Legends of Runeterra -

[Don't Tread on Me]

I'm pretty hyped for the new card game that Riot's been cooking up. They've already reworked a bunch of cards and the open beta is coming out on Thursday for all that preordered. I missed the last two betas because I'm not a Twitch whore and didn't sit around waiting for drops, but now I can finally try shit out!

Usually in card games I'm a control player but I have been eyeing the aggressive Demacia and Noxus decks personally. Probably going to craft Elites as soon as the beta drops, and then start working on some sort of aggressive Draven / Darius Noxus deck right after.

Anyone else already play in the beta? What kind of stuff did you try out? What's good and what isn't?

Also RIP Anivia.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

How much did you get paid to shill this?

 

[inexplicable ethos]

Why would I play a card game where the cards aren't even real?

 

[The Fool]

Normie here, but I understand how shitty women are. I've been lurking here for months, but never wanted to be the self help "workout and make some gains" normie. I've noticed most of the incels here are either a) socially inept or b) really fucking ugly. I'm here to tell you that yes, that's probably a reason that women wont be with you, but there are also other reasons. Women are pretty shitty is the main one. I've generally been rated 8/10 and i'm somewhat muscular with no fat. I've been with around 10 women and I was also in a fraternity. (Not the gay christian or physics fraternities, a social one) I climb, workout, and do lots of other stuff outdoors. (The shit other normies say will make women want you) Its not fucking true, and even if it did, women aren't worth it. I was with a girl for 2 years, she is VERY attractive and was "in love" with me until I went to a University a couple hours away. I found out her snapchat password, logged in, and found out she had been messaging other guys about hanging out. One of them was her ex boyfriend before me. I messaged him on instagram about it and he apologized saying he didn't even know she had a boyfriend, she never mentioned me. He sent me screenshots of her saying how handsome he was, how much she missed him, etc. I sent her the screenshots and she broke down and started frantically calling/texting me. She was threatening to kill herself, saying she was going to come to my college, promised to never do it again. I didn't buy any of it, and broke up with her. This was a couple months ago. She is now the girlfriend of the guy, but occasionally tries to talk to me and hangout to have sex. It's pathetic. I'm happier now. I haven't interacted with or tried to date any women since then. Women are shitty, they have no idea what they want and they use and cheat whoever they can to get the most attention. I get bored just talking with them, none of them interest me at all. I'm not gay, but women are generally useless as companions because they never want to do the things you want to do, end up using all of your money, and cheat you out in the end. They aren't worth much incel-bros. I masturbate and do my own thing now and i'm pretty fucking good. I know you've never felt the inside of a vagina or anything, but believe me, the thing its attached to isn't worth the hassle of a relationship.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Well, excuse me for being autistic in the gaming section.

Why would I play a card game where the cards aren't even real?

Well, for the most part you don't have to pay for the cards. I like online card games because I can actually play them for a few hours if I have time. Playing card games in real life you usually can't do it for more than an hour or two because you have to actually go somewhere in public to meet up and then hope that everyone's schedule lines up. Unless you're playing in official tournaments there's just not a lot of opportunity to do it, at least where I live.

 

[Ningen]

Hey yet another online card playing game, seems like Valve's failure with Artifact isn't teaching the industry a lesson, Riot's attempt is going to fail as well.
This isn't the early 2010s, people no longer play Hearthstone so much since it became a moneygrab and these kinds of card playing games for rich nerds aren't popular anymore, because not everyone is a trust fund manchildren that likes playing freemium shit and some of us poorfag "untermensch" have to grow up and manage our money properly if we want to retire someday and not die on our 50s.
Glad that Riot's stock price is gonna touch rock bottom with this 200IQ move.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Normie here, but I understand how shitty women are. I've been lurking here for months, but never wanted to be the self help "workout and make some gains" normie. I've noticed most of the incels here are either a) socially inept or b) really fucking ugly. I'm here to tell you that yes, that's probably a reason that women wont be with you, but there are also other reasons. Women are pretty shitty is the main one. I've generally been rated 8/10 and i'm somewhat muscular with no fat. I've been with around 10 women and I was also in a fraternity. (Not the gay christian or physics fraternities, a social one) I climb, workout, and do lots of other stuff outdoors. (The shit other normies say will make women want you) Its not fucking true, and even if it did, women aren't worth it. I was with a girl for 2 years, she is VERY attractive and was "in love" with me until I went to a University a couple hours away. I found out her snapchat password, logged in, and found out she had been messaging other guys about hanging out. One of them was her ex boyfriend before me. I messaged him on instagram about it and he apologized saying he didn't even know she had a boyfriend, she never mentioned me. He sent me screenshots of her saying how handsome he was, how much she missed him, etc. I sent her the screenshots and she broke down and started frantically calling/texting me. She was threatening to kill herself, saying she was going to come to my college, promised to never do it again. I didn't buy any of it, and broke up with her. This was a couple months ago. She is now the girlfriend of the guy, but occasionally tries to talk to me and hangout to have sex. It's pathetic. I'm happier now. I haven't interacted with or tried to date any women since then. Women are shitty, they have no idea what they want and they use and cheat whoever they can to get the most attention. I get bored just talking with them, none of them interest me at all. I'm not gay, but women are generally useless as companions because they never want to do the things you want to do, end up using all of your money, and cheat you out in the end. They aren't worth much incel-bros. I masturbate and do my own thing now and i'm pretty fucking good. I know you've never felt the inside of a vagina or anything, but believe me, the thing its attached to isn't worth the hassle of a relationship.

Wow, I actually read that entire thing.

 

[The Fool]

Wow, I actually read that entire thing.

To be fair, you have to be pretty autistic to understand Kiwi Farms. The mockery is very subtle, and without a solid grasp of lolcow psychology most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Null's repressed paedophilia, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from his collection of Samuel Collingwood Smith porn, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual exceptionalism to truly appreciate the depths of these cows, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Kiwi Farms truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Dynastia's random doxxings, which itself is a cryptic reference to his self-hatred of being a gas-huffing Abbo. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Joshua Moon's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Jace Connors tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Well, excuse me for being autistic in the gaming section.

It came off more like a sales pitch than legit sperging, tbh.

 

[inexplicable ethos]

Glad that Riot's stock is gonna touch rock bottom with this 200IQ move.

League of Legends will not stop printing money for at least another ten years or so. At worst this will be a minor cost that Tencent ends up absorbing, more likely it catches a moderate fanbase in China and no one in the West gives a shit. But the Chinese market is all that matters honestly for profits. Overhead on this kind of thing can't possibly be all that high.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

It came off more like a sales pitch than legit sperging, tbh.

Fair enough. Let me just cut the OP up and redo it.

 

[Haramburger]

I'm mildly interested in League of Legends card game from a mobile phone perspective > laptop > desktop, but I haven't even watched streams yet to see if I'll like it or not. I'm wondering if it will upset Hearthstone or M:tGA or if it flops, and how Riot actually releasign other games will pan out.

Also I'm seething that they removed Twisted Treeline after cutting Dominion. FUCKING RIOT STOP DELETING THINGS