حلال LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony - Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and hates children

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BILLY MAYS

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HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A CONTENT DUMP

I'm dumping unedited chatlogs from the r/assignedmale discord server's NSFW channel. Be warned, logs may contain explicit images.
http://archive.li/xG55f (archive)

And now for my personal highlights:
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@LagoonaBlue tries it: Responding to criticism
[9:52 PM] MonsterMunch: https://flowery-jontron-smut.tumblr.com/post/162335684796/jon-x-reader-lingerie-shop
[9:52 PM] MonsterMunch: i am going to hell
[9:52 PM] Deleted User: Niiiiiiiiice
[9:52 PM] MonsterMunch: just
[9:52 PM] MonsterMunch: just read it
[9:54 PM] Deleted User: ;-;-;-;-p-;
[9:56 PM] MonsterMunch: what
[9:57 PM] MonsterMunch: is it bad
[9:57 PM] Deleted User: nani
[9:58 PM] MonsterMunch: my fanfic, is it bad
[10:00 PM] Deleted User: idk i didnt read it
[10:00 PM] Deleted User: did u want me to
[10:00 PM] MonsterMunch: can i patwe it in here
[10:00 PM] MonsterMunch: is smut
[10:00 PM] MonsterMunch: paste
[10:01 PM] Deleted User: more like a fuckboy
[10:01 PM] MonsterMunch: pls
[10:01 PM] Deleted User: lingerie is for taking off you mong
[10:02 PM] Deleted User: thats the point of it
[10:02 PM] MonsterMunch: erm no
[10:02 PM] Deleted User: bras are for pushing up breasts
[10:02 PM] Deleted User: IM VERY CONFUSED AT THIS NOW
[10:02 PM] Deleted User: Mama mia
[10:02 PM] MonsterMunch: IT IS JUST
[10:02 PM] MonsterMunch: ABOUT
[10:02 PM] MonsterMunch: PUBLIC SEX
[10:02 PM] MonsterMunch: THAT IS THE GIST OF IT
[10:02 PM] Deleted User: That's a spicy meatball
[10:02 PM] Deleted User: ITS ABOUT WOMENS FASHION DONT LIE
[10:02 PM] MonsterMunch: NO
[10:02 PM] Deleted User: IT IS
[10:02 PM] MonsterMunch: DUDE DO YOU REALLY THINK I LIKE GETTING UNDRESSED
[10:02 PM] MonsterMunch: NO
[10:02 PM] Deleted User: LINGERIE IS FOR UNDRESSING
[10:02 PM] MonsterMunch: I DO NOT LIKE SHOWING BOB AND VAGENE
[10:03 PM] MonsterMunch: I HAVE TO KEEP MY BRA ON DURING SEX
[10:03 PM] Deleted User: THIS IS THE POINT OF SPECIFICALLY LINGERIE
[10:03 PM] Deleted User: WHY
[10:03 PM] MonsterMunch: OR MY TITS SLIDE
[10:03 PM] Deleted User: OH GOD
[10:03 PM] MonsterMunch: TRY HAVING HH TITS
[10:03 PM] Deleted User: I HAVE ZZ TITS
[10:03 PM] Deleted User: BUT NAVAL ZZ
[10:03 PM] MonsterMunch: GOOD FOR YOU
[10:03 PM] Deleted User: WHICH MEANS LITERALLY FIRST LOCK
[10:03 PM] Deleted User: I have ZZ Tops
[10:03 PM] Deleted User: ITS THE SMALLEST
[10:03 PM] MonsterMunch: I HAVE FUCKING MELONS
[10:03 PM] Deleted User: CUT THEM OFF
[10:03 PM] MonsterMunch: AND THEY ARE BIG AND HEAVY AND I NEED TO WEAR S BRA
[10:03 PM] MonsterMunch: NO
[10:03 PM] MonsterMunch: I CANNOT
[10:03 PM] MonsterMunch: BECAUSE MEN LIKE THEM
[10:03 PM] Deleted User: ANYWAYS THIS IS THE ISSUE WITH LINGERIE IN THE STORY
[10:04 PM] Deleted User: WHICH IS THE TOPIC OF DISCUSSION NOT UR TATAS
[10:04 PM] MonsterMunch: THAT IS NOT THE POINT THE POINT IS I WANT TO HAVE PUBLIC SEX WITH JONTRON
[10:04 PM] Deleted User: TALK ABOUT UR TATAS WHEN IM NOT TRYING ON 5 BRAS
[10:04 PM] Deleted User: also jon should know that women take their... underwear very seriously
[10:04 PM] Deleted User: especially when they plan on showing it off
[10:04 PM] MonsterMunch: lol how so
[10:04 PM] Deleted User: even i know this
[10:04 PM] MonsterMunch: Jon's the one buying it


[10:11 PM] Deleted User: anyways @MonsterMunch yes im aware that lingerie is higher quality and all that nonsense
[10:11 PM] Deleted User: BUT ITS FOR SHOWING OFF THATS MY FUCKIN POINT
[10:12 PM] Deleted User: THIS STORY IS ABOUT PUBLIC SEX WITH SOMEONE YOU ARENT IN A ROMANTIC RELATINSHIP WITH
[10:12 PM] Deleted User: its smutty
[10:12 PM] Deleted User: and obviously one that doesnt care what you wear but he does
[10:12 PM] Deleted User: god dammit
[10:12 PM] Deleted User: i just read the part where hes grinding
[10:12 PM] Deleted User: i love doing that
[10:13 PM] Deleted User: Well, back to the ol' grind
[10:13 PM] Deleted User: -Spongebob
[10:13 PM] Deleted User: @MonsterMunch in all honesty i thinkt he main problem is that youre not describing how your body looks and feels
[10:13 PM] Deleted User: id love it more if he brushed against ur nipples and you felt a chill go down your spine and stop inside your thigh
[10:14 PM] Deleted User: this is the kind of stimulation that benefits me, the reader
[10:14 PM] MonsterMunch: but is any of it any good
[10:14 PM] Deleted User: yes
[10:14 PM] Deleted User: its missing the point of it being an erotica
[10:14 PM] Deleted User: so no
[10:14 PM] MonsterMunch: it's not an erotica
[10:14 PM] MonsterMunch: fml
[10:14 PM] Deleted User: THEN MAKE IT ONE
[10:14 PM] MonsterMunch: IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE
[10:14 PM] Deleted User: DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIT
[10:14 PM] MonsterMunch: IT'S SMUT FOR THE SAKE OF BEING SMUT
[10:15 PM] Deleted User: i dont wanna read about smut unless my dick hard
[10:15 PM] MonsterMunch: IT HAS GIVEN 2 MEN A BONER
[10:15 PM] Deleted User: but im reading a story and imagining everything thats sexual about it
[10:15 PM] Deleted User: so im giving myself an erection
[10:15 PM] MonsterMunch: THAT IS 2 MEN THAT ARE NOT YOU
[10:15 PM] Deleted User: THOSE 2 MEN WANT TO FUCK YOU
[10:15 PM] MonsterMunch: NO
[10:15 PM] Deleted User: I AM TOO EXPERIENCED FOR THIS
[10:15 PM] Deleted User: I MUST HAVE QUALITY
[10:15 PM] MonsterMunch: ACTUALLY
[10:15 PM] MonsterMunch: THEY DON'T
[10:15 PM] Deleted User: BODIEEEEEEED
[10:15 PM] Deleted User: tell them to read some real erotica then idk
[10:15 PM] Deleted User: im so used to david north
[10:15 PM] MonsterMunch: NO BUT DOES IT READ COHERENTLY
[10:16 PM] Deleted User: KINDA
[10:16 PM] Deleted User: THATS KIND OF THE ISSUE
[10:16 PM] Deleted User: THERES NO DETAIL
[10:16 PM] MonsterMunch: dude you do know I have a BA(Hons) in literature right?
[10:16 PM] Deleted User: apparently you need to go back to school
[10:16 PM] MonsterMunch: no i don't?
[10:16 PM] Deleted User: WRITE BETTER THEN
[10:16 PM] MonsterMunch: My uni lecturer liked it.
[10:16 PM] Deleted User: IM TELLING U WHATS WRONG WITH IT
[10:16 PM] Deleted User: BUT UR MAKING EXCUSES
[10:17 PM] MonsterMunch: I can't tell whether you're shitposting or genuinely being an asshole.
[10:17 PM] Deleted User: its critique
[10:17 PM] Deleted User: if thats being an asshole then i dont wanna be a dick
[10:17 PM] MonsterMunch: That is not critique you've been nothing but rude.
[10:17 PM] Deleted User: or somethiing
[10:17 PM] Deleted User: idk maybe im rude when i do that
[10:17 PM] Deleted User: IT CAN BE FIXED
[10:17 PM] MonsterMunch: Yeah telling someone their work flat out sucks
[10:17 PM] MonsterMunch: it rude
[10:17 PM] Deleted User: no
[10:17 PM] Deleted User: im saying what needs to be improved
[10:17 PM] MonsterMunch: You have not listed anything positive.
[10:17 PM] Deleted User: SHOULD I
[10:18 PM] Deleted User: whats the use of the positives
[10:18 PM] MonsterMunch: Yes.
[10:18 PM] Deleted User: what would you gain from me listing what doesnt need to be changed
[10:18 PM] MonsterMunch: well it would stop me from crying
[10:18 PM] MonsterMunch: Face it, you made a woman cry.
[10:18 PM] Deleted User: aw
[10:18 PM] Deleted User: i apologize
[10:18 PM] Deleted User: here, let me list the positives
[10:18 PM] MonsterMunch: Not falling for it.
[10:18 PM] Deleted User: its a decent plot
[10:18 PM] Deleted User: ill give it that. with a bit of adjustment it will be primo shit
[10:19 PM] Deleted User: its a good framework
[10:19 PM] Deleted User: now it just needs to be fleshed out
[10:19 PM] MonsterMunch: You do know Fanny Hill was one of my inspirations for writing smut
[10:19 PM] Deleted User: idk fanny hill
[10:19 PM] MonsterMunch: well you should
[10:19 PM] Deleted User: ok
[10:19 PM] MonsterMunch: go read it
[10:20 PM] Deleted User: god dammit
[10:20 PM] Deleted User: ok heres what i suggest
this is important
[10:20 PM] MonsterMunch: k
[10:20 PM] Deleted User: when you describe a physical interaction, describe how it feels
[10:20 PM] Deleted User: somewhere near the beginning you need to outline the models
[10:20 PM] Deleted User: breast size, what theyre wearing, that kinda thing
[10:21 PM] MonsterMunch: Do you even know how character x reader works?
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Ido

Discord Dominatrix
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Real person fanfiction is just so fucking creepy and I'll never get over her writing it about JonTron. She likes Rick from rick and morty right? Like imo that's weird af but at least he isn't real... I'm sure if JonTron ever found her fic he'd at least be slightly uncomfortable even if he took it in stride. I hope he never does find it though.
 

The Littlest Shitlord

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White belt so it's a recent thing.

This is seriously for Kiwi defence. :story:
Quite possibly. It wouldn't actually surprise me at all if she got internet lumberjack'ed a while back due to telling her family and police exaggerated stories of how dangerous Kiwi Farms is to try to get them to help her... and got forced off the net and into karate classes. That would be an amazing backfire.
 

CWCissey

Charming Man
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Quite possibly. It wouldn't actually surprise me at all if she got internet lumberjack'ed a while back due to telling her family and police exaggerated stories of how dangerous Kiwi Farms is to try to get them to help her... and got forced off the net and into karate classes. That would be an amazing backfire.
Looks more like a Tae-kwon Do stance if I'm honest.

But Martial Arts anyway.
 

Lez

KF's Token Heterosexual
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Quite possibly. It wouldn't actually surprise me at all if she got internet lumberjack'ed a while back due to telling her family and police exaggerated stories of how dangerous Kiwi Farms is to try to get them to help her... and got forced off the net and into karate classes. That would be an amazing backfire.
I wasn't sure at first it was her, but she actually remade her twitter in Dec/Jan, which is about the time she 'disappeared' from the webs. She had the common sense to lock it after a while. Kind of wish I thought to take more screengrabs at the time, but she wasn't posting anything particularly interesting. She wasn't too active on it.


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The Crow

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Quite possibly. It wouldn't actually surprise me at all if she got internet lumberjack'ed a while back due to telling her family and police exaggerated stories of how dangerous Kiwi Farms is to try to get them to help her... and got forced off the net and into karate classes. That would be an amazing backfire.
This seems to be the case, more than likely. We all know she, by herself, doesn't have the sense to stay away from drama.
 

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