Ladies, do you fit Chris' sweetheat standards? -

[AtroposHeart]

I was looking at the list, and thinking even if a woman was really intersted in him, it was veery unlikely she would match up to his high standards

18 - [insert current age] Years Old
Boyfriend-Free
Blonde or Brunette
White
Pretty
Average or Slender Body Type
5' or Taller
No Smoking or Drinking
Lives in Charlottesville or Ruckersville Area
Has Own Car
Average to High Income
Happy, Positive, Caring

In other exchanges, Christian established a few more rules:
No Children from Previous Relationships[1]
No Autism (High-Functioning or Otherwise

I am poor, plus sized, and an aspie.
And of course I don't live in his area

How do you match up?

 

[The Joker]

Re: Ladies, do you feet Chris' sweetheat standards?

I made this in the old old forums...
Nope, I wlll never have my own adult autistic child as a heartsweet.

 

[QI 541]

Re: Ladies, do you feet Chris' sweetheat standards?

Hmm, I wonder how well Tomgirl Chris would meet those standards.

21-29 years old - No, 31
Cute, Beautiful, Pretty, or HOT - NO
Education: High School Graduate or Better - Yes
Not a SMOKER - Yes
Carefree/Lighthearted - Paranoid as hell
Moderate to Very Intelligent/Smart - HELL NO
Talkative/Outgoing/Not Shy/Good Self-Esteem - Yes. Way too much self-esteem.
Slim to Average body type (Under 170 pounds) - 216+ pounds and rising
Brunette or Blond hair - Yes
B-Cup size minimum - Yes
Clean - DIRTY CRAPPED PANTIES
Casual - Yes
Not Crazy or Abusive - Goes out dressed in skimpy clothes, pretends to dig up a dead dog and wear its skin as a coat, and then slaps her ass while proclaiming that she would like to fuck herself.
Make-up - Yes
Well-Informed/Expert in sex - No

Tomgirl Chris actually meets half of her own requirements.

 

[The Joker]

Re: Ladies, do you feet Chris' sweetheat standards?

216+ pounds and rising

He looks a LOT heavier than that now. I'd say 260lbs and up.

 

[cheersensei]

Re: Ladies, do you feet Chris' sweetheat standards?

21-29 years old - Getting nearer to the cut off point - 25
Cute, Beautiful, Pretty, or HOT - Nope.
Education: High School Graduate or Better - Yes
Not a SMOKER - Casually, usually after heavy drinking.
Carefree/Lighthearted - Meh...I'm usually pretty laid back.
Moderate to Very Intelligent/Smart - As in how...what?
Talkative/Outgoing/Not Shy/Good Self-Esteem - A bit shy, but open up when comfortable.
Slim to Average body type (Under 170 pounds) - NOPE. Landwhale here.
Brunette or Blond hair - Dirty blonde, but blonde none the less.
B-Cup size minimum - Currently a 44D.
Clean - I shower daily and put at least more than a minimal effort to keep my shower mildew free.
Casual - Define this.
Not Crazy or Abusive - I have a temper, but usually it's inner dialog.
Make-up - Rarely. I break out too easily.
Well-Informed/Expert in sex - Wouldn't consider myself an expert, but knowledgeable enough to know most things.

 

[Dollars2010]

Re: Ladies, do you feet Chris' sweetheat standards?

21-29 years old - 21.
Cute, Beautiful, Pretty, or HOT - Haha, I don't think so.
Education: High School Graduate or Better - Yup.
Not a SMOKER - Nah, I don't smoke. I drink occasionally though.
Carefree/Lighthearted - I'm pretty carefree I guess.
Moderate to Very Intelligent/Smart - Uh, sure?
Talkative/Outgoing/Not Shy/Good Self-Esteem - I don't have great self-esteem and I'm horribly shy.
Slim to Average body type (Under 170 pounds) - 160-ish.
Brunette or Blond hair - Brunette.
B-Cup size minimum -
Clean - I take showers regularly and enjoy cleaning.
Casual - Casual as in clothing or personality-wise?
Not Crazy or Abusive - Nah.
Make-up - Small amount.
Well-Informed/Expert in sex - Not an expert but yeah.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Re: Ladies, do you feet Chris' sweetheat standards?

>B-Cup size minimum

 

[Ace_Reloaded]

Re: Ladies, do you feet Chris' sweetheat standards?

21-29 years old - 24
Cute, Beautiful, Pretty, or HOT - None of the above
Education: High School Graduate or Better - Yes
Not a SMOKER - Never smoked
Carefree/Lighthearted - Usually
Moderate to Very Intelligent/Smart - Yes technically speaking
Talkative/Outgoing/Not Shy/Good Self-Esteem - My self-esteem is all right, but I'm shy and definitely not outgoing, SO.
Slim to Average body type (Under 170 pounds) - I'm an underweight 90 lb stick
Brunette or Blond hair - Brunette, currently dyed red. Not sure how Chris feels about redheads, although he seemed pretty into Jackie.
B-Cup size minimum - Hahahaha no. A-cup, if that.
Clean - I'm a packrat, but I shower regularly and never let my clutter grow into a hoard.
Casual - Fashion-wise, yeah, and I've got a laid back personality. I'm not sure what this question means though...because I've also got a strong sense of responsibility.
Not Crazy or Abusive - Again, pretty laid back.
Make-up - Only when cosplaying or going out to someplace super dressy
Well-Informed/Expert in sex - Well, I'm ace, so no. xDDD And I only cuddle girls when I do feel romantic. Even if I got a perfect score on everything else, Chris would never want me. He hates dem got-dang lezzie asexuals.

 

[The Joker]

Re: Ladies, do you feet Chris' sweetheat standards?

>B-Cup size minimum

Their breasts have to be bigger than his.

 

[Seahorses]

Re: Ladies, do you feet Chris' sweetheat standards?

When it comes to : "Cute, Beautiful, Pretty, or HOT" or "Slim to Average body type (Under 170 pounds)"

This is from my experience, but few, and I mean few girls nowadays have the confidence to see how pretty they are or can be. I find that a lot of girls have grown into this warped perception of themselves in which they are too ugly, or too fat, or too skinny. If you aren't at your ideal look, so what?

I don't mean to be rude, or point fingers. This is just from my experience with women.

And to keep this Chris related, if he was an actual man, not desperate, and had been with a real woman, he'd eliminate most of that superficial crap and add "confidence."

 

[Tim Buckley]

Re: Ladies, do you feet Chris' sweetheat standards?

21-29 years old - 21
Cute, Beautiful, Pretty, or HOT - Cute (in a subjetive way)
Education: High School Graduate or Better - Yes
Not a SMOKER - Never smoked
Carefree/Lighthearted - Pretending counts?
Moderate to Very Intelligent/Smart - Maybe.. yeah
Talkative/Outgoing/Not Shy/Good Self-Esteem - Again, pretending counts?
Slim to Average body type (Under 170 pounds) - 128 lbs
Brunette or Blond hair - Brunette
B-Cup size minimum - Less than cup A but sadly not completely plain
Clean - Yes
Casual - Yes
Not Crazy or Abusive - ??? I guess so
Make-up - No
Well-Informed/Expert in sex -Yes

Poor me, It seems I miss 1 of them (boobies!!!1), well I am a male dirty jerk troll anyway.

 

[pickleniggo]

Re: Ladies, do you feet Chris' sweetheat standards?

What the fuck does he mean by "casual" anyway? Is that a valid personality trait?
Anyway, apart from smoking, I do meet Chris' standards. But I would never, ever be his heartsweet. Too bad for you, Chris!

 

[CatParty]

Re: Ladies, do you feet Chris' sweetheat standards?

>B-Cup size minimum

Their breasts have to be bigger than his.

 

[Something Vague]

Re: Ladies, do you feet Chris' sweetheat standards?

18 - [insert current age] Years Old yes
Boyfriend-Free - NOPE
Blonde or Brunette - Yes
White - yes
Pretty - ummmm... I guess?
Average or Slender Body Type - would child-bearing hips be a turn-off for him?
5' or Taller - Yes
No Smoking or Drinking Yes
Lives in Charlottesville or Ruckersville Area - Never even been there
Has Own Car - I share mine with my brother technically
Average to High Income - I'm a poor college student
Happy, Positive, Caring - Yes and Dun is my witness

In other exchanges, Christian established a few more rules:
No Children from Previous Relationships - I'm 20 so I hope not!
No Autism (High-Functioning or Otherwise) - Unfortunately, I have autism

So yeah... I'm not boyfriend-free (for those noobs that don't know, Dunsparce is the lucky guy and we met here of all places) and have autism. I would be a terrible sweetheart for Chris. Now, Dun on the other hand...

 

[Tim Buckley]

Re: Ladies, do you feet Chris' sweetheat standards?

What the fuck does he mean by "casual" anyway? Is that a valid personality trait?
Anyway, apart from smoking, I do meet Chris' standards. But I would never, ever be his heartsweet. Too bad for you, Chris!

casual just means casual, like dressing and acting casual instead of "fancy", "glamorous", etc.

 

[random_pickle]

Re: Ladies, do you feet Chris' sweetheat standards?

I still find it stupid how having Autism is a deal-breaker. :x

I fit most of the requirements except for a job, a car, and not being a slow-in-da-mind.

 

[Something Vague]

Re: Ladies, do you feet Chris' sweetheat standards?

I think autism being a deal-breaker has to do with Crystal not turning out autistic, or at least decreasing the likelihood that she will be.

It is stupid, I agree.

 

[The Joker]

Re: Ladies, do you feet Chris' sweetheat standards?

What the fuck does he mean by "casual" anyway? Is that a valid personality trait?
Anyway, apart from smoking, I do meet Chris' standards. But I would never, ever be his heartsweet. Too bad for you, Chris!

casual just means casual, like dressing and acting casual instead of "fancy", "glamorous", etc.

He wants a younger Barb. :?

 

[Trombonista]

Re: Ladies, do you feet Chris' sweetheat standards?

Let's see:

21 to 29-years old: 24.
Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, or HOT: I consider myself to be kinda cute, so I guess I meet this one too.
Education: High School Graduate and/or Better: College graduate.
NOT A Smoker: Even if I didn't have asthma, I wouldn't smoke.
Carefree/Light-Hearted: Occasionally. Do I get half-credit?
Moderate to Very Intelligent/Smart (Not Ditzy): Unfortunately, I've learned that intelligence and ditziness are not mutually exclusive.
Talkative/Outgoing/Not Shy/Good Self-Esteem: Kinda shy.
Slim to Average body type (under 170 lbs): While I was 2 pounds overweight the last time I weighed myself, I'm much less than 170 lbs (and I might be losing weight).
Between 4 feet, 10 inches and 5 feet 10 inches: 5'2''.
Brunette or Blonde hair: Brunette.
B-Cup size minimum: G-Cup .
Clean: I shower more than you do, Chris.
Casual: Totally.
Not Crazy or Abusive: Not abusive, but I think I'm a bit odd. Then again, Chris outcrazies 95% of the forum members...
Make-Up Optional: Oh thank goodness.
Well-Informed to Expert in sex: I'd like to consider myself more knowledgeable than Chris (aside from the fact that he's had sex and I haven't).

This is all kind of moot, though, since I live in a different time zone than Chris.

 

[Tim Buckley]

Re: Ladies, do you feet Chris' sweetheat standards?

I still find it stupid how having Autism is a deal-breaker. :x

I fit most of the requirements except for a job, a car, and not being a slow-in-da-mind.

Maybe because usually its a factor that prevents people from having jobs, cars, getting laid, etc.
Chris can't accept his own failures, why would he accept the ones of others, deep inside Chris dislikes autism.

What the fuck does he mean by "casual" anyway? Is that a valid personality trait?
Anyway, apart from smoking, I do meet Chris' standards. But I would never, ever be his heartsweet. Too bad for you, Chris!

casual just means casual, like dressing and acting casual instead of "fancy", "glamorous", etc.

He wants a younger Barb. :?

I always had the impression he wants to be Barb.