Lawyer of the Year 2018 - aka the Lionel Hutz Memorial Award for Being the Law-Talking Guy*

[Glad I couldn't help]

We have:

• Micheal Avenatti, the man who would sue Drumpf into oblivion, but instead gets arrested while his client has to pay $292, 000 to a billionaire for a lawsuit she didn't start.
  
• Kevin Landau, a typical ambulance chaser whose bad lawyering and dirt laundry got exposed when he decided to take the case of Cuck v Chad.
  
• Melinda Leigh Scott, who keeps drawing the same judge while suing completely unrelated people in the process.

Feel free to make other suggestions.

* Also know as the Miguel Sanchez Memorial Award for Being the Law-Talking Guy and the Doctor Nguyen Van Falk Award for being the People-Fixing Guy.

 

[The Shadow]

I voted up Creepy Porn Lawyer. Which I shouldn't, because he's an attention whore.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Me

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

You forgot to mention that Landeau specializes in dog bite cases.

 

[Cato]

I would say that Russell Greer should be an option if Melinda Leigh Scott is...except that that would make the outcome inevitable and boring because the hundreds of clowns who are only here for his thread exclusively would vote for him without having heard of any of the others (except I guess Avenatti, who has gotten far more mainstream media attention than he deserves).