paint to take screenshots. The LP may as well be in segments with a session reaching the save screen. Anyway, here is what I covered so far:

- Game opens up with a hyena(?) looking furry. Says some meta stuff about you existing in or between two worlds even though you were on a bullet train. Says the place is called "The Ark". Me wonders if Klace is going to be original or something and have him be called Noah but the weird Hyena guy says his name is not of importance so lets call him "Not Important".

- Name our hero. In this playthrough, I call him Cocksuk Dickpoop for shits n giggles since I can't take this thing seriously what with all its drama. Since the game doesn't show what we look like, lets just assume our protagonist an anthromorphic chimpanzee that isn't a neon green radioactive abomination like some sparkle dog. After this, Not Important says we will have our own destiny. I hope mine is to fight the lead OC of this game. Not Important did say the "universe will bend to -you-."

 

[ActualKiwi]

I feel like wanting to take that up since I downloaded the game from a link 8Chan's /furry/ provided. I may as well try and read all the stupid text to give you guys an idea of what goes on.

Edit: Decided to try. Need to find something besides print screen and paint to take screenshots. The LP may as well be in segments with a session reaching the save screen. Anyway, here is what I covered so far:

- Game opens up with a hyena(?) looking furry. Says some meta stuff about you existing in or between two worlds even though you were on a bullet train. Says the place is called "The Ark". Me wonders if Klace is going to be original or something and have him be called Noah but the weird Hyena guy says his name is not of importance so lets call him "Not Important".

- Name our hero. In this playthrough, I call him Cocksuk Dickpoop for shits n giggles since I can't take this thing seriously what with all its drama. Since the game doesn't show what we look like, lets just assume our protagonist an anthromorphic chimpanzee that isn't a neon green radioactive abomination like some sparkle dog. After this, Not Important says we will have our own destiny. I hope mine is to fight the lead OC of this game. Not Important did say the "universe will bend to -you-."

Could try using the Screen Snipping tool that comes with Windows- don't have to cycle shit through paint, just create a snip, select the area you want to capture, and save it.

 

[FluffedFerret]

Anything by Klace is shit.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Anything by Klace is shit.

@FluffedFerret Of course you and @ShavedSheep would know you deviant little furries

 

[ShavedSheep]

@FluffedFerret Of course you and @ShavedSheep would know you deviant little furries

didn't even fuck know who klace was and she remembered his fucking name from a screenshot


In other news the drunk let's play is still happening I'm just a liar and awful person and whatever but ittl be there soon

 

[chimpburgers]

@FluffedFerret Of course you and @ShavedSheep would know you deviant little furries

It's a furry necro. Lol.

 

[FluffedFerret]

didn't even fuck know who klace was and she remembered his fucking name from a screenshot


In other news the drunk let's play is still happening I'm just a liar and awful person and whatever but ittl be there soon

All it took was the slightest glance of that FurFag.