Surgery landPhil loses his spicy meatballs -

[holy buttocks]

Also, Phil involves a poor doctor who probably didn't want to be fetishized for being Latino.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

Optimistic.

 

[Bassomatic]

tl;dr

Phil lied about having his balls off, hid in a motel with tard bux and stole from a church for food.

 

[Ray Streip]

Him and that fucking retarded fictitious country of his.

 

[VLAD]

Has Dr. Garcia succeeded in installing the scrotal microchip sent to him by Seal Team CIS? I guess we'll know once Landphil pops up on our bi-hourly surveillance scans.

He can waddle, but he can't hide.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Pics or it never happened.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"Brotesters."

By the way, how much do you think Phil weighs, based on that pic?

 

[Ruin]

You can't be approved for GRS unless you have been on HRT for at least a year according to the WPATH standards of transgender care.

Tl'dr Phil is a liar because he's not on hrt.

 

[Ravenor]

There is no way in hell he has had the spuds removed.

This is the Doctor he's claiming to have used http://profiles.ucsf.edu/maurice.garcia
Edit 2: https://urology.ucsf.edu/people/maurice-garcia

 

[niggers]

i'm sure the good doctor wanted a stock photo of himself with the caption "LATINO TESTICLES DESTROYER" beneath it

 

[The Giver]

Bullshit

 

[Ravenor]

Supposedly the good doctor is a specialist in:

• Bladder Surgery
• Complex Penile Surgery
• Cystometry
• Cystourethroscopy and Transurethral Resection of Bladder Neck
• Kidney Stone Removal (Percutaneous Nephrostolithotomy, PCNL)
• Lithotripsy
• Orchiectomy
• Penile Implants
• Peyronie's Disease Injection Therapy
• TURP (Transurethral Resection of Prostate) or Laser Destruction of Prostate
• Urethral Dilation
• Urinary Stone Removal (Litholapaxy)
• Uroflowmetry
• Wound Repair

However most of his work seems to be either to treat medical problems relating to sexual health or other mens problems and cancers.

• Balanoposthitis
• Bedwetting
• Bladder Atony
• Bladder Cancer
• Bladder Diseases
• Bladder Diverticulum
• Bladder Infection
• Bladder Stones
• Blood in Semen (Hematospermia)
• Blood in Urine (Hematuria)
• Cancer
• Chronic Kidney Diseases
• Elevated PSA (Prostate Specific Antigen)
• End-Stage Renal Disease
• Enlarged Prostate (BPH)
• Erectile Dysfunction
• HIV (Human Immunodeficiency Virus)
• Hydronephrosis
• Kidney Stones
• Male Infertility
• Neurogenic Bladder
• Nighttime Urination (Nocturia)
• Overactive Bladder
• Painful Urination (Dysuria)
• Peyronie's Disease
• Polyuria
• Prostate Cancer
• Prostatitis
• Renal (Kidney) Cancer
• Sexual Dysfunction

• Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs)
• Testicular Atrophy
• Testicular Dysfunction
• Undescended Testicles
• Ureteral Stones
• Ureteral Stricture or Kinking
• Urethral Stricture
• Urinary Disorders
• Urinary Hesitancy
• Urinary Incontinence
• Urinary Stones
• Urinary Tract Infection (UTI)
• Vaginal and Pelvic Prolapse

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

Is it just a coincidence that the doctor is hispanic? I feel like Phil would go so far with the whole "hispanic" schtick that he would specifically request a hispanic doctor, lol

 

[Tranhuviya]

If he did it, Phil left little to no material for his bottom surgery to work with, thus shooting himself in the foot. Cue butt hurt a couple months down the line.

Par for the course, considering the majority of his adult life.

If he didn't, who gives a fuck either way?

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Behold, brothers! The short lived second coming of the asspaters' likes!

 

[gophergoober]

Well I do say, congrats Phil on your fake surgery and your fake recovery and if you really did get your balls removed I hope the stitches bust open and it becomes infected!!!

 

[Tempest]

From Facebook

 

[BlueWalls]

Generally it's accepted that once you have an orchiectomy, full SRS (aka getting vagina'd up) is off the table since there isn't enough tissue left (particularly scrotal tissue) to form and craft labia, etc. Of course, the chances of Phil knowing this are about the same as him getting an orchi to begin with, so...

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

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View attachment 76781 From Facebook

Pretty much a confirmation it didn't happen.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Give me a new PS4 bike.