Numbuh one brony in da hood, G
- Oct 6, 2016
I've seen the NFTs and stuff but I still can't believe that this giant clusterfuck is being released po-facedly.That's not the full video. According to Vice the full version was 18 minutes long but it's been taken down. I wonder what got cut?
I don't think it's the work of trolls. The devs have doxxed themselves and the other promotional material for this NFT collection is nearly as cringe as the video:
The world's first crypto island and number 1 crypto destination on earth.cryptoland.is
Be part of the world’s first crypto island with Cryptolanders, the most meta-epic NFT collection.medium.com
This is what the common NFTs look like:
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These cost a million dollars each and are supposed to represent ownership of a plot of land on the island:
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The lawsuits this will spawn will be explosive.
The entire thing looks like some bizarre clip from Drake and Josh or Spy Kids or Jamster. The presumably unlicensed inclusion of Crazy Frog as background music (not to mention the DEFINATELY unlicensed inclusion of the Mario Brothers theme) isn't helping that last comparison.
I've watched this thing three times over and I keep finding more confusing errors: Why does the skybox move with the camera in one of the dance shots? Why does it look like a Quake 1 uninterpolated model animation when they "make it rain"? Why does the 3D text on the Bitconnect memorial scale with the camera?
There's countless people floating off the ground and a humorous instance where two characters are clipping INTO the ground.
The pinball table scene also clearly cuts to live action footage of a real pinball table they built for this.
If this isn't an Adult Swim publicity stunt or something I will genuinely be surprised.