Leftist Memes - Or lack thereof...

Crass_and_Champ

Herr Mut Krebs, at your service.
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Capitalism. Like in Venezuela, right?

Yeah, yeah, I can hear the hounds baying: "IT'S NOT REAL COMMUNISM!"
And you know what? They're right. Communism is a pipe dream that will never exist in the form they wish it would.
There's a joke I heard from a Hungarian, and it perfectly describes communism and every attempt to realize it:


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As for a proper contribution:
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Made by the exceptional individual who graced us with the infamous "We should improve society somewhat" and the "Antifa milkshake-thrower gets arrested instead of the active shooter" comics.
I love how even comics that try and portray him in a positive light still make Bernie look like an unkempt, senile hobo.
 

Doctor Placebo

Kiwi-Chan loves you, even if no one else does.
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You remember famous liberal actor George Clooney? Husband of Amal Alamuddin, famous Lebanese-British human rights lawyer?
Warning: tabloid news incoming.
He bought a mansion near Lake Como in Italy. Nice, affluent neighbourhood, refuge of the rich&beautiful.
Fucker allegedly wanted to sell it back in 2012, 2015, both times because of paparazzi, and then finally sold it in 2017 IIRC. The final straw? Migrants. Lots of them. Fucker fled to England, to his other mansion, then sold the Italian one. Can't find that story right now, though.

I hate commies, but I hate these pompous knob-gobblers even more. Socially/politically liberal, fiscally conservative, best of two worlds. "Yeah, I support open borders a lot, but leave my fucking bank account alone!"
They'd be more tolerable if they'd at least be honest about it. That's your basic wealthy libertarian. He says, "Yeah, I'm here to make money, so what?" I can't fault that attitude. It's honest. But for the rich liberals there's so much effort put into this performative compassion, generosity, and economic liberalism, and it's all about feeling morally superior while convincing other people to make the real sacrifices. The moment it's time for them to sacrifice something that might actually have a noticeable impact on their own lifestyles, they've got their escape plan ready to go.

You have to be absolutely fucking delusional to think the Overton Window is shifting to the right. Even Movieslob, as exceptional as he is, recognizes and acknowledges left wing media dominance. Now compare the position in society of homosexuals vs the position of churches now vs 30, 50, 100 years ago. The only way you can make this argument is if your concept of left and right revolves solely around tax policy, and even then you have to cherry pick which time period you're comparing with the present to get your shift to the right. Basically anything prior to the Great Depression and FDR would be less fiscally progressive.
 

Cool kitties club

In another life I was a catboy now I'm just a C
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The classic commie mantra "No one has any responsibility its all capitalisms fault"

This meme is so bs. Lets take an evil far right nazi like Trump or Ben Shapiro and take them back to 1960 and ask would they be viewed as more right wing or left wing compared to today. You take it even further go back to 1940 or 1920 or even further. That should give you an obvious answer.
 

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This graphic was sincerely produced in an era where castrating potentially gay children is celebrated and condoned by the state and major corporations, and where vocal opposition lands you with police cautions and harassment by activists.

If there's one thing I learned from history it wasn't that people liked Hitler, it was that they hated a few of his enemies more.
 

Doctor Placebo

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This graphic was sincerely produced in an era where castrating potentially gay children is celebrated and condoned by the state and major corporations, and where vocal opposition lands you with police cautions and harassment by activists.

If there's one thing I learned from history it wasn't that people liked Hitler, it was that they hated a few of his enemies more.
You're partially correct. Obviously there were lots of dyed in the wool Nazis, but the German industrialists and DNVP who were instrumental in Hitler's rise to power threw their weight behind him because they hated and feared the communists and socialists more. They weren't wrong to hate and fear the commies, but their mistake was not realizing how dangerous Hitler and the Nazis would be, not just to them but to Germany as a whole.

nice try, boomers

then again, that could be the title of this thread
Only a few of the memes on here have been true boomer memes. At least boomers have the excuse of coming of age before this newfangled internet culture thing. The dangerhairs and soyboys have no such excuse.
 

Hecate

My skin crawlith
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OK, let's say Canada annexed those states. We now have the United Socialist States of Canada and "Jesusland". All the Lefties flock to Canuckistan and all the Conservatives move to "fly-over country". Canada gets its socialism, healthcare for all (which it already has and is shit), Hollywood, some tech companies, all the cities with the highest crime rates, all the illegal immigrants they want, and all the people who are happy to live their lives on welfare. What's left of the US gets to finally secure the borders, gets to streamline government, do away with social programs, get rid of the restrictions on drilling for oil/digging for coal/building nuclear powerplants/manufacturing/etc., and finally get rid of draconian gun control laws.

Big companies will choose "Jesusland" because they won't be taxed into oblivion to pay for social programs and can actually afford to manufacture things again. Unemployment and crime rates go down. Everything becomes more affordable. The lower class will virtually be eliminated. Everyone has more money. The US becomes energy independent. Everyone speaks the same language. Criminals and drugs are no longer flowing over the border. We still have our military, Disneyworld, Las Vegas, and all the best national parks. Anyone can own whatever guns they want (I really want an M240LW and one of those Knight's Armament belt-feds). We still have all the food production, with less mouths to feed.

Meanwhile Canada will be struggling to feed everyone, their taxes will skyrocket, their unemployment and crime rates will increase exponentially, and they'll have more and more people flooding their borders from around the world to get free shit. They won't be manufacturing anything, exporting anything, and will struggle to keep their lights on, houses warm, and people fed. They will mostly be reliant on imports for food, oil, materials, and goods. They'll allow anyone and everyone to come there, because they don't want to be racist, so they'll be dealing with illegal drugs, disease, and crime. Within a decade becomes a Third World country.

You know what? Let's do it! I'm 100% on board with this plan. Give me my machine guns, Bible, low taxes, and cheap oil, and the pinko Lefties can have their multicultural, economically equal, environmentally friendly, all-inclusive Socialist Utopia.
you have no idea what state makes most of the usa's food do you? most people think california is just the hollywood gay state but it also makes more than 40% of the country's food, and like 70% of our dairy. theres a reason california alone used to be the world's third largest economy, and it wasn't because of Hollywood.

that said, maybe Canada can take all the fleeing pinkos and relocate Hollywood to Toronto.
 
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Doctor Placebo

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FuckedUp

Trump's half-Chosen
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Wasn't JK Rowling supposed to be an evil TERF? Or was that memory holed?

Here's a steaming fresh pile of shit from The Nib. Enjoy.

Courtesy of Tom Tomorrow:
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And two pieces by Matt "Drunald Brumphf is literally Immortan Joe" Bors:
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That last comic...
1. lol, 200 more cases over what scope?
2. Good to know the flu doesn't give you a high fever nor is very contagious. Not like I got it last year and had way more symptoms than "hacking cough", either.
 
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