Learning new skills

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Mr. Skeltal

Bone Poet
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Oct 3, 2018
Mechanical aptitude and general handyman ability.

Honestly I'm kinda shocked at how many people don't understand how to do basic maintenance tasks around the house. I've saved a lot of money by just fixing a problem with off-the-shelf compenents instead of calling in a specialist.
The last major thing I fixed was a broken shower knob trim. A little bit of "percussive therapy", JB Weld, neoprene washers, and some bathroom caulking - done. Total materials bill was about $35 for a job that would've cost $200 if I went to the local plumber.
 

WhoBusTank69

an endless thirst
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Joined
Apr 18, 2019
I forget everything I'm told moments before it's even spoken. Legends say I'm married but because I can't remember the vows I just wandered off afterwards.
 

Prophetic Spirit

"Degenerates like you deserve to be Agni Kai'd"
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Joined
Oct 7, 2019
I can write in a keyboard without looking at, idealize main plots & its sub-ones...
But i don't have a soul
 

MrTroll

I know you can read MY thoughts, boy
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Joined
Jul 30, 2013
Apparently using a search engine to find what I want.
Seriously, I know so many people who can’t figure out how to use Google to find anything.

I like watching normies type full sentences into Google without realizing that it instantly filters out articles, prepositions, punctuation and most adverbs and only searches for essential keywords.
 

Heckler1

This is a good cat picture
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Joined
May 7, 2018
I know how to restart a furnace using diesel. Also how to stop a urinal that is constantly running.
 

Shitpiss Babylord

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Joined
Jan 1, 2019
Most people only hate me on a basic level, because they only know me on the surface level.
I know myself inside and out, so I can, and do hate myself thoroughly, completely and unceasingly
 

Coolio55

Numbuh one brony in da hood, G
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Joined
Oct 6, 2016
Apparently using a search engine to find what I want.
Seriously, I know so many people who can’t figure out how to use Google to find anything.
On that note, I appear to be the only person I know (Apart from my boomer parents) who can avoid turning their expensive phone's screen into a broken piece of shit.

I see so many fucking cracked screens and yet I can't even comprehend how it happens. I've been using these big screen phones for eleven years. I've dropped em' a few times but never have I once managed to crack the screen.
 

JamusActimus

We wuz Centurion and shiet
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Joined
May 5, 2020
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Wish it was a joke but I am incredibly good at moving a staff like a monk.
I can spin it arround with ease throw it in the air and catch and chain with come basic kicks and spinning attacks.

Learned all that as a still while bored during the summer outdoors.
 

Fascist Frederick

True & Honest Fan
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Joined
Jun 23, 2015
I possess the amazing ability to use Youtube to learn how to fix most house/car problems and coupled with the fact that I live within walking distance of a hardware store I am basically a master maintenance man.

And since every hero has a weakness, mine is that everything I fix retains 100% functionality, but looks like an actual retard fixed it. Because one did.
 

Not Really Here

"The Blackface Lawyer and Racist Dog Show"
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Joined
Dec 17, 2019
Commercial electrical work including new constructions as well as remodels, and enough carpentry skill to frame out a wall, build a deck, hang sheetrock and frame and pour small concrete slabs.
Basic warehouse sills such as shipping and receiving clerking and being able to safely operate a forklift continuously in an emergency for up to 30 hours without a break or sleep.

And a few other things.
 

TaterBot

Answers: oh i gottum alright
True & Honest Fan
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Joined
Jun 6, 2014
I can 100% mind my own business because I haven't the slightest interest in other people.