Kiwi Farms
Thanks to a generous and brave Kiwiforummer we have glimpsed inside the pages of Myth of the Legendary Warrior by Jay "the Golden Knight" Geis - a comic which is objectively far worse than Sonichu. Jay draws, writes, and plots far worse than Chris, and he combines his dearth of talent with the very smallest amount of effort. As bad as CWC's opus got, it never featured a five-year-old Mary Sue who is explicitly described by the author as a sadist and foot fetishist. 
Anyhow, the first issue of the comic features a little white cat getting somehow adopted by Jay's Mary Sue OC, before being brutally decapitated a few panels later by the villain.
The comic's hero responds to this scene by saying "I'm not gonna get hung up on some stupid cat" and the whole thing is never mentioned again in the rest of the comic's epic 16 page length.
I'm not prepared to accept that bloody decapitation and Jay's indifference is how it ends for the cat. This is the internet, dammit, and by Blossom we love cats here.
I propose we use our collective Great Director Kiwiforums Powers to right this wrong.
Who would be up for a collaborative 16 page comic to give this story a happy ending? I've got a basic plot and dialogue; contributing artists would take a page each and interpret these visually in whatever style they wished.
This isn't a trolling plan, btw - we've established that Jay's not going to come to the FastPacedCWCkiForums and read it.
Just that there's a whole load of talented artists who post in this thread, and I think the end result will be a laugh.
If you'd be interested in this, please reply to that effect below. The briefest of glances at Jay's work should confirm that any level of artistic talent will be enough to surpass his "art". Just to reinforce this, here's something he created without the benefit of Adobe Illustrator.
Anyhow, the first issue of the comic features a little white cat getting somehow adopted by Jay's Mary Sue OC, before being brutally decapitated a few panels later by the villain.
The comic's hero responds to this scene by saying "I'm not gonna get hung up on some stupid cat" and the whole thing is never mentioned again in the rest of the comic's epic 16 page length.
I'm not prepared to accept that bloody decapitation and Jay's indifference is how it ends for the cat. This is the internet, dammit, and by Blossom we love cats here.
I propose we use our collective Great Director Kiwiforums Powers to right this wrong.
Who would be up for a collaborative 16 page comic to give this story a happy ending? I've got a basic plot and dialogue; contributing artists would take a page each and interpret these visually in whatever style they wished.
This isn't a trolling plan, btw - we've established that Jay's not going to come to the FastPacedCWCkiForums and read it.
Just that there's a whole load of talented artists who post in this thread, and I think the end result will be a laugh.
If you'd be interested in this, please reply to that effect below. The briefest of glances at Jay's work should confirm that any level of artistic talent will be enough to surpass his "art". Just to reinforce this, here's something he created without the benefit of Adobe Illustrator.