Lovequest Leaked Communication 11-14-14 Chris is rejected as a sperm donor -

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CatParty

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from @Thetan

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Honeyrabbit

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I imagine that they rejected him the second he walked into the door, like an overdramatic flipping papers off the table and the secretary frantically saying that they can't accept his sperm.

"B-but I already took the sample, it's right here!" as Chris is escorted from the premises, fumbling around in his purse.
 

Trickie

I refer to Christine as she/her to annoy you.
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"Hey, just checking in, it's been a few seconds and you haven't responded. Getting a little worried." 10:12 PM
"Where are you?? What's going on? I'm super worried! Please respond!" 10:12 PM
"I'm calling the police right now, please be safe. If you're not kidnapped or worse, please respond to this as soon as you see it!" 10:13 PM
 

Clown Doll

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I really hope that this isn't Chris' last ditch attempt to have a daughter before he tries to get SRS done on himself :( .
If he someday would 'wake up' and become regular old Chris again, he might actually have a chance with women and maybe even father a child but not if he's taking the proverbial scissors to the genitals to pursue some weird lesbian pipedream.
 

Thetan

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What. The. Fuck.

Is this just him failing at English as usual or has he asked the women he knows to bear his surrogate dream daughter?

This is what I meant when I said that being friends with Chris wasn't as simple as people were making it out to be. Chris had been friends with Renee for a little over a month, and somehow thought it was reasonable to ask her to be the surrogate for his dream child.
 

Haesindang Park

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My impression is that he desperately wants Crystal conceived as soon as possible even if the mother divorces him or leaves him so he can spend his time raising Crystal whilst playing with his Legos and games. My biggest concern is not the cost of him raising a daughter but more importantly, the daughter's self-esteem when her classmates in school have real fathers with jobs and she has a father who enjoys being a tomgirl with a taint piercing and infection. Crystal may become suicidal before she hits 7 and sadly, its going to be all of Chris's fault. In other words, having Crystal conceived will only make him more miserable in the long run since he lacks the resources to care for her.
 

Strelok

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This desperation is just getting almost kind of sad, like the fact that after under 60 seconds of not getting a reply he's going "please respond". It's just indictive of how far he's fallen these days. Or perhaps it's because I just woke up and am reading far too much into 4 sentences. Yeah, that's probably it.
 
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