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حلال LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / Hazza Jermface / erajermfaceBig titty trollshielding brony with a Jontron fetish, NOT a nymphomaniac bunny boiler

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would you sniff lagoona's pony panties?

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  1. No because we deal in facts. Screenshots, videos. Evidence. If someone posted tabloid style bullshit with no evidence about a cow they'd me mocked mercilessly at best. Mocked mercilessly, and banned being more likely.
     
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  2. So that means wikipedia and by extension internet news outlets are tabloids?
     
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  3. This thread makes me greatful for not halaling
     
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  4. Edited because I am a hapless fucking sped who can't keep track of tabs.

    How long do we think this DFE stint will last? I give it a week tops. I miss her smell of desperation in Chris' mentions already.
     
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  5. I don't think her digital detox will last. How else will she sexually pursue thirsty autists for attention? If it wasn't for social media allowing for fellow pony fanatics to find each other she would most likely still be a kissless virgin.
     
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  6. It's Scotland. Someone would have gotten drunk enough.
     
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  7. Let’s hope the Sandeman doesn’t host brony nights.
     
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  8. As others have stated, her past posts, in hindsight, are way too much.
     
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  9. It's true what they say.

    Hindsight is 20/20.
     
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  10. She lives in Ohio? I thought she lived in the UK.
     
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  11. Our Little Goony lives in Scotland. That was someone she was talking about, in the quote, that lives in Ohio.
     
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  12. She does.

    I think it's the 'she still lives there?' part. As in why the fuck is Goons still living in Perth when most kids tend to fuck off to greener pastures in Edinburgh or even one of the larger cities in England.
     
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  13. Glasgow’s also an excellent choice.
    It’s full of chill party animals and hip restaurants :like:

    Though I doubt she’s the clubbing type..
     
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  14. Harriet lives in Perth because she is a womanchild who is content with being supported by her parents.
     
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  15. Oh come on, this is an easy answer, and it is autism. Her autism prevents her from moving to better places, not that I had high hopes for her anyways.
     
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  16. Oh please....autism isn't a catch-all excuse for why someone failed in life. Stop giving these speds an out....

    Also, is anyone else excited to be able to read the assigned male thread now that it's gonna be about the creator and his comic and NOT about some mentally exceptional kid with sad tits and their severe desperation for attention? I stopped visiting that thread bc every third post was Flapjack Tits screeching about how evil Guillaume was for ....idk, like calling attention to their stupidity? IDK, I just remember that exceptional individual screaming "ME ME, THIS THREAD IS ALL ABOUT ME AND HOW SOPHIE WRONGED ME SOMEONE PLS PITY ME AND TELL ME I'M GREAT HELLO?? SOMEONE PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME I'M THE REAL STAR HERE BC I WAS SO STRONG WHEN SOPHIE SAID MEAN BUT TRUE THINGS ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

    Wish it hadn't taken so long for this to happen, but I'm happy just knowing it finally did
     
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  17. Presented without comment.
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  18. Oh no, Goons isn't singing again is she?
     
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  19. No it's even better
     
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  20. The hero we need.
     
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