Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

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A /co/mrade got banned for posting a storytime of Gail Simone's latest Plastic Man comic for... showing a pony in two panels.




Everybody I've talked to about this thinks the whole thing is bullshit, but my immediate response was "so did they make Barneyfag a janitor?"
Why does that Pony look like an Incredibles character? And Lee could be reporting every post that contains ponies just to get the mods' attention, which could have extended to obscure things like the puppet someone mentioned or the rubber chicken.
 

Meowthkip

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Why does that Pony look like an Incredibles character? And Lee could be reporting every post that contains ponies just to get the mods' attention, which could have extended to obscure things like the puppet someone mentioned or the rubber chicken.
It's because the pony is Plastic Man.



Plastic Man can assume the shape of literally anything, but he can't change his color. So if he turns into a pony, he's going to turn into a pony that looks like Plastic Man.

Part of what makes him so fun (and one of my favorite DC superheroes) is unlike other similar heroes like Mr. Fantastic, he always gets super creative with his shapes and will just stretch into shapes willy-nilly just because he's fucking Plastic Man.

So if he's trying to get a little girl to safety, hey, little girls like ponies, right? Why not turn into a pony and let her ride on your back to safety? And why not have part of the joke be that the girl finds the whole pony thing to be embarrassing?

It makes perfect sense in the context of the comic and for the user posting the storytime on /co/ to be banned for it is fucking exceptional.
 

Tard Baby

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A /co/mrade got banned for posting a storytime of Gail Simone's latest Plastic Man comic for... showing a pony in two panels.




Everybody I've talked to about this thinks the whole thing is bullshit, but my immediate response was "so did they make Barneyfag a janitor?"
I want to fuck Plastic Man as a pony.
 

Adamska

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Might be the minority of /co/ unintentionally backing him since there is a small group of SJWs that shit up that board and sock on it. Maybe one of them did it because they got pissy over the crowd shitting on the story.

Or more likely, janitors over there are drunk and impulse removed it since the bar is that low. I just know that it wasn't done for Lee.
 

Uncanny Valley

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Might be the minority of /co/ unintentionally backing him since there is a small group of SJWs that shit up that board and sock on it. Maybe one of them did it because they got pissy over the crowd shitting on the story.

Or more likely, janitors over there are drunk and impulse removed it since the bar is that low. I just know that it wasn't done for Lee.
You'd think SJWs would hate him.
 
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