Kiwi Farms

Phil has discovered that claiming to have nightmares about Kiwi Farms, FBI, or "the fash" hauling his ass off will get him asspats. So he keeps making shit up. Many of the following posts have been gleaned from the Random Update thread, but as it seems he's going to make a habit of it, we'd better start a new thread:

28 Feb


2 March




And fresh off the baker, the latest entry (3 March):



"I don't know what I would want to major in." I don't think you need to worry about that!
"...increasing near-wartime political climate...", in a college no less!




Asspatters: