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Dramacow Leah AlbeeReluctant Capitalist and Homeless Flag Burner

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  1. Leah Albee is your average dangerhair thrust into the context of an American veteran's household.

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    When she isn't shitting up the internet with social justice, she's burning flags with her friends.
    Alas, this was a straw too far for her patriotic father, and he stripped her of that most important resource in a capitalist society, money, and kicked her from his house. Before this event he was even kind enough to have his waste of a daughter employed at his own small business, for which she was entirely ungrateful.

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    Will she get a job?
    Will she learn to provide for herself?
    Will she and her friends go an exciting life affirming adventure across these great United States?
    Not likely, because she's immediately begging for money.

    Here's her gofundme.

    Archived for posterity - http://archive.is/lic1D
    Comments are probably going to get shat up by onlookers (left and right) if you're look for funsies.

    P.S. It's totally all her dad's fault.
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    Other leads:

    https://www.facebook.com/leahpleah

    https://twitter.com/LeahPleah (inactive since June 15 still using "Noah")
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    Tumblr of course
    http://leahpleah.tumblr.com
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    Instagram.... and Noah? Attempted tranny?
    https://www.instagram.com/leahpleah/
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    Father:
    Dr. Kevin Albee
    http://www.aanddhearingcenter.com/
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    A & D HEARING CENTER
    2205 S. 4th St.
    Leavenworth, KS 66048
     
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    #1 Puppet Pal Clem, Jul 6, 2016
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  2. Her father is a goddamn patriot.
     
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  3. This cunt's dad is my new hero.
     
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  4. Hopefully this is just some kind of phase. Her father deserves so much better than that.
     
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  5. GoFundMe: The 21st century equivalent of a homeless street preacher sitting on the street corner and begging for change.
     
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  6. Is it safe to assume this person is of age, if their parents can legally kick them out on the street?

    Because she put nudes on her tumblr.

    I am a chicken.
     
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  7. Of course she's a trenderqueer.
     
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  8. If I ever need my hearing checked, I know who I'm going to go see.
     
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  9. That gofundme.

    A real group of winners right there. That dad employed two of those ungrateful shits! A regular small business local hero, being treated like this.
     
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  10. [​IMG]

    Why do these exceptional individuals always post nudes

    eta: lol maybe I'm reading the GFM incorrectly, but it sounds like Dr, Dad was housing tubby tits and three of her gal pals.
     
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    #10 Rabbit Bones, Jul 6, 2016
    Last edited: Jul 6, 2016
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  11. This is gold.
    Maybe she could room with Phil under his bridge.

    Are those two super sized McDonald's drinks? McDonald's: The Proletariat's Choice.
     
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  12. "Fuck capitalism! But give me money."
     
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  13. That is the least dangerous dangerhair.

    Start the pool for when she capitulates.
     
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  14. I feel for this guy. To go through the military, get your doctorate, start a business, and raise a family. To try teaching your daughter the values of hard work, responsibility, and honest patriotism. To give her a job so she can learn self-reliance. But still providing a safe place to live past her childhood and all the comforts of home because she's your kid and you love her.

    Just so she can spit on your military service, burn the flag you love, and tell everyone you're a toxic, imperialist abuser.

    Semper Fidelis, Dr. Dad. You'll always be a hero to the farms.
     
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  15. Her summary from her gofundme
    Kiiiiilllll meeeeee.
     
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  16. "Financial manipulation"? You mean him signing your paychecks for the job he was probably vastly overpaying you for because you're his daughter?
     
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  17. Tumblr ruins lives now, just like real drugs!
     
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  18. He looks like Elijah Wood dressed as Ellen DeGeneres
     
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    #19 Replicant Sasquatch, Jul 6, 2016
    Last edited: Jul 6, 2016
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  19. Burning the flag is protected free speech.
    It's also the unmistakable mark of an attention-whoring asshole with Daddy Issues.
     
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