Dramacow Laura Kate Dale / Laura K Buzz / Joshua Dale / Laurawesome / joshany12 - Fake "leaker", autistic tranny, popcorn fucker

[Internet's Boyfriend]

No reviews yet, but here's the faintest taste of this strange tome:
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So I'm a little confused about how these are listed. Some indicate that the entire franchise is included(Metal Gear Solid series, Crash Bandicoot series), some are single entries(Saints Row IV, Portal 2), but then they have things listed as just Uncharted or Devil May Cry.

What I'm trying to say is they needed to think this through more because "The Last of Us - Ellie" has some very concerning connotations.

Also isn't the series just called Metal Gear?

Wasn't Zoe Quinn supposed to contribute to this book? I didn't see her name anywhere under the Table of Contents.

EDIT: Here's the book's page, Zoe is still on it. So is Cory Barlog, who also isn't in the table of contents: https://unbound.com/books/things-i-learned-from-marios-butt/

Cory Barlog, the God of War guy? I understand all the other people because they're games journalists and no one takes them seriously anyway but an actual game director?

 

[WaltherPPGAY]

So I'm a little confused about how these are listed. Some indicate that the entire franchise is included(Metal Gear Solid series, Crash Bandicoot series), some are single entries(Saints Row IV, Portal 2), but then they have things listed as just Uncharted or Devil May Cry.

What I'm trying to say is they needed to think this through more because "The Last of Us - Ellie" has some very concerning connotations.

Obviously more context is needed before coming to a conclusion, but that's only the most egregious of many lapses.

There's also Inkling (children), Rex from Xenoblade Chronicles (15), Jimmy Hopkins from Bully (15) and Skull Kid who explicitly has kid in his name.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

What is this waste of paper, ink and pixels? If LKD is so lusty after Mario and these character, why doesn’t she just hire someone to write fan fiction instead of subjecting the rest of us with functioning brains to this detritus?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

What is this waste of paper, ink and pixels? If LKD is so lusty after Mario and these character, why doesn’t she just hire someone to write fan fiction instead of subjecting the rest of us with functioning brains to this detritus?

Fan fiction is free. Wouldn't get him any money.

 

[Haramburger]

Cory Barlog, the God of War guy? I understand all the other people because they're games journalists and no one takes them seriously anyway but an actual game director?

He went hard left politically & publicly while the last Dad of War was in development. He makes actual games so he's the most productive person in the list, but he's bought into the same dumb ideology they all have, which kind of elevates the other assholes; they act high & mighty because they have a AAA name in their corner.

 

[Ghostse]

This is third hand information at best from people who actually live in Canada, but apparently Mark Meer is a pretty chill dude who is fairly approachable and has a history of saying yes to just about anything, including lots of smaller/local projects.

Probably on the money.
My guess is he has no fucking clue this is an insane Tranny, just some game reviewer. his manager just did a quick "politically advantaged class, currently not in trouble for sexual assault, grooming, or sex-pestery" and Mark said 'sure, I'll write two paragraphs for a fan's book'.

 

[None Drunk Username]

Jim sterling describes going back to a game after not playing it for months like hes going into the trenches in WW1, its "overwhelming". He likes games that repeat what you've done every 5 minutes because he cant pay attention otherwise

Well this would explain why he's long been Dynasty Warrior's biggest apologist.

Also not to just reiterate what you said but yeah it should go without saying that the vast majority of gamers with ADHD aren't bothered by any of this shit.

Also also, LKD has assburgers and ADHD? Just what exactly doesn't this troon have besides functioning genitalia?

 

[Crab Zone]

Cory Barlog, the God of War guy? I understand all the other people because they're games journalists and no one takes them seriously anyway but an actual game director?

Theres a group of IGN people and some people from other old websites that are strangely close with people like Barlog + other big name devs.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

What is this waste of paper, ink and pixels? If LKD is so lusty after Mario and these character, why doesn’t she just hire someone to write fan fiction instead of subjecting the rest of us with functioning brains to this detritus?

"Haha butts and weewwe." - Dale thinking he can ride on terrible cartoon, Bob's Burgers.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

"Haha butts and weewwe." - Dale thinking he can ride on terrible cartoon, Bob's Burgers.

Dale's thing has always been an obsession with butts. I think it's supposed to be a "Isn't it so funny when a woman is a perv?" kind of thing, but as a trans who doesn't even try to pass, it just comes off as weird.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

I'm kind of disappointed that Pinky from Doom isn't in the book, I played through it recently and you see quite a bit of his butt.

 

[KingofNothing]

Ok well I wasn’t going to sit through this video but I decided to do it just 4U and pretty much its what you said with a lot of whining in between.
Most of the video is jim , the tl:dr is why the fuck is jim playing games if its this traumatic for him and laura is being a general entitled dick as per usual.
For those who dont want to watch the video (cant blame you) heres the summary. I've put this behind a spoiler so users dont need to wade through this when scrolling the thread :

Spoiler: Video summary

Jim says he wont remember a TV series in detail if hes not viewed it for a year but will remember the general gist of it, his brain doesnt like re-watching things because adhd, this is not explained but sounds like what most people would experience

LKD says players need to be reminded after a tutorial how to play the game again

Jim sterling describes going back to a game after not playing it for months like hes going into the trenches in WW1, its "overwhelming". He likes games that repeat what you've done every 5 minutes because he cant pay attention otherwise

Jim cant play long RPG because he doesn't remember what happens at the beginning and gets lost

He needs to be handheld through games, but also complains when games give you new tutorials halfway through

Jim says its his adhd that has stopped him doing many things in life and instead makes him "lie on the floor eating crisps"

Most of this video is Jim and Laura complaining about their lives and why they are insufferable hacks

He cant play complex games-says anything that requires walking and hitting something too hard, but hes also complained about what hes dubbed walking simulators before

Jim complains about forgetting stuff but also complains about reminders, says games should give you the option to turn on/off reminders and tutorials-but also says this is a problem for adhd people, again doesn't elaborate why

Complains about a complex games not having a map-to be honest thats a fair point in some games

Laura says that games with long dialogues can be helpful but people with adhd cannot concentrate on this because its boring

MGS is tl:dr

Games need to “offer interactive ways to learn” again I thought thats just playing the game

LKD tells developers they need to remind people playing the game what they are doing in it

Jim spends the last 3 minutes saying many games nowadays exploit mental illness via gambling, this effects and discriminate against adhd people because they don't have the patience to play a game and will pay to shortcut it. This is very discriminatory against him in particular because he is impulsive

Jim talked to "some peoples relationships with video games and frankly some of the stories are heartbreaking" (After seeing this vid i'm starting to think maybe the WHO were right when they classified gaming as a mental illness if this is the kind of drivel it produces from these idiots)

Jim is a compulsive gambler and these video games a discriminating against him because he doeskin like boredom

LKD says the easier way around this is to think about adhd way before you start creating your own game as "approximately 3% of world population has adhd and that is a pretty sizeable number of gamers you can make games access able for by thinking about their specific needs"

Funnily enough some comments in the comment section said the video itself played up their adhd and because of the video they couldnt concentrate on what either of them were saying

So in conclusion after viewing this video my first thoughts are if this is the only exposure you've had to Jim and LKD you are going to think ADHD effected people are all insufferable whiny cunts but really its just them. Honestly why is Jim even bothering with videogames if they do this to him, he makes it sound torturous. And LKD thinks everything is oppressive and discriminatory, ironic given the shit hes pulled through the years.

Yeah those guys are full of shit, ADHD isn't causing their problems, they're just lazy hacks. If anything an ADHD kid is more likely to be addicted to videogames and go to completion because all the sounds and flashy lights hit the right buttons for them. They'll actually be hyperfocused if they like the game if anything.

Jim spends the last 3 minutes saying many games nowadays exploit mental illness via gambling, this effects and discriminate against adhd people because they don't have the patience to play a game and will pay to shortcut it. This is very discriminatory against him in particular because he is impulsive

This is particularly ridiculous. ADHD and gambling addictions are two completely different things. These people won't pay to skip ahead because they're lazy, they'll pay because they get a rush from the win like any addict at a casino. You just have a gambling addiction and shitty self control, fatboy, with the ADHD possibly making you enjoy the rush more at best.

 

[Next Task]

I hAve no idea why she possibLy could havE been exCluded.

It's way more likely she just didn't do the work. The table of contents suggest that half the guest contributors just wrote a few paragraphs on a jokey subject, and that sounds like too much for Zoe to do. Especially for no money.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Dale's thing has always been an obsession with butts. I think it's supposed to be a "Isn't it so funny when a woman is a perv?" kind of thing, but as a trans who doesn't even try to pass, it just comes off as weird.

It's a gay man kind of thing.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Finally, this book will lay the notion that trannies are obnoxious perverts to rest once and for all.

 

[Mr Pancakes]

Well this would explain why he's long been Dynasty Warrior's biggest apologist.

Also not to just reiterate what you said but yeah it should go without saying that the vast majority of gamers with ADHD aren't bothered by any of this shit.

Also also, LKD has assburgers and ADHD? Just what exactly doesn't this troon have besides functioning genitalia?

LKD will claim anything and everything to get sympathy and oppreshun points TM (which, to be fair I think has worked in a way because hes gotten away with some shit most people wouldnt) but ultimately his biggest disability is being laura kate dale. Thankfully its an affliction only he suffers from (for now)

Yeah those guys are full of shit, ADHD isn't causing their problems, they're just lazy hacks. If anything an ADHD kid is more likely to be addicted to videogames and go to completion because all the sounds and flashy lights hit the right buttons for them. They'll actually be hyperfocused if they like the game if anything.

This is particularly ridiculous. ADHD and gambling addictions are two completely different things. These people won't pay to skip ahead because they're lazy, they'll pay because they get a rush from the win like any addict at a casino. You just have a gambling addiction and shitty self control, fatboy, with the ADHD possibly making you enjoy the rush more at best.

This is why I did the write up because I suspected it was all BS but im not a doctor but when most people think adhd they think hyperactivity, not laying on the floor and not being able to read (jim said in the video he likes the idea of books but because muh adhd he cant read one which made me laugh). With the gambling thing yeah, I get people are pissed with it but I think trying to claim its discriminating against you because you have a mental condition is being a bit dramatic. He can just say the mechanics are bad on their own but again, muh oppreshun points.

 

[Emperor Julian]

So I read the preview and here are my thoughts

 

[The Pink Panther]

So I read the preview and here are my thoughts
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[Cuckoman]

You mean this.
it looks like they have since taken down the actual article
i also found this horror show while searching for it

I didn't see this archived later in this thread so I took the liberty. It is just to terrible to allow to eventually be scrubbed off the internet.
Enjoy: https://archive.md/tLTNb

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Guess who’s trying to start stupid shit again.