حلال LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony - Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and hates children

would you sniff lagoona's pony panties?

  • Yes

  • No


Results are only viewable after voting.

Adamska

Last Gunman
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Holy shit, her hissy fit over getting critique. Dude was nice enough to read your garbage, be grateful that you're getting feedback at all.
How in the fuck did she get a BA if she melts down into tears the moment she gets acid salt poured all over her sub-par work? Is it because getting those 40s or 50s there are like the same grade number in the US? Beginning to suspect that's the case tbh.
 

Second_Missing_Primarch

Hydra Dominatus!
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Harriet: "I'm constantly writing. At the moment I'm writing a story which I want to get published. As a literature student, I sort of know what it takes to make a good book."

And yet she can't take any criticism of her work, and what we have seen of her output suggests that she is, in fact, a pretty shit writer despite her education. I guess that was a waste of a degree, Harriet.
 

Hellfire

Sugar Cubes
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net


@hood LOLCOW had little commentary for this section, but there is quite a bit there just on the surface level. Her new mortal enemy "Sauer the Kraut" said he had been part of a disruption of a German language subreddit, then typed in German a short while later. Harriet immediately accused him of being Julian, which is a German brony she used to talk to/was dating. She then encourages these random people to dox Julian and go apologize to him for her, and says Julian has his address on his Twitter, because he once posted a photo of a package years ago which had his address visible.

Back in 2012 Harriet was edating a brony and dumped him because he drew "clop" of Rarity.
View attachment 619012
Around 2013 she started edating another brony, this one was from California. This relationship ended up imploding around December 2013 or early 2014.
View attachment 619013
View attachment 619014
View attachment 619015
View attachment 619016
View attachment 619017
Harriet started dating another brony, Craig the Cuck aka AurumNoble/AurumPunzel, in 2014, and he ended up claiming he is asexual, and Harriet took that as an opportunity to go on the prowl for more brony dick.
View attachment 619026
By July 2015 or earlier she was regularly cucking Craig with a Scottish brony Rob aka OfficialFrube94 https://archive.fo/rMQ6D
View attachment 619022
View attachment 619020
View attachment 619021
Rob may have been the "date" who saw her phone full of clop and dick pics. https://archive.li/3zRDL
View attachment 619024

Not content with the Cuck and Rob, Harriet looked for more bronies to fuck, and you may have noted she said her relationship with Julian (Karon_Sp/KaronTheMage, the German brony) ended because a friend stole from him. That 'friend' was Damon Kropp aka Internianer, another German brony and furry porn/clop artist known for drawing "horse porn." I believe the Cuck is the first one who met him, and Damon and Julian ended up becoming friends and more with Harriet over the years.

Near the end of June 2015 there was some kind of drama where Harriet was supposedly contemplating suicide because of Damon and tried to get people to shun him for being a sexist coward, and Julian later replied and said he and Harriet had Skyped once and Harriet asked him to "whip out" his dick. Whatever that drama was between them did not last long and they met up with them in person a few months later.
View attachment 619028
Recently Harriet denied ever cheating on the Cuck, that may technically be true, but she sure did attempt to do so with Damon. The Cuck and Harriet were going to go to Germany in 2015 to see the German bronies and Harriet began making plans behind the Cuck's back to fuck Damon, who was 17 at the time and just turned 18 shortly before the planned visit. Damon found out that The Cuck was unaware of Harriet's plan, and was uncomfortable with it and told her no. The Cuck found out and insisted and gave Damon "permission" to cuck him. One of Damon's friends ended up being called a "tranny" by The Cuck after they had been confronting Harriet about what she had planned, and The Cuck ended up cucking out and apologizing.
View attachment 619038
View attachment 619044
View attachment 619046
View attachment 619036
View attachment 619045
All the drama went away and their planned trip to Germany did take place. Harriet did go through with cucking The Cuck with Damon, and they met up with Julian and at least one other Germany brony.
https://archive.fo/vW3H6
View attachment 619048
https://archive.fo/Bs5PV
View attachment 619047
https://archive.li/FWsW3
View attachment 619049
While on vacation to Germany, getting cucked by at least Damon, the fucking Cuck tweeted at Rob to tell him Harriet misses him.
View attachment 619052
https://archive.fo/QTtEc
View attachment 619051
https://archive.fo/DKjT4
View attachment 619053
https://archive.fo/mshAg
View attachment 619054
https://archive.fo/3rbfC
View attachment 619019
Julian may have also fucked her, or at least knows what her "boobs are like irl" https://archive.fo/K7TQm
View attachment 619062
https://archive.fo/mITDF https://archive.fo/mITDF
View attachment 619018
https://archive.fo/LKLUj
View attachment 619077
https://archive.fo/sOCq6
View attachment 619079
https://archive.fo/Y87MB
View attachment 619080
https://archive.fo/llJ5w
View attachment 619081
They went back to Germany in 2016 and met up with Damon and Julian again.
https://archive.fo/SF2Bb
View attachment 619073
https://archive.fo/hOjEy
View attachment 619074
https://archive.fo/DIcS7
View attachment 619076
https://archive.fo/BVBV5
View attachment 619075
https://archive.fo/0l131
View attachment 619078
Shortly after their visit, Damon decided to steal £600 of computer stuff from Julian. Harriet warned Julian that Damon's "sheeple" would harass her just like they did to her and The Cuck (possibly referring to when Damon's friends confronted her over her plans to fuck him), Julian said he wasn't scared of "furrytrash." Harriet, who had complimented Damon's hair a year prior, now said he looked like the offspring of a neckbeard and SJW.
View attachment 619055
Damon ended up blocking her, and in December 2016 she tweeted into the void and asked if someone could tell him that she still cared about him.
View attachment 619066
A few weeks later, Damon was now "literal trash" and Harriet was angry about the way he had treated her, The Cuck, and others.
View attachment 619068
Harriet seems to have started edating Julian and made plans to fly to Germany and see him in January 2017, and something happened to make him "hate" her and stop being her boyfriend the day after she had booked the flight.
View attachment 619069
View attachment 619070
She tried to talk to him with her pony RP account on February 4th, 2017 and was told to fuck off. He stopped tweeting at her until May 2017, and then made his final tweets to her in June 2017.
View attachment 619072
Earlier this year she hoped Chris would cross paths with Damon if Chris somehow got to Germany's MLP con.
View attachment 619065
As seen in the quoted post above, we have previously explored some of her relationship drama with bronies and her cucking of Craig. Damon Kropp aka Internetianer, the German teenage porn artist Harriet planned to fuck behind Craig's back, has resurfaced on Twitter as a turbo weeb, https://archive.li/cYoF2

Tweets between Damon and Harriet look to start in July 2013 and continue up until September 2016 (when Damon stole from Julian and their friendship ended), and over the years Harriet had gone to Germany to meet/fuck him twice.

In early May 2014, there was drama where someone broke their promise to Harriet by looking at "clop" because Damon sent it to him and she was blaming Damon.
1559261742841.png
1559261806493.png
1559261845124.png
1559261917492.png
1559261958940.png
That drama came and went and soon after Harriet requested Damon to draw her ponysona, Munchy. https://archive.fo/2MYHg http://archive.fo/37X8F https://archive.li/dENGb
1559262091742.png
1559262200892.png
1559262177487.png
Harriet asked Damon to draw porn of Munchy, which he found hypocritical since she had just sperged out over someone looking at clop. https://archive.li/OXpWZ http://archive.li/wZZUD
1559262710726.png
1559262648046.png
1559262403839.png
1559262749432.png
It looks like she may have asked him about it a while later.
1559262980977.png

1559264718593.png
Harriet sperged out over someone looking at clop again it looks like.
1559263245776.png
1559263444554.png

1559263581926.png

1559263617802.png
http://archive.fo/2w2nB http://archive.fo/3zHoi
1559263664516.png
Around a year later Harriet may have still been trying to get "clop" of Munchy. http://archive.fo/Ukd5G (Thankfully I don't know if this exists as the porn tumblr he sent to Harriet has been nuked)
1559263816557.png
Apparently The Cuck had met Damon previously, so he would have been 16 or younger then. http://archive.fo/fjV7b http://archive.fo/3Y8Nb
1559264034979.png
1559264118971.png

1559264440442.png

1559264342690.png
1559264387790.png
1559264617415.png
Harriet supposedly had a sex dream about Damon https://archive.fo/GNM3p http://archive.fo/yWuAx
1559264686346.png
This takes us to July 2015 when Harriet had been planning to cheat on The Cuck with Damon when they went to Germany. Damon was uncomfortable with this because The Cuck was unaware. In the previous post we saw that Damon's friends had came to his defense, leading to The Cuck calling one out as a "tranny." . Damon had stopped tweeting at Harriet in late June.
1559265640954.png
Leading up to the fight we find Damon openly talking about his "crush" on another female Twitter brony he was doing Skype calls with, Harriet was likely very upset as he made artwork of them, put it as his phone background, etc. and this would prove to be a powderkeg.
1559265484329.png
1559265537229.png
1559265741351.png
1559265799017.png
1559265976330.png
1559265994023.png
1559266092693.png
The "MLP_Feral" may be a Harriet-esque brony whore with "a lot of exes." No clue what was going on here but she got called out by one of the exes and Damon chimped out.
778619

778617

778620

This was the perfect opportunity and Harriet swooped into the drama.
778625

Harriet was being a "bitch" to MLP_Feral and Damon said Harriet "really just wanted to fuck me :u" http://archive.li/VQVOQ
778646

Damon likely had blocked Harriet after her cheating scheme was exposed. Turns out Harriet had made a "Howard"/"fat_arsch" sockpuppet account in early July to block evade and immediately was tweeting at him while pretending to be a random male fan that just made a Twitter account. http://archive.li/mdQCG http://archive.fo/w5FBB
1559272713049.png
1559269805668.png
1559269833601.png
1559269900488.png
1559269931566.png
1559270007942.png
1559270087051.png
1559270149906.png
1559270168655.png
1559270188840.png
1559270248510.png
1559270341484.png
1559270373682.png
Of course she started following Damon's new Twitter girlfriend and somehow random fan Howard knew that Damon had no money.
1559270434407.png
1559270466864.png
1559270490464.png
1559270544162.png
As "Howard," she DM'd Damon's friends to try to social engineer them against him by claiming that Damon had sent people nudes of one of his exes without consent.
778690

778691

778694

778696

778697

778736

778738

778740

After a now-banned account mentioned her in some fashion prompting a response from Damon, Harriet used her ponysone account MLP_Munchy to talk to him. https://archive.fo/WAb1r
778579

1559267026794.png
1559267077254.png
1559267050781.png
Damon managed to piss off MLP_Feral with his porn addiction during this drama.
1559267589131.png
1559267613851.png
1559267633965.png

1559267765339.png
Jose is the American brony she had been edating prior to The Cuck. https://archive.li/uqkII
778790

The fight continued the next day and Damon called The Cuck a "cunt" for calling one of his friends a "tranny." http://archive.li/XBLiM
778677

"he can honestly go fuck himself along with Harriet. Spreading lies is really low." http://archive.fo/F0ZUC
778682

778686


1559270962052.png
Harriet deactivated "Howard" during the fight, and I'm not sure if there's any information remaining about how it happened but about a month later Damon started tweeting at Harriet again and was planning to meet up with them when they came to Germany.
1559271347235.png
After fucking Damon while in Germany, Harriet reactivated "Howard" and let the world know of her cunning ruse, and admitted she had made the account to "keep tabs" on Damon after they had "fallen out" over her plans to cuck The Cuck.
1559271403503.png
1559271505417.png
http://archive.fo/V3jQl http://archive.fo/2aN6S http://archive.fo/zffoI
778960


778956


778961

Not sure what this drama is about.
1559271692211.png
"Howard" was used again in January 2016 after Harriet managed to piss off another one of her friends, using both it and MLP_Munchy to try to reason with them.
1559271966277.png
Harriet and The Cuck visited Germany and saw Damon again in 2016. Shortly after their visit Damon had stolen from Julian and Damon had blocked them all. Harriet used "Howard" to try and get Damon to unblock her and The Cuck. http://archive.fo/1uKEA http://archive.fo/I93j5
1559272047373.png
1559272086757.png
1559272112090.png
After that there was a Liquid Craig saga where someone took his old account name and Harriet threatened to go to the police if it was Damon behind it.
"Surrender it now" http://archive.fo/PRege http://archive.li/fVLxz http://archive.fo/ckOap http://archive.fo/7HbMy http://archive.fo/Sutt8
1559272841591.png
1559272648221.png
1559273174382.png

1559272321948.png

1559272307056.png

1559273234533.png
1559273250974.png

1559272364973.png

1559272482774.png

1559273035146.png
1559273077685.png

1559272911888.png
778895

778899

"Howard" was used one more time when another one of the German bronies named "starweardo" pissed her off. http://archive.fo/76Dbr
1559273464234.png
 
Last edited:

chekovia

There's no aphrodisiac like lonliness
kiwifarms.net
I think I said before, she wanted me to join her in skyping during the whole autphag saga
I had to google what MLP Clop is. I really regret doing that. :'( :cryblood:
It truly puts her troll-shielding over autphag into perspective, doesn't it?


I guess I won't, then.
DON'T
We've lost a lot of good kiwis to degeneracy. I won't lose you too....
 

About Us

The Kiwi Farms is about eccentric individuals and communities on the Internet. We call them lolcows because they can be milked for amusement or laughs. Our community is bizarrely diverse and spectators are encouraged to join the discussion.

We do not place intrusive ads, host malware, sell data, or run crypto miners with your browser. If you experience these things, you have a virus. If your malware system says otherwise, it is faulty.

Supporting the Forum

How to Help

The Kiwi Farms is constantly attacked by insane people and very expensive to run. It would not be here without community support.

BTC: 1DgS5RfHw7xA82Yxa5BtgZL65ngwSk6bmm
ETH: 0xc1071c60Ae27C8CC3c834E11289205f8F9C78CA5
BAT: 0xc1071c60Ae27C8CC3c834E11289205f8F9C78CA5
LTC: LSZsFCLUreXAZ9oyc9JRUiRwbhkLCsFi4q
XMR: 438fUMciiahbYemDyww6afT1atgqK3tSTX25SEmYknpmenTR6wvXDMeco1ThX2E8gBQgm9eKd1KAtEQvKzNMFrmjJJpiino