Last night Trent saves me sexually that is - True story. Read it. Anus of a man named Trent

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Last night or should I say a few hours ago at 600 Am I could not sleep. There I am totally jacking off to porn some hot young blond female getting it its just sliding in and out etc. So this girl I used to date way back in 2013 starts hitting me up with text message. I am like "oh good here to help me finish along." After 10 minutes I question if this female is texting to flirt or what is going on. She is all like "am I keeping you up?" I am like "well I guess not. But why are you texting? You are boring me." She is like "just can't sleep. So bored. This guy I am going out with never came home. Are you sure I am not keeping you awake?"
I just have to be hella blatant and come out with it. I am like "look I am hella whacking my cock and thought you were texting to help stimulate orgasm with female assistance. I need orgasm for sleep. Your texts are hella boring me." She is like " sorry about that I thought we were hella friends. Sorry about your sexual problems. I kind of thought we were just friends and stuff." At which point I was like "can you be a friend and touch your pussy and explain it to me over the phone so I can finish and go to sleep?" She is like "well I want to be a friend and help you sleep but I have boyfriend. I have male companion. But he never comes home and frustrates me." I was like "he is probably at the strip club getting laid. I should have done that. But he does not care he is having fun. He probably wants you to have a good time and have sex. Drive over here."
So then she changes up "lets just talk dude. What else would help you sleep at this time?" I was like "maybe some writing. Write a novel for me to read. The reading will take me off to dream land." Then she was like "man I do not know what to write. I am not a good writer." I am like "you seem to be a great writer. You write a lot. Just make it interesting." Then she asks "interesting? Like what then? Be a friend and help me become a good writer." I was like "woman write me a novel about how you drive to some guys house at 6 am you used to be sexually acquainted with and then you ride his hard dick up in your soft pussy for like an hour until he passes out." She was like "ummmm... I do not know if I possess such skills of novel as that as you desire."
I finally roll my eyes and reply to this woman and say "hit me up tomorrow at 400 pm when you wake up. I think I have a solution. I will inform you later in the day." I dial up Trent and explain my predicament. I say to Trent "Trent do you ever feel confused hella by women and things of that nature? They are so confused and they play sexual games and never understand their feelings. They always have feelings. Their feelings are always so confused. They hella never know what they want." Trent says "do not worry George. I hella have the solution. I will drive over and you can have sex with my anus. You can still be friends with your female friend but do not worry I will remove the confusion. You can have sex with my anus with no strings attached. No emotion. No confusing. I hella do it as a friend." I reply to Trent "wow damn Trent that would be great. I am not homosex anyway but the pleasure you provide will provide me relief. Hella." Trent hella makes good on his promise and comes over and sits down on my cock and anus rides me for an hour. His anus is incredible. I hella ejaculate multiple times. Then Trent wanders off into the morning to get breakfast and to provide his anus to others. I pass the fuck out.
At 900 Am this female contacts me again. "Oh crap I woke you up huh?" I am like " hella accurate woman." She is like "dude I really want to maintain our friendship as platonically as possible and explain my relationship issues to you without the frustration of sexuality between us and things of that nature. Is this hella the blatant possible?" I roll my eyes and things of that nature barely able to stay awake. She seems surprised and says to me "you seem as though you were able to tame your wrestless demons and get the rest you needed. How may I ask did you defeat the boredom?" I answer "i got laid hella. All sexual desires relieved." She asks in her usual overly curious yet implied distant yet obvious whoring female manner of behavior "the coincidence is astonishing! How possible did this occur after conversation with me? Your old gf from past yonder. The hot blonde to whom you mirror your still desires over by watching constant porn look alikes get drilled cowboy style? She came over and you guys reconciled?" I reply "no." "You called a phone escort and she came over and you laid the pipe and all your troubles are vanquished?" I reply "oh lord no." She continues "my anxiety granted me no sleep. Yet my curiosity remains. What I ask did you do?" I reply "Trent came over and I had sex with the anus of Trent. I did it without imparting behavior of homosex. I am still straight male. He did it as a favor. And woman I tell you I have never been so satisfied with such a decision. Trent totally satisfied my sexual needs to hella levels and things of that nature."




This story is so true I would swear its authenticity on my soul. Real fucking talk right there. Real fucking talk.
 

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It's amazing how Trent is always there when his friends need him the most. He has never complained even once about anus pain. Even after the 24 Hours of Pleasure fundraiser at the Daytona International Speedway where the drivers did a stunt where they started driving st 300mph and then climbed on their cars and jumped and SLAMMED their penises into Trent's anus. The grand finale they brought out that supercar that breaks the sound barrier and the driver SLAMMED his penis into Trent's ANUS and instantly ejaculated. He got done ejaculating by the time the sound of him slamming reached your eardrums and it was a crazy sight
 

formershroomeryuser

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It's amazing how Trent is always there when his friends need him the most. He has never complained even once about anus pain. Even after the 24 Hours of Pleasure fundraiser at the Daytona International Speedway where the drivers did a stunt where they started driving st 300mph and then climbed on their cars and jumped and SLAMMED their penises into Trent's anus. The grand finale they brought out that supercar that breaks the sound barrier and the driver SLAMMED his penis into Trent's ANUS and instantly ejaculated. He got done ejaculating by the time the sound of him slamming reached your eardrums and it was a crazy sight
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A true masterpiece - greater than the works of Steinbeck or Hemingway. I'm sure this magnum opus will be praised for generations to come!
Hell yeah!
 

The Un-Clit

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Trent is the most giving being on earth. His anus brings pleasure to all (who have a penis) and his selfless attitude could and doubtless should inspire new religions of anal pleasure.
 
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