Dramacow Leah Albee - Reluctant Capitalist and Homeless Flag Burner

[Puppet Pal Clem]

Leah Albee is your average dangerhair thrust into the context of an American veteran's household.

When she isn't shitting up the internet with social justice, she's burning flags with her friends.
Alas, this was a straw too far for her patriotic father, and he stripped her of that most important resource in a capitalist society, money, and kicked her from his house. Before this event he was even kind enough to have his waste of a daughter employed at his own small business, for which she was entirely ungrateful.

Will she get a job?
Will she learn to provide for herself?
Will she and her friends go an exciting life affirming adventure across these great United States?
Not likely, because she's immediately begging for money.

Here's her gofundme.
Archived for posterity - http://archive.md/lic1D
Comments are probably going to get shat up by onlookers (left and right) if you're look for funsies.

P.S. It's totally all her dad's fault.

Other leads:

https://www.facebook.com/leahpleah

https://twitter.com/LeahPleah (inactive since June 15 still using "Noah")

Tumblr of course
http://leahpleah.tumblr.com


Instagram.... and Noah? Attempted tranny?
https://www.instagram.com/leahpleah/


Father:
Dr. Kevin Albee
http://www.aanddhearingcenter.com/

A & D HEARING CENTER
2205 S. 4th St.
Leavenworth, KS 66048

 

[Coldgrip]

Her father is a goddamn patriot.

 

[Ruin]

This cunt's dad is my new hero.

 

[NQ 952]

Hopefully this is just some kind of phase. Her father deserves so much better than that.

 

[Randall Fragg]

GoFundMe: The 21st century equivalent of a homeless street preacher sitting on the street corner and begging for change.

 

[Puppet Pal Clem]

Is it safe to assume this person is of age, if their parents can legally kick them out on the street?

Because she put nudes on her tumblr.

I am a chicken.

 

[Trombonista]

Of course she's a trenderqueer.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

If I ever need my hearing checked, I know who I'm going to go see.

 

[NQ 952]

That gofundme.

two of us were employed by my father, one of us just moved here from across the state, and the other just ended a semester of art school.

A real group of winners right there. That dad employed two of those ungrateful shits! A regular small business local hero, being treated like this.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Spoiler: Saggy tits and gross stomach

Why do these retards always post nudes

eta: lol maybe I'm reading the GFM incorrectly, but it sounds like Dr, Dad was housing tubby tits and three of her gal pals.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

This is gold.
Maybe she could room with Phil under his bridge.

Are those two super sized McDonald's drinks? McDonald's: The Proletariat's Choice.

 

[The Colonel]

"Fuck capitalism! But give me money."

 

[Henry Bemis]

That is the least dangerous dangerhair.

Start the pool for when she capitulates.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I feel for this guy. To go through the military, get your doctorate, start a business, and raise a family. To try teaching your daughter the values of hard work, responsibility, and honest patriotism. To give her a job so she can learn self-reliance. But still providing a safe place to live past her childhood and all the comforts of home because she's your kid and you love her.

Just so she can spit on your military service, burn the flag you love, and tell everyone you're a toxic, imperialist abuser.

Semper Fidelis, Dr. Dad. You'll always be a hero to the farms.

 

[The Colonel]

Her summary from her gofundme

Hey everyone!! My name's Leah Albee! (Some of you may know me as Noah or Leo)
I'm a radical nonbinary queer kiddo living in Lansing, Kansas with 3 other radical transqueer comrades. Unfortunately, I've fallen on some difficult circumstances recently. Due to some disagreements with my father over politics along with his abusive power complex and financial manipulation...I've been left without a job, phone access, health care, and car insurance and the four of us have been given until the 1st to get out.

We're desperately trying to move as quickly as possible to Kansas City. All of us are under financial constraints, as two of us were employed by my father, one of us just moved here from across the state, and the other just ended a semester of art school.

If you have anything to spare to help us get set up your generosity would be greatly greatly appreciated!

You all always have a home with us, thank you for sharing your hearts!

Kiiiiilllll meeeeee.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

"Financial manipulation"? You mean him signing your paychecks for the job he was probably vastly overpaying you for because you're his daughter?

 

[Ruin]

Tumblr ruins lives now, just like real drugs!

 

[Rabbit Bones]

The Boy/Girl/Whatever friend is a real stunner too.

(The thing on the left)

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

The Boy/Girl/Whatever friend is a real stunner too.

(The thing on the left)

He looks like Elijah Wood dressed as Ellen DeGeneres

 

[PurpleSquirrel]

Burning the flag is protected free speech.
It's also the unmistakable mark of an attention-whoring asshole with Daddy Issues.