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ALRisAnnoying

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I don’t know if ALR’s body is capable of real periods at this point. Spontaneous bleeding could be related to estrogens secreted by the excess adipose tissue. You can call it a period all you want, but the body typically shuts down non-essential function when it’s hanging by a thread to survive (example: severe anorexics losing their period).

TL;DR: Amber may be too fat for monthly bleeding.

How can she tell the blood isn’t still coming from her bellybutton. Blood from random holes/folds all looks the same.
 

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I don’t know if ALR’s body is capable of real periods at this point. Spontaneous bleeding could be related to estrogens secreted by the excess adipose tissue. You can call it a period all you want, but the body typically shuts down non-essential function when it’s hanging by a thread to survive (example: severe anorexics losing their period).

TL;DR: Amber may be too fat for monthly bleeding.

How can she tell the blood isn’t still coming from her bellybutton. Blood from random holes/folds all looks the same.
I found this while searching "Can you still get a period at 600 lbs":

The biology is simple: Basic cholesterol compounds in fat cells can get changed into a type of weak estrogen called estrone. Overweight or obese women carrying extra fat cells have "little estrone-making factories, which have an estrogenic effect on glands," explains Maria Arias, MD, a gynecologist at Atlanta Women's Specialists in Georgia.

This added estrogen can cause bleeding or menstrual disorders. A woman may go months without ovulating, for example, but the uterine lining is still accumulating — to the point that it becomes unstable. Eventually, says Dr. Arias, a woman can have a period that "lets loose like a flood gate," with prolonged or very heavy bleeding.
So, it's possible she's telling the truth.
She might not be ovulating but it's possible she still bleeds.
 

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Wait , all the Hyatt's I went to are pet friendly. Why didnt this bitch not bring her fur babies if she misses them so much like she claims
Because getting up at 6AM when a Chihuahua prefers, putting on clothes, elevator, going down 9 floors, outside, waiting for pupper, return trip..that's too much work.
My ex's pupper would lose her mind when it was time to go outside. VERY excited.

EDIT: theory/fact-ninJa'd by @bev
 
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Wait , all the Hyatt's I went to are pet friendly. Why didnt this bitch not bring her fur babies if she misses them so much like she claims
Because no matter what this buttery, moon-shaped bitch tries to say, she does not love or actually care about or actually even give a singular shit about any of her animals at all.

She squeals and oinks at them when they happen to come within her proximity (because she is far far too fat and immobile to ever heave herself over to interact with them) but that's because her selfish, dumb, Narc brain sees Twinkie and the cats as just more of her accessories and her possessions. She thinks that they are more STHOOOOPER CYUUTE objects that she owns and the extent to which she actually gives a fuck about them abrubtly ends the split second they are out of her field of vision.

Even when they are at home the most basic bitch level of care in the world is dumped entirely on Necky (feeding, cleaning, etc) and we can tell from the food and water bowls and litterboxes that no one even does THAT. So why oh why oh WHY, my friend, are these two selfish blobs going to think to add the extra level of work and responsibility (and cost! This hotel is already so expensive boo boo!) just to drag along that parasite - I mean - precious little Twinkie Star?
 

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I don’t know if ALR’s body is capable of real periods at this point. Spontaneous bleeding could be related to estrogens secreted by the excess adipose tissue. You can call it a period all you want, but the body typically shuts down non-essential function when it’s hanging by a thread to survive (example: severe anorexics losing their period).

TL;DR: Amber may be too fat for monthly bleeding.

How can she tell the blood isn’t still coming from her bellybutton. Blood from random holes/folds all looks the same.
It's not a period, it's her bellybutton infection. It has traveled down from one rotting stank hole to her other rotting stank hole, which is moist and ready to incubate a wonderful festering infection. Becky was MIA from her wiping duties for a few days and now she's bleeding from an area she cannot reach or see.

At the rate she's going she won't get the mercy of a quick heart attack in the middle of the night, it's going to be a slow painful death by inches.
 

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her selfish, dumb, Narc brain sees Twinkie and the cats as just more of her accessories and her possessions. She thinks that they are more STHOOOOPER CYUUTE objects that she owns and the extent to which she actually gives a fuck about them abrubtly ends the split second they are out of her field of vision.
I think she loves them. Instead of viewing her as a narc who only thinks of them as her accessories, I see her more like a child who expects her parents (in this case, Becky) to do the actual work regarding their care.
 

ALRisAnnoying

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I want Becky to lose a lot of weight very rapidly, maybe by cutting out beer or something equally low-effort. Solely because of what it would do to Hamber's "psych".
Amber wants WW to work for her after the diet doctor plan failed. Maybe they both went to the doctor but AL couldn’t stick to the plan and Becky can. I almost feel sorry for Becky with Amber trying desperately to make her fail. I want Becky to lose a lot too. Just to fuck with Amber.
 
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