Least favorite troll/saga, and why? -

[Darwin Watterson]

I apologize if a thread like this already exists. I couldn't find one, but if I overlooked it, just merge this one into it. Anyway, yeah, which troll or saga did you guys like the least and why?

For me, it was either Kacey, Jackie, or Jack Thaddeus.

The Liquid saga was great, except for the fact that pretty much all Kacey did was chew Chris out and tell him what a big piece of shit he was. Literally the only good thing to come from her involvement, in my opinion, was the Father Call.

Jackie was pretty much Kacey-light. The "Halloween costume" series led to a couple funny moments (like Chris dressing as Voldo the Hamburglar, and holding a DVD in front of his face as a Cleveland costume) but for the most part was boring as fuck.

Jack Thaddeus was touted as Clyde's successor, but all he really ended up doing was hacking Chris's PSN profiles. His phone calls with Chris were really cringey in my opinion, and honestly made Chris look good in comparison.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Jackie was boring as hell, but a lot of good info was gotten out of him. Still boring though.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Jack Thaddeus was touted as Clyde's successor, but all he really ended up doing was hacking Chris's PSN profiles. His phone calls with Chris were really cringey in my opinion, and honestly made Chris look good in comparison.

Jack Thaddeus was trolling ADF not Chris

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Jack Thaddeus was trolling ADF not Chris

They told Chris that Jack was ADF because they wanted to pit them against each other, and ADF accepted the role because of his hateboner for Chris. This didn't really get far 'cause Bob died and Chris promptly forgot about the whole thing.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

They told Chris that Jack was ADF because they wanted to pit them against each other, and ADF accepted the role because of his hateboner for Chris. This didn't really get far 'cause Bob died and Chris promptly forgot about the whole thing.

It is still providing new content from Phil though

 

[Someone]

Julie because weens

Edit: neat filter for w e e n

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

the court saga

because it did not end with him being sentenced to death after being raped and murdered in prison

 

[Gagamaru]

the one where the guy pretended to be a bunch of people with email accounts in an attempt to force content out of chris, but spent most of the time emailing himself to make it seem like something was happening.

or whatever that one was.

 

[Ray Streip]

Catherine, because why was that a thing that happened even?

 

[Cunty Boo Boo]

Catherine, because why was that a thing that happened even?

This. Just a who didn't even get anything new or remotely interesting.

 

[KFC]

Definitely Catherine. There was no need to have another fake girlfriend saga. It provided a little insight into Chris's new gender identity, but beyond that, it was pointless. Chris probably doesn't even remember Catherine by now, and he's producing more content than we've seen in years by now anyways.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

Catherine, because why was that a thing that happened even?

At least it got Chrissy to have a doctor look at cwcs infected taint in time.

Spoiler: I also think it was worth these little pieces of Christory.

I think Chris is the most miserable (and least entertaining) when there's no troll to blame his\her shortcomings on. Remember when all Chrissy did was post emo crap on Facebook like two years ago? So, in a way, I guess God is the worst CWC troll.

 

[Marvin]

This. Just a who didn't even get anything new or remotely interesting.

I don't know about that.

Hearing a first hand account of Chris on a date, plus getting details on 14BC and the rental house, were all incredibly fascinating to me.

It also got us this horrifying, nsfw picture.

 

[Jack Awful]

Does Joshua Martinez count?
If so, that one.

 

[Purmojemvits]

Catherine and Jackie. Haven't managed to read that shit for long time before getting bored.

 

[TheImportantFart]

I'm kind of in the same boat as Harry Partridge on this one - none of the trolling sagas were that funny when you get right down to it, Chris is best when left to his own devices. The Ivy Saga's the only trolling saga I find particularly funny.

If I had to pick a worst though, I'd say the Calling Out Saga. It was an attempt to play Chris off against other lolcows which failed because they didn't really care and it was all abortive anyway because Bob died while it was still ongoing. I suppose the reason I dislike it so much is because it marked the end of Classic Chris for a long, long time.

 

[IV 445]

There's something short and sweet about the Mr. Smith incident. It proves Chris is still a puppet to others even after all these years. You just need to know how to "motivate" him.

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/To_Mr._Smith

edit: not a saga, but more like an incident. Or mini-saga if you care.

 

[Marvin]

Does Joshua Martinez count?
If so, that one.

Heh, Joshua Martinez himself wasn't a terribly bright bulb. His "trolling" of Chris was really hamfisted and low brow.

However, one point in his favor was that, one night, he messaged Chris as Vanessa Hudgens and got Chris to drive out to some random location. "Vanessa" was promising to bang Chris. It was like 10 PM and Joshua just kept messaging Chris new locations. "Oh Chris, I totally want to bang you, but now I'm at the best buy over here... no wait, I'm at the walmart over here... oh no, now I'm at this UVA building..."

So he just had Chris driving around all night in an attempt to fuck Vanessa Hudgens.

Not terrible sophisticated, I'll admit. But the idea of a desperate, thirsty Chris driving around all night is just hilarious to me.

 

[Big Bob Pataki]

the ps4 saga. now that he has one, he just sits on his ass all day playing video games while the comic pages some poor soul paid a thousand bucks for are never gonna get made. bo-ring!

 

[nobody2590]

Probably going to get some heat for this, but fuck it. The Bluespike Saga.

Leading Chris along with a fake girlfriend to fall in love with was one thing, but a lot of the things produced from that saga were not insightful or informative; they were just downright disgusting. It spawned the cancerous meme that is JULAAAAAY and gave birth to the numerous tryhard weens that we know today. Fuck, you know Bluespike went too far when even Clyde Cash called him out. It was a turning point in trolling Chris, because it was not an attempt to produce some funny reactions or juicy info but it was to intentionally torment him and make his life a living hell. It is part of the reason I fell away from following Chris-Chan.