Learning new skills

[Fromtheblackdepths]

I have knowledge about obscure folklore/myths.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

Mechanical aptitude and general handyman ability.

Honestly I'm kinda shocked at how many people don't understand how to do basic maintenance tasks around the house. I've saved a lot of money by just fixing a problem with off-the-shelf compenents instead of calling in a specialist.
The last major thing I fixed was a broken shower knob trim. A little bit of "percussive therapy", JB Weld, neoprene washers, and some bathroom caulking - done. Total materials bill was about $35 for a job that would've cost $200 if I went to the local plumber.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

I forget everything I'm told moments before it's even spoken. Legends say I'm married but because I can't remember the vows I just wandered off afterwards.

 

[Massa's Little Buckie]

I can count to potato.

 

[Frank D'arbo]

I can read past a fourth grade reading level

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

I can write in a keyboard without looking at, idealize main plots & its sub-ones...
But i don't have a soul

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Apparently using a search engine to find what I want.
Seriously, I know so many people who can’t figure out how to use Google to find anything.

 

[MrTroll]

Apparently using a search engine to find what I want.
Seriously, I know so many people who can’t figure out how to use Google to find anything.

I like watching normies type full sentences into Google without realizing that it instantly filters out articles, prepositions, punctuation and most adverbs and only searches for essential keywords.

 

[Heckler1]

I know how to restart a furnace using diesel. Also how to stop a urinal that is constantly running.

 

[Shitpiss Babylord]

Most people only hate me on a basic level, because they only know me on the surface level.
I know myself inside and out, so I can, and do hate myself thoroughly, completely and unceasingly

 

[Coolio55]

Apparently using a search engine to find what I want.
Seriously, I know so many people who can’t figure out how to use Google to find anything.

On that note, I appear to be the only person I know (Apart from my boomer parents) who can avoid turning their expensive phone's screen into a broken piece of shit.

I see so many fucking cracked screens and yet I can't even comprehend how it happens. I've been using these big screen phones for eleven years. I've dropped em' a few times but never have I once managed to crack the screen.

 

[JamusActimus]

Wish it was a joke but I am incredibly good at moving a staff like a monk.
I can spin it arround with ease throw it in the air and catch and chain with come basic kicks and spinning attacks.

Learned all that as a still while bored during the summer outdoors.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I possess the amazing ability to use Youtube to learn how to fix most house/car problems and coupled with the fact that I live within walking distance of a hardware store I am basically a master maintenance man.

And since every hero has a weakness, mine is that everything I fix retains 100% functionality, but looks like an actual retard fixed it. Because one did.

 

[Disco Inferno]

Apparently using a search engine to find what I want.
Seriously, I know so many people who can’t figure out how to use Google to find anything.

This x100
Friends/family/some coworkers think I'm some IT genius. But all I do is use multiple search engines until I find a consistent answer to their problem.

 

[Not Really Here]

Commercial electrical work including new constructions as well as remodels, and enough carpentry skill to frame out a wall, build a deck, hang sheetrock and frame and pour small concrete slabs.
Basic warehouse sills such as shipping and receiving clerking and being able to safely operate a forklift continuously in an emergency for up to 30 hours without a break or sleep.

And a few other things.

 

[ForgedBlades]

I'm really good at putting together shitty prefab furniture that comes in a box.

 

[Spunt]

I can tell the difference between men and women.

 

[TurdFondler]

Reverse-grip masturbation

 

[TaterBot]

I can 100% mind my own business because I haven't the slightest interest in other people.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Autism.