Laughable wikiHow guides -

[From The Uncanny Valley]

You fellas ever wonder what's the deal with Wikihow's autism? I found out that the artist who draws a TON of those is named Miss Luna Rose. She loves autism, muslims, blacks, amputees and funny (?) shirts. You will probbly recognize her artstyle immediatly.

https://www.wikihow.com/Enjoy-Being-a-Teenager

(the tutorial barely talks about autism and deformities, wtf)

Could this be the perfect Kiwifarms favourite tutorial?

https://www.wikihow.com/Cope-with-Discovering-You-Are-Not-Autistic

https://www.wikihow.com/Support-an-Autistic-Person-During-Autism-Awareness-Month

and now this image that looks okay but becomes completely nonsensical when you put it in context

Something tells me all her minority acquaintances avoid her as much as they can.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

You fellas ever wonder what's the deal with Wikihow's autism? I found out that the artist who draws a TON of those is named Miss Luna Rose. She loves autism, muslims, blacks, amputees and funny (?) shirts. You will probbly recognize her artstyle immediatly.

https://www.wikihow.com/Enjoy-Being-a-Teenager

(the tutorial barely talks about autism and deformities, wtf)

Could this be the perfect Kiwifarms favourite tutorial?

https://www.wikihow.com/Cope-with-Discovering-You-Are-Not-Autistic

https://www.wikihow.com/Support-an-Autistic-Person-During-Autism-Awareness-Month

and now this image that looks okay but becomes completely nonsensical when you put it in context

All those images romanticizing amputated people legit got under my skin.

 

[Meowthkip]

All those images romanticizing amputated people legit got under my skin.

>when you stim so hard your arm falls off

 

[TinCan Wizard]

It's ok when faggots flaunt their skinnyfat lardbodies but when straight guys do it it's toxic masculinity.

 

[Meowthkip]

It's ok when faggots flaunt their skinnyfat lardbodies but when straight guys do it it's toxic masculinity.

You can flaunt your skinnyfat lardbody if you want, don't let those normies stop you, hon.

 

[Helvetica Scenario]

Hey, kids! Can you guess what these two hideously deformed animu potato people are discussing in this delightful and highly instructive WikiHow illustration?

Spoiler: Did you guess what it is yet?

That's right! It's how to care for a pregnant cat!

 

[ON 190]

Hey, kids! Can you guess what these two hideously deformed animu potato people are discussing in this delightful and highly instructive WikiHow illustration?

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Spoiler: Did you guess what it is yet?

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That's right! It's how to care for a pregnant cat!

I always use a DVI cable for that.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Hey, kids! Can you guess what these two hideously deformed animu potato people are discussing in this delightful and highly instructive WikiHow illustration?

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Spoiler: Did you guess what it is yet?

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That's right! It's how to care for a pregnant cat!

It's like somebody saw a gallery of Tim Buckley's B^U faces and thought "I can make even uglier weeaboo ones".

 

[ConcernedAnon]

I brought back some garbage from my latest safari into the How


How to deal with customers that bring too many coupons

Despite being named black Friday, it is the official white holiday

Always inspect cübes before purchase. The green ones are ripest

Avoid the rush by shopping online while your homunculus of a husband glares at you

Like what's the deal with jeans am I right guys?

Unfortunately for Cindy the excitement of winning employee of the day gave her a stroke

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Joint writing with a big pen can help you reach a state of zen

Contentness is find a group of deformed freaks just like you to commiserate with

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Admittedly I made edits to two of these photos, one slightly more obvious than the other.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

That cat's supposed to be dying of heatstroke.

Edit:

 

[SnowBall]

Hey, kids! Can you guess what these two hideously deformed animu potato people are discussing in this delightful and highly instructive WikiHow illustration?

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Spoiler: Did you guess what it is yet?

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That's right! It's how to care for a pregnant cat!

Out of all the art styles used on WikiHow this one is the creepiest.

 

[ConcernedAnon]

The pillowy face of determination

Acquire all 17 puzzle pieces to become an actual naruto

When evaluating your dog make sure to use a dummy hand on a stick in place of your own
This will ensure the neutrality of the test, as your dog may have come to fear and respect your own hand

Obligue your dog to attend a daily sermon on the benevolence of Jesus Christ, our savior
Dogs still don't go to heaven though. Do not tell them this, they may rebel

He's giving those greens the bedroom eyes

Not sure if the article is good, but this is legit a cool image.

Before consuming supplements do your best war face to get your digestive system in the mood

 

[Meowthkip]

This one.

This one is my favorite.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

Ok, let's do this but guiding us by the pictures only.

How to act like a Dominatrix
https://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-a-Dominatrix

1- Learn what is the best contraceptive. Cuffing his balls together and spanking his dick usually don't serve as a good contraceptive. Or maybe they do because he won't be able to get it up much but usually a condom is a better option. Use your mental powers wisely and conjure out of thin air the right prophylactic method.

2- Don't get involved with Furries. Ever. They might try to convince you they're into BDSM and even show you their expensive toys but the only thing they're really into is ANIMAL RAPE. Stay away and avoid eye contact at all costs. DO NOT stick your tongue out as its a reminiscence of dog behaviour and they might want to drug you and stick a glass dildo in your mouth.

3- Black spandex is your friend. Use black spandex. All the time. Doesn't matter if you're fat and a mother of 3, all that tight rubber will compress your organs to the point of circulatory failure. Also, you can wear it in cons. Are you cosplaying Trinity, Black Widow, Jessica Rabbit or just getting ready for a good pounding? Excellent for lying to your kids on your nightly escapades!

4- Hire a Chinese army soldier (can also be Philippine or Vietnamese) to do your bidding. We can't stress this enough. No BDSM session is complete without an Asian young rifleman by your side. They can fetch the lube, polish the whips, warm the horse and even mop the various fluids that you or your partner will inevitably end up spilling all over the room. We recommend Chinese as a lifetime of subjugation under a communist regime made them very eager to follow orders and get things trunked in their anuses. You can also get the cheaper versions: Philippine, Vietnamese, Korean (north are cheaper but watch for Hepatitis!).

5- Ask your mother to help you. Are you trying to spice things up with your boyfriend but have NO IDEA how? Easy, ask your folks! Throw away all those years of repressed memories and embrace those midnight screams coming out of the basement. Ask your mother to show you how to wreck those ass checks with the family whip and let her stay for the night. You would be surprised of how much you can learn from simply asking!

6- Learn to control your ungodly ghost hand. It comes a time for every young girl to learn how to control their infernal murderous ghost hand and this is the right time to learn how. Do not engage in a BDSM session without knowing the "1 plus 2" of your psychic powers. Remember: Spanking is good but choking the life essence out of the carcass of your partner is NOT.

7- Show the pantry who's the boss. No pleasure can come out of spanking and humiliating your significant other if those pesky cans and groceries are constantly mocking you from afar. Show them who wears the pants in the house by whipping them until the labels rip and the shelves collapse! That will teach them! We also recommend to make a whip out of your own hair. You'll look like Will Smith for some time but it grows back almost every time.

8- Make them confess their sins before starting. Once everything's ready, be sure to make The Lord contempt by forcing your partner to confess his sins. Usually a good practice is to make them recite their browser history while you observe him and instruct the Asian trooper about the specifics of tonight's varieté.

9- Congratulations! You've done it! You're a successful Taki Cosp- l mean Dominatrix, complete with... red spandex? Haven't I tell you about BLACK spandex?? Can't you follow a simple 9 step tutorial, you dumb bitch!? And where's your Chinese little fucker, UH!? Shit, you're a fucking disgrace...

 

[AnOminous]

Obligue your dog to attend a daily sermon on the benevolence of Jesus Christ, our savior
Dogs still don't go to heaven though. Do not tell them this, they may rebel
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Has anyone on that site ever even seen a dog?

 

[Fagnacious D]

Serious question how many artists are drawing these things?
Also in other peoples opinions are they at least getting better at what they do technically - I mean not good but better than they where before?

 

[yeahweknow]

 

[ON 190]

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DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY SQUIRTS FROM THAT PROSTATE, PRIVATE!

 

[AnOminous]

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But he's acting like a Muslim.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

https://m.wikihow.com/Do-80's-Makeup-and-Hair

Pretty sure that’s not how you tease your hair.