Careercow Laura Loomer / @looms93 - Cuckservative "reporter", disrupted a play, #TireGate, running for Congress

DrJonesHat

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Yes but Laura is also insane so...
She's 25, and a lot of mental illnesses onset in the early 20s, so I wonder if she's got some form of delusional disorder that makes her see conspiracies everywhere. Right now, she's still lucid enough to care for herself and deal with daily life, but that could change.
I just watched the video. Her voice is at Fran Drescher levels of irritating.
 

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I'm sure she's a terrible disappointment to her parents, who wanted her to marry a nice Jewish boy, make Jewish babies, and feed everyone. But hey, this is the life she chose for herself, so this is all on her. Her family should have paid more attention to her erratic behavior.
 
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tantric_depressive

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Try telling that to Laura, she's obsessed with nazi dick.

Yes but Laura is also insane so...
My theory is that she's an ancient, monstrous golem created by a genuis, but vengeful, kabbalistic rabbi who crafted her with the purpose and qualities of a type of life-destroying, banshee-voiced, succubus to stalk the enemies of the Jewish people. She had lain dormant in a long forgotten German bunker since World War II, until woken by the call of nazi podcasts traveling through the airwaves 5 or so years ago. In prior times of Jewish need, she only had a year or two to complete her bloody, heinous acts before her form started deteriorating, and she'd have to return to the deep hollows of the earth for a long, restorative "beauty" sleep. Nowadays, though, she's been able to extend her reign of terror and madness with the aid of modern medical science's plastic surgery procedures, and also the camouflage of a world infested with many, many freaks almost as hideously and ball-chillingly monstrous as herself.

She's 25, and a lot of mental illnesses onset in the early 20s, so I wonder if she's got some form of delusional disorder that makes her see conspiracies everywhere. Right now, she's still lucid enough to care for herself and deal with daily life, but that could change.
I just watched the video. Her voice is at Fran Drescher levels of irritating.
25? Wow, I thought she was at least a decade older than that.
 

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Yes. And Wil Wheaton's wife. And this stolen valor lolcow from weeb wars.

And also George Ciccariello-Maher. The professor who got trolled by people after some joke white genocide tweet backfired and then was recently cancel'd by twitter outrage mobs calling him a pedo because his GF was early 20s and they don't know what pedophilia means.
 

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about Israel, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the IDF, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Hezbollah, and I have over 6000000 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in all the Mossad. You are nothing to me but just another Palestinian child. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that drek to me over the Internet? Think again, goyim. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, schmoe. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, schnook. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Haganah and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the our world, you schlong. If only you could have known what unholy retribution(עונש משמים) your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, schmuck.
 

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Laura Loomer has announced a $3 billion lawsuit against Facebook.

I'm currently downloading the video and waiting for Archive. I'll edit this post and include the links when done.
 

Rekkington

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Laura Loomer has announced a $3 billion lawsuit against Facebook.

I'm currently downloading the video and waiting for Archive. I'll edit this post and include the links when done.

"Laura Loomer may be on the verge of becoming one of the world's youngest billionaires. "

Oh yeah, is that what she's gonna be? She's gonna walk out of this a billionaire?
 

Rekkington

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I'm gonna need an update on whether or not she is still trying to force "Loomered" into the public consciousness.

One thing I notice about her is she is really bad at acting and even basic performing. It's like, okay you're dressing up like a Mexican stereotype with a giant sombrero and poncho, but she ends up just standing there looking awkward and confused. Just like in that Twitter waiting room.

If someone asks what Laura Loomer does, the only answer is "she does stunts in public and records them." That has to be it, right? Okay, but then you need to at least have basic skills to make it enjoyable to watch.
Literally everything she does is so low energy and shy and confused. Start a podcast or something Laura, build yourself some sort of personality that people want to hear, then you being banned from social media like Enoch won't matter as much. Figure it out, woman. If you wanna be such an advocate for Israel stop chasing alt-right dick, if you want to be a tradthot then stop acting like an unhinged psycho, if you want to be a media commentator then produce something, if you want to be on camera then figure out how to be charismatic. Make an actual thing people want to consume.
 

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Literally everything she does is so low energy and shy and confused. Start a podcast or something Laura, build yourself some sort of personality that people want to hear, then you being banned from social media like Enoch won't matter as much.
lol nah. storming stage plays and breaking into politicians' houses is easier
 

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"Laura Loomer may be on the verge of becoming one of the world's youngest billionaires. "

Oh yeah, is that what she's gonna be? She's gonna walk out of this a billionaire?
You know how people will rack up massive credit card bills because they think the end of the world is coming? I hope Laura does it thinking sheʻs going to win this lolsuit.
 

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Finally, about time someone took that Facebook outfit down a peg! Now do one where you sue Bill Gates for forcing you into sexual slavery by mind control though your monitor.

Lol, it's not like she has anything better to do than file shotgun lawsuits.
 

Rekkington

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>inb4 case dismissed

I have a feeling, like the big Milo Vs. Simon & Schuster thing, she will play it off like it's all going according to plan no matter what.
I wish by some miracle this ends up in public court or something and she ends up representing herself. She 100% would.
 
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