Laughing at Clown World Crypto Thread - Aka "post retarded meme coins and other funny shit from /biz/" thread

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Twitter and Square CEO Jack Dorsey said that Bitcoin's ultimate goal is world peace. "It may sound a bit ridiculous but you fix that foundational level and everything above it improves," he added.
 

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Twitter and Square CEO Jack Dorsey said that Bitcoin's ultimate goal is world peace. "It may sound a bit ridiculous but you fix that foundational level and everything above it improves," he added.
It's true! Bitcoin also made my penis 10 inches longer and made free blow and hookers materialize in my room
 

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I'd watch it.

Also, looks like someone's doing new Bizonacci style videos:
 
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Anyone else slurp up the dipperino yesterday?
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Slurp memes got that big sneed energy.

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I get my daily dose of JOMO from the SafeMoon crowd. Dumb Money never cease to impress. What is SafeMoon? SafeMoon is three things: A gimmicky pump token on BSC, its community of deluded bagholders, and a professional LARP group pretending to be a startup company dedicated to them.

The average SafeMoon believer splits his time between sperging out on Twitter, hugboxing on the dedicated subreddit, and watching countless Youtubers decry FUDsters and paper hands, and speculate about cryptic hints left by the LARPers. It is hard to tell true believers and insiders apart, but it doesn't really matter since they act the exact same anyways.

The SafeMoon lore suits the theme very well. What problems will "subspaces" solve and how? Nobody knows or cares. What is Operation Pheonix and why is it misspelled? Probably because it's gay. Is there anything concrete here? Just hodl on and believe! The community often refers to itself as a family. Truly creepy.

It is worth mentioning that the LARP team has never explicitly said "we plan to go to Gambia to build a cryptocurrency-enhanced power grid and provide financial services to the unbanked.", presumably because that would expose them to legal liability. Instead, those promises were dreamed up wholesale by hyped up believers. That's a nice bullshit job to lock in for sure.
 

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I'm digging through the twitter accounts of important people and multibillionaire Sam Bankman-Fried is following a crypto hedge fund CEO who calls himself Sasuke420. His hedge fund is called Lol term capital management. Imagine that in traditional finance.
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Sam also follows a company based on weaponized autism.
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A coin called "squid game" was released a few days ago. It started rising hard in price, and many people fomo'd in. Little did they know that it was impossible to sell their stack after buying in.

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There's no telling how much the "dev" ran away with, but it was probably a high 7 figures at least
 

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A coin called "squid game" was released a few days ago. It started rising hard in price, and many people fomo'd in. Little did they know that it was impossible to sell their stack after buying in.

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There's no telling how much the "dev" ran away with, but it was probably a high 7 figures at least
It's almost impressive that the ol' rugpull is still working as well as it is. You'd think people would've wised up by now.
 

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It's almost impressive that the ol' rugpull is still working as well as it is. You'd think people would've wised up by now.
There's one born every day...

Looking at Shib and general normie sentiment, looks like we've got maybe a month or two before the top is in. Normie news are starting to spread FOMO already.

Should be one hell of a December, hope everyone has their bags packed.
 

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A coin called "squid game" was released a few days ago. It started rising hard in price, and many people fomo'd in. Little did they know that it was impossible to sell their stack after buying in.

squidded-jpg.2677986


There's no telling how much the "dev" ran away with, but it was probably a high 7 figures at least
As Mutahar mentioned to an extent along the lines of "If you fuckin invest in a crypto called AMONGUS token, If you fall for that, live and learn."
 

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A coin called "squid game" was released a few days ago. It started rising hard in price, and many people fomo'd in. Little did they know that it was impossible to sell their stack after buying in.

There's no telling how much the "dev" ran away with, but it was probably a high 7 figures at least
They played the game and they lost.