Laughing at Clown World Crypto Thread - Aka "post retarded meme coins and other funny shit from /biz/" thread

Decentralised Oracle

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How much do you want to bet that Tesla hasn't even sold 10 cars in exchange for BTC? Mining, shipping, and refining lithium probably has more of an impact on the environment than fucking Bitcoin. I really hate that all an asshole has to do is make some gay ass tweets and retards fucking panic sell at the drop of a hat. Or the opposite, some roastie/blue check/nigger tweets about some shitcoin for some pump and dump action. I hate twitter, and the fact that clown market is so clearly impacted by the smoothbrains posting there is infuriating. Yes I am seething.
 

Kujo Jotaro

Every Man Dies
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Tfw want to buy TrueBit but Meme coins are shitting up gas fee's soo much its pointless with how much I'm willing to put in rn.
 

tulskij_tochnyj

I identify as a rifle
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EDIT: I just realized vitalik still holds 45% of the entire $SHIB supply. I can only dream more hilarity ensues

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Vitalik should expel shitcoiners from Ethereum blockchain temple. "Back to Binance Smart Chain you heathens!" in the end he'll get crucified by SEC
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How much do you want to bet that Tesla hasn't even sold 10 cars in exchange for BTC? Mining, shipping, and refining lithium probably has more of an impact on the environment than fucking Bitcoin. I really hate that all an asshole has to do is make some gay ass tweets and retards fucking panic sell at the drop of a hat. Or the opposite, some roastie/blue check/nigger tweets about some shitcoin for some pump and dump action. I hate twitter, and the fact that clown market is so clearly impacted by the smoothbrains posting there is infuriating. Yes I am seething.
Maybe, just maybe people should stop taking Patrick Batemans' words as financial advice (they won't).
 

Carlos Weston Chantor

Experienced For Her Pleasure
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How much do you want to bet that Tesla hasn't even sold 10 cars in exchange for BTC? Mining, shipping, and refining lithium probably has more of an impact on the environment than fucking Bitcoin. I really hate that all an asshole has to do is make some gay ass tweets and retards fucking panic sell at the drop of a hat. Or the opposite, some roastie/blue check/nigger tweets about some shitcoin for some pump and dump action. I hate twitter, and the fact that clown market is so clearly impacted by the smoothbrains posting there is infuriating. Yes I am seething.
At this rate I will soon start liking Musk, first he dumped dogecoin on retards now he's tryna do the same with bitcoin. Probably won't work this time but I'ma give him points for trying

Over 75% of bitcoin mining is already done with renewable energy sources btw

"Looking at other cryptocurrencies" - lmao nice, musk announcing another pump & dump incoming after the dogecoin one was a success
 

Buer

The God of Tits and Wine
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^It would be pretty hilarious if after saying that he accepted another form of cryptocurrency besides Dogecoin. Imagine how mad the Doge HODLers would be since they rely on Elon Musk to pump the coin to $1 lol.
 

Muttnik

To the stars!
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Okay so I know jack shit about crypto, nor do I care. Coworker is being ungodly obnoxious about dogecoin mentioning it every day as well as all the money they put into it. On a scale of one to ten, how retarded is it?
 

Tad Loaf

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Okay so I know jack shit about crypto, nor do I care. Coworker is being ungodly obnoxious about dogecoin mentioning it every day as well as all the money they put into it. On a scale of one to ten, how retarded is it?
With Elon flat out throwing his weight behind it, there is money to be made, but I doubt it'll be the next BTC or anywhere close
 

Thomas Highway

My job is to keep you men alive, now let's move on
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Okay so I know jack shit about crypto, nor do I care. Coworker is being ungodly obnoxious about dogecoin mentioning it every day as well as all the money they put into it. On a scale of one to ten, how retarded is it?

Politely nod and say "uh huh" as he goes on about fake internet money that is only really used by criminals, Russians and Chinamen.
 

Buer

The God of Tits and Wine
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Okay so I know jack shit about crypto, nor do I care. Coworker is being ungodly obnoxious about dogecoin mentioning it every day as well as all the money they put into it. On a scale of one to ten, how retarded is it?
Depends, how much money did he invest in it and for buy how much a share did he buy it? Also if he bought a significant amount on Robinhood he might be fucked. Might be hard for him to sell if the crypto crashes.
 

💗Bitchstopher Columbitch💗

* unintelligible retard noises *
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Okay so I know jack shit about crypto, nor do I care. Coworker is being ungodly obnoxious about dogecoin mentioning it every day as well as all the money they put into it. On a scale of one to ten, how retarded is it?
It depends when he bought in. Some people have become multimillionaires thanks to doge because it used to be dirt cheap but I think it's risky to get in now.
 
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tulskij_tochnyj

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Never forget that in 2021, this is the second richest man in the world:
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He's pumping doge again, by the way. Coinbase is going to list it lol.
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1) Buy doge
2) Post something good about it on Twitter
3) STONKS
4) Sell your bags
5) PROFIT
6) Open short position
7) Post FUD on Twitter
8 ) PROFIT
9) goto 1

DOGE devs abandoned the project long time ago (although it would be hilarious if someone is impersonating DOGE dev to scam Musk). It's also PoW, so it will never be as energy-efficient as XRP, ETH 2.0 ( :optimistic: ), ADA, HBAR or literally any other PoS coin. Once again, people think that Patrick Bateman 2.0 does this for them and not for himself and his cronies.
Okay so I know jack shit about crypto, nor do I care. Coworker is being ungodly obnoxious about dogecoin mentioning it every day as well as all the money they put into it. On a scale of one to ten, how retarded is it?
Tell him to buy DOGE futures on 100x margin. This will make him shut up.
 
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Rabidcolombian

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Okay so I know jack shit about crypto, nor do I care. Coworker is being ungodly obnoxious about dogecoin mentioning it every day as well as all the money they put into it. On a scale of one to ten, how retarded is it?

Is this his first time investing? If so, seeing his stock go up and down as a new timer probably gets him pretty pumped. Hopefully the excitement runs it’s course and he doesn’t become a regular on the dogecoin subreddit.

I’m new to crypto too and the sub is still pretty cringe to a newbie like me.
MUH COMMUNITY
 

Muttnik

To the stars!
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They've been at it for about a year now I think. I only bring this up because they can be a big ass about it and has basically made it their entire personality. They used to drool over Elon up until recently.
 

Thomas Highway

My job is to keep you men alive, now let's move on
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Is this his first time investing? If so, seeing his stock go up and down as a new timer probably gets him pretty pumped. Hopefully the excitement runs it’s course and he doesn’t become a regular on the dogecoin subreddit.

I’m new to crypto too and the sub is still pretty cringe to a newbie like me.
MUH COMMUNITY

If people stopped getting into crypto, there would be less ransomware criminals.
 

💗Bitchstopher Columbitch💗

* unintelligible retard noises *
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Indian scams are their own kind of funny. Check out this half assed website advertising a dogecoin clone:
They've been at it for about a year now I think. I only bring this up because they can be a big ass about it and has basically made it their entire personality. They used to drool over Elon up until recently.
If he bought doge a year ago, he probably made some solid gains. The latest doge pump got started a few months ago. If i was him I'd sell now.
 
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