leaving youtube..... 8/31/2019 -

Is she really leaving?

  • Yes

    Votes: 12 2.2%
  • No

    Votes: 225 42.1%
  • This is just more clickbait

    Votes: 418 78.3%

  • Total voters


her quitting youtube is bullshit

if she really did she would've uploaded this video as soon as she recorded it, but no, she waited 2 fucking weeks for some reason to upload it

at least with youtube she had to get her fat ass down from pillow mountain everyday to t ry find something to record, but now you bet she's gonna stay in her bed most of the day, that's what "mental help" is for her

and i'm really curious to see if she has any videos scheduled for today

I never almost drownded

I've made a terrible mistake.
It's hilarious how every ALR internet forum (FB, Reddit, here) thinks the others are wrong and their place of posting is better. FB is too self-absorbed, Reddit is too contrarian/modded, the Farms are full of cancerous meanies. I love it :tomgirl:

Can't wait until she makes her victorious, Martyrlynn return to bravely face the haydurs in a few weeks; 20lbs larger, off her meds, no longer seeing her doctors and still blaming us for her mentals. This video was the least exciting thing she's ever done, can't believe so many reactors (like Charlie Gold) made such a big deal about it.

Nicotine Fetish

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Breaking News: 600 pound Amberlynn Reid cries because youtube bullied her after fostering a community based around a supposed weight loss channel that showcases a woman gaining hundreds of pounds, exploiting that weight gain, mixed with broken promises to do better only to follow it up with borderline feeder porn. Upon further looking into her comments the majority are, admittedly cruel in wording, are at the core of their unified message a cry for this girl NOT to succumb to her morbid obesity. Yet Amber continues to make a mockery of eating disorders - cashing in fat checks on what can only be compared to a heroin addict shooting up while talking about how he knows better than a sobriety clinic. But why the hate? Amber ponders as she downs 5,000 plus calories while scheduling 2 health update/my mental videos, followed by a mukbang, followed by a lecture of nutrition, followed by a exercise video, followed by a grocery haul, followed by a fast food mukbang, followed by a weigh in, followed by another lecture of I know what's best for me, followed by a mukbang, and then ending the backlog with I don't want my channel to be about my health and weight loss video. She smiles to herself proud that she is SO CLOSE to finishing her 100 days of uploading challenge before uploading her final video.... where she leaves youtube.
Oh, amber. I'm sure that bike you keep getting back on will be here waiting for you when you return.

EH 110

She's not as filthy as usual in this video. Her hair isn't as crispy, and her nails are painted a new color. People will disagree and scream BEETUS, but I always say a lot of the darkness we see on her hands and knuckles is literally filth. She doesn't bathe or wash her hands.

People who don't bathe get dark and dirty like that, and they don't have to be out back making mud pies for it to happen. The dead skin cells that sit there, not washed away, will oxidize (turn darker). She's less dirty here (I'm still not gonna say she's clean because I can tell she aint), and thus her hands don't look as dark.
She's ready for Dustin's return! Only recently has she been painting her nails again. It reminds me of when Dustin dumped her. That was when Amber was getting her nails done all the time. And Amber got her hair fried at the salon before Dustin moved to Florida. Now that the love of her life Dustin is coming back, Amber feels the need to scrub up.

Her talking about how no one loves or supports her makes me wonder where Necky is while she makes these stupid videos, squeezing out fake ass tears. Is she lurking in the background or did she just nope the fuck put for a few hours and let Hambeast do her thing?
Becky is the Burger King drive-thru, rudely telling an employee that she needs 6 whoppers and large fries.

raspberry peach

Bit pedantic lol, but if she was irrelevant she wouldn't have entire thousand page threads made about her. I'd say she's notoriously relevant to us degenerates who like following lolcows
You're right, that's true. I really meant in the way a narc feels they're the most important thing in the universe. She's definitely interesting enough for all us chumps to pay attention to her, haha.

a bootiful jung woman

Checkmate, I WHISPER
Wtf. I just endured that 25min bore fest and I never heard her say " I'm quitting YouTube" anywhere. Did I miss that or did she explicitly say she's quitting YouTube ? Classic gaslighting amber

When she comes back she'll claim " I never actually said I'm quitting YouTube"
Like ruffling a few feathers =/= controversial in Amberlynn land.
So leaving =/= quitting.

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